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The Terribly Titled Nuzlocke of Pokemon Rejuvenation: Part 3: Chapter 120 - Don't You (Forget About Me) (14/10/21)


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On 10/7/2021 at 3:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I NEED MORE SOU-I MEAN READERS, DEX! MOOOORRRREEEE!!!

I don't think I have any favourites myself...maybe the tournament when we get to it?

They never migrated to the new land like I did. 

But the ones that did and still have only commented after the first chapter saying "this run looks interesting" were LIARS.

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"This run looks interesting" is shorthand for I might like this but I don't wanna commit to reading in my opinion. It's the cowards way of commenting on something. That just the way forums go. People can and do just up and stop posting for whatever reason.

On 10/7/2021 at 3:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

WELL FUCK JAN FOR NOT DOING IT SOONER!

Because now my ENTIRE run is obsolete and everyone will MOCK me for it!

Let's be honest, that one was inevitable. Don't worry, we wont mock you for that, we'll surely find something else.

On 10/7/2021 at 3:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

No.

Not even when I reach Level 85 can I buy them.

All I have is MILK.

Yeah that sounds about right. Who would have thought MooMoo Milk would be such a lifesaver. How much more do you have at this point?

On 10/7/2021 at 3:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Well where am I going to get a ZUBAT, Dex?

Don't you know how rare and valuable they are in the Aevium region!?

I burned down a whole town for one!

Oh god the Zubat sidequest. Man I like Crobat and it's a pretty decent mon, but its not lock behind a sidequest good. Quite frankly I no mon is besides maybe a few broken Legendaries.

On 10/7/2021 at 3:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

MY MENTAL ENERGIES WERE LOW, DEX!
I'M A CONSTITUTION/STRENGTH BUILD! I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR SISSY MAGIC!

I'm sure you were. You can even blame it on brain damage dealing with all the stupidity in the region

On 10/7/2021 at 3:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Marianette turns you into a bird?

The FUCK is going on in that version?

No no, I mean she gives you a nickname. Honestly, being turned into a bird wouldn't even make top 10 on the weird shit that went on in this region.

 

On 10/7/2021 at 3:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

I liked them too.

Rrrright up until we had to climb Eclypsia Pyramid. Then I started to heavily dislike them.

That whoooole fucking segment annoyed the hell out of me.

Yeah that would do it. Also those mechanical Pokemon are terrifying to fight.

 

On 10/7/2021 at 3:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Yes I did.

I had to react to the scene to give you all a few chuckles.

The most noble intentions of all...

Gotta commit to your craft, even if it means potential misdemeanors.

 

 

 

 

On 10/7/2021 at 3:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Everything and anything for pointless extension of the game.

Like does asthma stop you from saying the Stoner's incredibly short name? I don't think so.

 

 

Quite frankly you could pare down a lot of stuff and make this game a hell of a lot shorter. There really don't need to be 18 gym leaders. 

On 10/7/2021 at 3:21 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Why are you all so STUPID?

It's clearly a MEDUSA!

GOD SO DUMB!

We've all be around Aevium too long, whatever's there is contagious. A gorgon like Pokemon would be a cool idea, honestly. 

 

 

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Yes, your haircut makes you look like a dork and nothing else. Man the people around here must be heavy sleepers, you'd think a man and his fire breathing lioness brawling would make more noise. 

 

My good Flounder Sean is not a Charlatan, he's clearly a hack.

 

Yeah it was always gonna be Venam that was likely to get stoned in retrospect Can't be Melia because she moves the plot forward, and can't be you because you have to play the game. All the other people we don't know nearly well enough to get the required reaction.

 

That Loss comic panel has been memed so much that it's probably broken some kind of record. I've always been morbidly curious to the thought process behind the scenes that made them think that was a good idea to go with.

 

I'd like to think Melia flash reaction was to your terra-ble jokes. Also it's incredible how much that I don't want help, I don't need help mindset is gonna bite everyone in the ass later.

 

Baby Machop would probably still put someone in traction, I sure wouldn't test it. 

 

Yeah, honestly that cutscene with Nim and Crescent should have been held off till much later, like when the show the whole Lorna chasing Venam and Lavender scene in full. 

