Yours Truly

Irene took a deep breath, and let out a long sigh before she put on her best 'of let's just get this over with' face and tone of voice as she turned her tesla drives back on again and slowly made her way back to where the others were gathering. She tried her best to drown out the thoughts of how this course of action was almost certainly going to lead to her death as she turned up her striker's engines and prepared to blast off towards the southern cross with the intent to try and...prevent the Varlik guy from dying horribly due to being the only really valid target for miles. "Aye aye Lieutenant, and for the record she's called the Alt Eisen not the Altesian, you're all certainly going to need to remember it for when they give me my postmortem medal of valor."

After spending an unfortunate amount of time waiting for the others to finish up with their supper and finally head out to explore the island; Jun