 

Rose is your best Pokemon friend. . . probably best friend in general with Aelita coming in second. She knows you all too well dude. Just gotta accept it.

 

To be fair when you got dumped into Lava, in universe you came right back (at least I think that's how it went) like second later. For Jenner, she did get righteously angry at Geara at least. Not much of a defense really but it's all I got.

 

What are ambulances but trucks for sick people anyway? Look at this way, GDC is just being honest. Also sure hope Venam and Lav have good medical insurance.

If it's anything like here in the states, they're probably better off just crossing their fingers and hoping for the best before calling an ambulance.

 

I would be furious if someone just ate all my food. All things considered if I were Rhodea, I'd take a long vacation by the end of the game between all this and various V13 related stuff.

 

Man kids are mean. "I mean it's bad they're hurt but we're okay and that's what matters". Alice has clearly spent too much time around you.

 

Yep, time to go to the land of dreams. Be very happy you aren't in V13, there's some legendary surprises with the changes to it. 

 

Falling asleep on the floor is perfectly valid sleeping method.

 

 

EDIT: Sorry for the odd formatting with the Comment Replies, I borked putting everything in a spoiler and just got tired of fighting with it after awhile. 

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I'd give you shit for not knowing PaTD but I didnt know who post malone was and his music gets literal billions of views

so I'm just gonna assume they got popular just a bit too late for you

 

>not capitalizing God

damn it jan if you're gonna refer to a singular God at least do it right

 

silly sean everyone knows girlfirends are more important then fathers

at least thats what life is strange taught me and thats never wrong!

 

no the batman puppet villain is called the ventriloquist

and theres 3 of them for some goddamn reason

 

hey this time the dream world is an actual pokemon thing!

sure it was just the gen5 online incentive and not whatever the fuck jan is doing with it but this time theres precedent for it!

 

 

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I think there's another regional form you can obtain in a previous area because it's a static encounter with an overworld sprite. What interesting about this regional form is that it has a zombielike ability.  To capture it, you do require a certain item which...

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...I'm not gonna tell you. Haha.

 

 

 

Isn't breathing an involuntary instructed by the brain? Otherwise, humans have to tell the body to breath every second...does this mean the twins are brainless? Should had seen that coming.

 

I told you dude. People are OVEReacting to this stone crisis. Not to mention, turning to stone is such an overdone trope it's hard to feel anything about it. 

 

Now, if there's a time limit, that might make things more interesting. Like say, the victims can only stay in solid rock form for a certain duration before they turn into dust because...magic. 

 

Which sounds waaay cooler! Horrifying, but cooler!

 

Pfft! Hahahahah! Man, your  puns are solid!...or I'm really weak to puns. Although I feel like there's a missed opportunity to comment how Veronica rock those legs. You know, when she used to wear a skirt. Because those thighs man, they made penises everywhere go har-I'm gonna stop now. 

 

Melia: I don't need your help! I don't need anybody's help!

 

Ambulance: Is that so? Well then, you can carry that slab of concrete by yourself! I'll be off, in case there are other people that  ACTUALLY need my help. Hmmph! *vrooms away, leaving lot of people confused'

 

...Speaking of vehicles, there hasn't been a talking vehicle/object in Rejuvenation yet, right? I don't count robots, obviously

 

 

I honestly don't get why people want men to cry. Why would I lwant to lower the Sp. Def of my opponents? I have Pokemon to do that.

 

What do you mean I got it wrong? 

 

Besides, guys crying look damn hideous. Like, euw. Gross. At least when girls do that, they still look attractive. 

 

Which goes to show, men and women are not equal and never equal...

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...Yup. There's nothing wrong with what I said just now. This sentence is definitely fine. especially on the Internet. 

 

You know, I personally can tolerate character doing idiotic things....if it's in character for them, and the story and other character recognizes it as stupid. Which is not the case with Lavender here. Like, has any other charcters ever call her out for this idiocy?

 

Weird is too light to describe these horrifying twins. Although I'm curious why do you hate them both after the fiasco in Eclysia? Shouldn't Alice be the only one to blame, considering she's the one who put you in that frustrating maze? Allen is innocent. That idiot he's only fooled by his beloved sister.

 

Oh. I just realize why Alice is gonna be the Dark Type Gym Leader. Disregard the fact she(and many other characters) suck at Pokemon battling. It's because Alice is....a bitch. Perfect for Dark Types. Not sure about Allen though. Maybe deep down Allen likes pink? HA, GAAAAY!!!

 

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So.


Where is it then?

 

WHERE'S THE CAKE I DESERVE FOR INVOLUNTARILY COMING INTO THIS WORLD ON THIS EXACT DATE, HUH!?!?

 

 

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On 10/7/2021 at 9:32 PM, No name said:
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As much as I'd like too (not much really) how the fuck do we continue the Nuzlocke/story without Melia?

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Like I ask that as a genuine question.

TELL ME.

Well, people who have played the game and know things would know how we would do that but I'll put it in spoilers for people too sensible lazy to play this game.

 

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We simply use her siblings as subsitutes

I meant since nearly everything is written around her it'd be impossible without her.

So much dialogue and scenes would have to be changed and I don't have that kind of effort in me.

On 10/7/2021 at 9:32 PM, No name said:

 

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At least I can get Aevium Milotic. But I think that's the only one who's capture area I haven't already used.

That one is a gift mon, you ditz! A gift from Jan, at that!

Yeah? That's what I meant.

It's a gift so it's still free game. Can't get Alolan Roserade or Alolan Palossand because I've caught Pokemon in those areas already.

On 10/7/2021 at 9:32 PM, No name said:
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Marianette turns you into a bird?

The FUCK is going on in that version?

I think you have to wear a maid outfit or something for that section of the game now. Idk, I haven't played it in v13.

Well...that's...stupid? Would the fact that I'm not an identical copy like most of those maids not IMMEDIATELY give it away?

And that I'm a man?

And I'm not even sure what you've said is correct since apparently it's something else according to Dex?

 

On 10/7/2021 at 9:37 PM, J-Awesome_One said:

HA! Rip In Pavement. You have your days when you're funny. Not many though.

Every time I ever get to that scene where they eat literal frozen food, I always laugh.

Gee thanks. Wayyyy to backhand a compliment.

On 10/7/2021 at 10:07 PM, Lspaceship said:

Wait, you're taking my suggestions about Zira as sincere? I need to work on my digital literacy then. This was all supposed to be sarcastic. And I don't know, just continue obliterating Team Xen, now that they're demoralized by the loss of Melia?

Oh at FIRST I thought is was a joke...but then you kept mentioning it and I started to worry that you just had a thing for people being ripped apart by lions. But what would be the point if not for protecting DARLING Melia?

 

On 10/7/2021 at 10:07 PM, Lspaceship said:

 

Also, about the 'Oh mah gerd she's stone!' I honestly don't really care that much? I played through this originally on v12, and she's not really a sympathetic character? She didn't change that much until after this, so it's just a 'meh' reaction, because I didn't care about Melia during a v12 run of it, either. It was just something I'd have to solve.

Even IF she was sympathetic, it's not like she died. This is reversible. Get over it, Melia!

She somehow learned to teleport and instantly find out where we were after Eclypsia Pyramid after she woke up from being turned to stone.

Which of course, upset me as once again, some girl barging in saves the day for the millionth time after I had to do all the hard battling.

On 10/7/2021 at 10:07 PM, Lspaceship said:

 

 And now, for our favorite creepy twins, Alice and Allen! They're honestly better than Melia and Veronica, IMO. Also I kind of actually want to see you try to feed them to Zira, as their plot-armor is more funny than frustrating, compared to the other two! And remember: Dream a dream so grand it becomes a nightmare!

I don't see the point in them existing really. Like...why are they necessary?

On 10/8/2021 at 5:20 AM, Gaunt said:

Into the World of Dreams! Wooooo....meh this game tried (almost) everything at this point, what's next? Hell? As for nightmares the Puppet Master is probably a Darkrai (or has one)

30? Forget obese these kids should be dead (unless they are just Unowns in disguise) still it was a funny scene

What? Venam got turned to stone?

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Was this really meant as a sad moment? After all her screwups? Honestly I'm just sad it won't last because plot armor (the stone jokes were ok)

 

I haven't cried in like 18 years (i think) "toxic masculinity" at it's best

 

I genuinely couldn't tell you what's coming next. At the very least the plot keeps me on my toes.

Those are my thoughts exactly. Another Sinnoh Gijinka character like Timpea and Spacea.

Poor Rhodea should have never invited us to stay with her. She will regret it forever.

I want Venam to live so I don't have to hear Melia whine about it for the rest of the game if she died.

Whoa, now. That's too much. I'm sending you to forced therapy, you chauvinist pig!

 

On 10/8/2021 at 10:07 AM, Gentleman Jaggi said:

"Is this loss?"

Nah, it' just Veronica

Harsh.

Don't you know she's...uh...

SHE'S...

Okay I got nothing. She's not even a good meatshield at the end of the day.

On 10/10/2021 at 5:37 AM, Dex said:
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I NEED MORE SOU-I MEAN READERS, DEX! MOOOORRRREEEE!!!

I don't think I have any favourites myself...maybe the tournament when we get to it?

They never migrated to the new land like I did. 

But the ones that did and still have only commented after the first chapter saying "this run looks interesting" were LIARS.

 

 

"This run looks interesting" is shorthand for I might like this but I don't wanna commit to reading in my opinion. It's the cowards way of commenting on something. That just the way forums go. People can and do just up and stop posting for whatever reason.

 

Yyyep. That seems to be the case alright.

But how can I make them SUFFER for abandoning me? They are essentially traitors!

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Everything and anything for pointless extension of the game.

Like does asthma stop you from saying the Stoner's incredibly short name? I don't think so.

Quite frankly you could pare down a lot of stuff and make this game a hell of a lot shorter. There really don't need to be 18 gym leaders. 

 

Whoaaa now, I never complained about the 18 Gyms...it's just that there's a LOT of fluff between them.

Besides, a shorter game means it'll be over sooner. Does anyone truly want that?

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Why are you all so STUPID?

It's clearly a MEDUSA!

GOD SO DUMB!

We've all be around Aevium too long, whatever's there is contagious. A gorgon like Pokemon would be a cool idea, honestly. 

 

Jan made that "Petrify" status effect for Yveltal's Decimation. No reason there couldn't be a Gorgon Pokemon in this game.

We'll probably have to wait until Game Freak do it first though.

 

Onto the chapter proper:


 

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Yes, your haircut makes you look like a dork and nothing else. Man the people around here must be heavy sleepers, you'd think a man and his fire breathing lioness brawling would make more noise. 

Gee thanks. SO reassuring.

Along with two women being chased all around the heavily monitored city while presumably screaming their heads off and nobody noticing...I'd say you're right.

 

My good Flounder Sean is not a Charlatan, he's clearly a hack.

-eysack Champion 1994! How ever did you know?

 

Yeah it was always gonna be Venam that was likely to get stoned in retrospect Can't be Melia because she moves the plot forward, and can't be you because you have to play the game. All the other people we don't know nearly well enough to get the required reaction.

I suppose that makes sense.

I just REALLY don't know why Kanon is even here.

 

That Loss comic panel has been memed so much that it's probably broken some kind of record. I've always been morbidly curious to the thought process behind the scenes that made them think that was a good idea to go with.

It's so fucking stupid and unintetionally funny, it's great.

He probably wanted to try being one of those "DEEP AND SERIOUS" webcomics or something.

 

I'd like to think Melia flash reaction was to your terra-ble jokes. Also it's incredible how much that I don't want help, I don't need help mindset is gonna bite everyone in the ass later.

Oh sure, one of the FEW times she hears me and it's making fun of her stonematose friend. How useful.

She was the fucking same on Mt.Valor too.

At least when I claim it, I can walk the walk and not just talk the talk like her.

 

Baby Machop would probably still put someone in traction, I sure wouldn't test it. 

I still maintain Pokemon are way weaker than the Dex says they are.

Even with the magic bullshit, most are still biological animals. They CAN'T be limitless sources of power.

 

Yeah, honestly that cutscene with Nim and Crescent should have been held off till much later, like when the show the whole Lorna chasing Venam and Lavender scene in full. 

To the tune of Benny Hill!

 

Rose is your best Pokemon friend. . . probably best friend in general with Aelita coming in second. She knows you all too well dude. Just gotta accept it.

I think it's more Caesar is my best Pokemon friend than Rose.

Rose is family.

 

To be fair when you got dumped into Lava, in universe you came right back (at least I think that's how it went) like second later. For Jenner, she did get righteously angry at Geara at least. Not much of a defense really but it's all I got.

Still, a "hey how you doing" WOULD have been nice. It's not like I was saved at the last second. I fully fell into the hottest substance on Earth.

 

What are ambulances but trucks for sick people anyway? Look at this way, GDC is just being honest. Also sure hope Venam and Lav have good medical insurance.

If it's anything like here in the states, they're probably better off just crossing their fingers and hoping for the best before calling an ambulance.

I mean...you have a point but they're at least NOT repainted goods trucks like the GDC ones.

If it were the regular Pokemon world I wouldn't worry but here in Aevium they probably do thing differently.

ESPECIALLY in Cassandra's town.

 

I would be furious if someone just ate all my food. All things considered if I were Rhodea, I'd take a long vacation by the end of the game between all this and various V13 related stuff.

Someone ate my sandwich out of the fridge the other day and I was fully prepared to murder them all. Family be damned.

That scene in Friends makes fun of Ross for freaking out over his sandwich but I always sided with him. He should have killed his boss.

Oh like what I do? I mean technically it's a training month in the wilderness but my best methods of getting stronger are wandering around for good loot and Pokemon. Not mock battling a bunch of people I've beaten into the ground several times already. What the fuck would I gain from battling Melia or Ren a 9th time?

 

Man kids are mean. "I mean it's bad they're hurt but we're okay and that's what matters". Alice has clearly spent too much time around you.

Alice hasn't spent ANY time around me.

THAT'S the worrying part. She's just LIKE that.

 

Yep, time to go to the land of dreams. Be very happy you aren't in V13, there's some legendary surprises with the changes to it.

Oh?

I'll have to check it out at some point. Thankfully, I played it in V11, so I rolled over this area like it was nothin'

 

Falling asleep on the floor is perfectly valid sleeping method.

Yes.

Falling "asleep".

And not hitting my head so hard, I fell unconscious.

 

EDIT: Sorry for the odd formatting with the Comment Replies, I borked putting everything in a spoiler and just got tired of fighting with it after awhile. 

It's fine man. I know all two well how fucked it is replying and quoting on here on here.

 

 

On 10/10/2021 at 12:50 PM, YinYang9705 said:

I'd give you shit for not knowing PaTD but I didnt know who post malone was and his music gets literal billions of views

so I'm just gonna assume they got popular just a bit too late for you

Honestly? I just don't follow what's popular with people at all. Not in a douchey hipster way though, I just don't care.

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BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS INFERIOR TO ME!

 

>not capitalizing God

damn it jan if you're gonna refer to a singular God at least do it right

Mega-Arceus on high, forgive this sinner for his blasphemy

 

silly sean everyone knows girlfriends are more important then fathers

at least thats what life is strange taught me and that's never wrong!

Heheheh. GOD was that game dumb.

Hey, hundreds of people or this girl who's "kind of" unlikeable?

I think the best part was how Chloe was much more likeable when she was paralyzed. Like fucking hell.

 

no the batman puppet villain is called the ventriloquist

and theres 3 of them for some goddamn reason

I vaguely remember Scarface but I thought that's what he was actually called.

Still Puppet Master does sound like a Batman villain even with those other losers

 

hey this time the dream world is an actual pokemon thing!

sure it was just the gen5 online incentive and not whatever the fuck jan is doing with it but this time theres precedent for it!

I wasn't around for that though.

I kinda begged off of Gen 5 and I didn't have usable Wi-fi until gen 6 so that gimmick is forever lost to me.

 

 

On 10/13/2021 at 4:12 AM, Hakimblue99 said:

I think there's another regional form you can obtain in a previous area because it's a static encounter with an overworld sprite. What interesting about this regional form is that it has a zombielike ability.  To capture it, you do require a certain item which...

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...I'm not gonna tell you. Haha.

Oh really? It's Paras, right?

I INSIST that you do so I can plan my training trip correctly. I want some of these new Pokemon, dammit!

 

 

Isn't breathing an involuntary instructed by the brain? Otherwise, humans have to tell the body to breath every second...does this mean the twins are brainless? Should had seen that coming.

Blondes, man.

Never again.

 

I told you dude. People are OVEReacting to this stone crisis. Not to mention, turning to stone is such an overdone trope it's hard to feel anything about it. 

I think the general public are overreacting but the police are UNDERreacting since they haven't fucking DONE anything to solve it.

Seriously, no police EVER get involved in this case. There weren't any at the crime scene where Venam was stoned.

 

Now, if there's a time limit, that might make things more interesting. Like say, the victims can only stay in solid rock form for a certain duration before they turn into dust because...magic. 

Oh shit no.

Then I'd ACTUALLY be anxious.

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If this wasn't a Pokemon game where time doesn't matter. Things will only move forward if the player wills it.

They could spend weeks in the Game Corner and Team Xen wouldn't have done a thing.

 

 

Pfft! Hahahahah! Man, your  puns are solid!...or I'm really weak to puns. Although I feel like there's a missed opportunity to comment how Veronica rock those legs. You know, when she used to wear a skirt. Because those thighs man, they made penises everywhere go har-I'm gonna stop now. 

THANK GOD FOR THAT.

Was getting worried that someone out there was an actual Venamfag.

 

Melia: I don't need your help! I don't need anybody's help!

Ambulance: Is that so? Well then, you can carry that slab of concrete by yourself! I'll be off, in case there are other people that  ACTUALLY need my help. Hmmph! *vrooms away, leaving lot of people confused'

Hahahahaha. Fucking IMAGINE.

They'd be the first organisation in this game that would have my utmost respect if they pulled that.

 

...Speaking of vehicles, there hasn't been a talking vehicle/object in Rejuvenation yet, right? I don't count robots, obviously

Oh fuck, shut up shut up!

What if He senses this comment and gets ideas?

The vehicle part is fairly unlikely though since they're so rare.

 

I honestly don't get why people want men to cry. Why would I lwant to lower the Sp. Def of my opponents? I have Pokemon to do that.

*clap* *clap* *clap*

Well done.

A perfect and on theme mislead. Very impressive.

 

What do you mean I got it wrong? 

Besides, guys crying look damn hideous. Like, euw. Gross. At least when girls do that, they still look attractive. 

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Okay, I think you need to go back and edit out how you think crying women are attractive. It's false and also KIND OF murdery.

 

Which goes to show, men and women are not equal and never equal...

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...Yup. There's nothing wrong with what I said just now. This sentence is definitely fine. especially on the Internet. 

People on the internet don't like facts. And the fact is men and women aren't equal.

Nobody is ever fucking equal at all.

I have a brand new mower so I must be better than Todd next door with his old one while Todd next door thinks he has a new pool making him better than me.

Kanye West is way richer than me but I'm 5 inches taller.

Nobody is equal. Clones aren't even equal because one was made slightly before the other one.

Whatever. Burn down your local politicians house or something.

 

You know, I personally can tolerate character doing idiotic things....if it's in character for them, and the story and other character recognizes it as stupid. Which is not the case with Lavender here. Like, has any other charcters ever call her out for this idiocy?

NOPE.

They're mostly too busy focusing on the Stoner's true identity and how Lavender was almost brainswapped with a insane man to think about that.

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Which after the latter happens, I kind of stopped caring myself.

 

Weird is too light to describe these horrifying twins. Although I'm curious why do you hate them both after the fiasco in Eclysia? Shouldn't Alice be the only one to blame, considering she's the one who put you in that frustrating maze? Allen is innocent. That idiot he's only fooled by his beloved sister.

Okay, picture this. I fight one of those Robot sentry things, lose a Pokemon in the attempt and win.

Then immediately after I'm told once again that "Haha battle didn't count, your efforts were once again pointless"

Which leads up to a fucking NOBODY jumping in and chopping the robot sentry in half with his stupid fucking sword made of Unown.

How well do you think I'd react to something like that?

 

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Oh. I just realize why Alice is gonna be the Dark Type Gym Leader. Disregard the fact she(and many other characters) suck at Pokemon battling. It's because Alice is....a bitch. Perfect for Dark Types. Not sure about Allen though. Maybe deep down Allen likes pink? HA, GAAAAY!!!

They haven't fucking earned it. It's literally the height of bullshit that these two kids get the jobs because of who their family is and the magical powers they didn't earn.

At least Melia went through the due process of becoming one. These fucks just get GIVEN the positions and special training from the strongest trainers in the region in the most blatant show of favouritism I've ever seen.

Can you blame me for leaving immediately after? I want nothing to do with that shitshow.

 

 

 

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Pretty sure Dream Eater would just eat their dreams. Not get rid of a coma. Unless there was move called Coma Eater but there isn't sadly.

Do I have to make another backhanded compliment? Sheesh.

Seriously, what were they thinking of when they thought of Pikachu using an electric attack on itself and Swellow & then having it be called thunder armor? Makes no sense... But it did look cool. DON'T BE MEAN TO ME FOR THAT!

The hell is a gijinka?

Ohh I'm SO rereading this when this whole thing is finished in about... -checks watch- 10 years?

Ummm... Isn't Kangaskhan a kangaroo?

Zetta is a Pokemon & you just admitted you fucked his mom... Frightening images dude. Frightening.

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Happy birthday? I'm probably late but that's not unusual and remember the cake is the friends we made along the way....to the patisserie to buy the real cake.

Aelita is back huh i thought i would be happier but she was gone for too long i think and i don't know if i like her new personality (still her replies to Zetta were pretty good)

Imagine if the real Zetta suddenly decides to change sex then there really will be two Melias around...the horror

Yes i can confirm you put up an heroic fight...too bad it wasn't long....and your death was...less heroic

 

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oh hey its the pokemon tower healing circles

or squares in this case

glad to see the channelers branching out with their runes

 

lets be real noone called puppet master is ever friendly

at most they help you because they benefit from it somehow

 

I have it on good authority that jan never played moemon, I think he just likes gijinkas

 

theres a condition where people convulse and die in their sleep so I assume thats what would have happened if lobo bit it

 

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Happy Belated Birthday, one more year to the big dirtnap!

 

On 10/14/2021 at 6:12 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Yyyep. That seems to be the case alright.

But how can I make them SUFFER for abandoning me? They are essentially traitors!

 

Write really mean messages on their forum profile pages (if they even exist anymore that is)?

On 10/14/2021 at 6:12 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Whoaaa now, I never complained about the 18 Gyms...it's just that there's a LOT of fluff between them.

Besides, a shorter game means it'll be over sooner. Does anyone truly want that?

Just keep telling yourself that the next time you spend extended time with Melia.

On 10/14/2021 at 6:12 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Jan made that "Petrify" status effect for Yveltal's Decimation. No reason there couldn't be a Gorgon Pokemon in this game.

We'll probably have to wait until Game Freak do it first though.

 

On 10/14/2021 at 6:12 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Gee thanks. SO reassuring.

Along with two women being chased all around the heavily monitored city while presumably screaming their heads off and nobody noticing...I'd say you're right.

 

Maybe it blends in with the screams caused by all the rest of the crime, like it's Gotham City or something.

 

On 10/14/2021 at 6:12 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

-eysack Champion 1994! How ever did you know?

Just a wild guess.

On 10/14/2021 at 6:12 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Someone ate my sandwich out of the fridge the other day and I was fully prepared to murder them all. Family be damned.

That scene in Friends makes fun of Ross for freaking out over his sandwich but I always sided with him. He should have killed his boss.

Oh like what I do? I mean technically it's a training month in the wilderness but my best methods of getting stronger are wandering around for good loot and Pokemon. Not mock battling a bunch of people I've beaten into the ground several times already. What the fuck would I gain from battling Melia or Ren a 9th time?

 

There honestly had to be a better way to get you a Mega Z Ring. What you did there was honestly nothing you shouldn't have been able to pick up by playing the game by that point. Or just playing Pokemon in general to be honest.

 

On 10/14/2021 at 6:12 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Alice hasn't spent ANY time around me.

THAT'S the worrying part. She's just LIKE that.

 

Maybe she's an alternate version of you, you we another blond special character all along and just didn't know it.

 

On 10/14/2021 at 6:12 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Oh?

I'll have to check it out at some point. Thankfully, I played it in V11, so I rolled over this area like it was nothin'

Yeah V11 it's literally just Zetta and the Puppet Master. In 13 they padded it out more.

 

On 10/14/2021 at 6:12 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

Yes.

Falling "asleep".

And not hitting my head so hard, I fell unconscious.

Just a flesh wound compared to what you usually go through.

 

On 10/14/2021 at 6:12 PM, DerogatoryTrainer said:

It's fine man. I know all two well how fucked it is replying and quoting on here on here.

Heh. Got it right this time at least. 


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The Dream world set up makes me think of Mementos from Persona 5, which I doubt is coincidental considering Jan and Zumi are big fans of the game. I swear music from P5 is in Rejuvenation at points.

 

Don't quote me on this but I think that symbol is from the Lavender Tower in Fire Red/Leaf Green. The one in the middle of the tower that heals you I think.

 

Yeah return of best girl Aelita, but this time with more teen angst and anger. I kinda like her look here, but I think what she has in V12 onwards is her best design.

 

Could be worse. She could not recognize you and be weirded out by this strange man badly flirting with her.

 

Aelita blaming herself over stuff she had no control over got old kinda quick, but humans aren't always rational and all that jazz. Might just be the double curse she's under though.

 

Dreams don't make have to make sense, but the people in GDC are probably just all crazy like the rest of the region. It's cute the little girl gave you something for the Ice Cream, though it is functionally kinda useless.

 

Dear Future Sean the proper rule on leering is just don't get caught doing it obviously. That and not at  actual children but that's a given.

 

Also aren't you Irish, I figured you're conditioning to hate the English overrides hate towards any other group. 

 

I'm surprised Flora isn't dreaming about ways to destroy you forever and ever, but I figure you're only allowed so many mortal enemies in this game.

 

Hey if you can catch pokemon inside of rifts, the dream realm isn't that farfetched. Hypno is a cool mon, its kinda a shame the internet has deemed them sexual predators.

 

Oh boy Zetta. This asshole is back, he's trying really hard to play the sympathy card but it really isn't working. I feel like he should just be a Solosis instead of his human self. It'd be wild if you could catch him too. Reuniclus is a really good mon, which is probably why Jan doesn't give you the option.

 

Him interrupting the reunion REALLY doesn't help his reputation either. Valor mountain went alright up until the summit, then  the cutscene BS really sucker punches you.

 

Silly Sean, no one cares about the grunts, they're honestly just meatshields and it just makes me wonder who even willing joins this merry band of psychos. 

 

I'm honestly baffled how Zetta works in this scenario too, V13 doesn't really give much of an answer. Honestly the best I can give you is "Just because". 

 

Aelita vowing never let you die makes me think of her becoming your body guard or something. Which is silly because that is clearly Rose's job.

 

I was super shocked to see Crescent here, I always get the vague impression she's always following you like a superpowered stalker. Also more questions, no answers. Same shit, different day.

 

The Zetta fight. I get what Jan was doing with the names, but without fail the order gets borked up depending on what you send out. Only way around it is to make the AI send out mons in a set pattern, but I don't think you can do that honestly.

 

Also I'm kinda curious. On the very low chance you lost a mon here or against the Pupper Master, would you count it as a death or just wave it off as a dream or something like that. I'm kinda betting on the former, but I could be wrong.

 

I'd go with option 2 because I'm a coward and I'd need all the loopholes I could get with this game.

 

And we never saw Zetta again, ever, totally.

 

Time to fight the Puppet master, I know you more or less steamroll this guy but I'm curious to see how you pull this off.

 

 

 

 


 

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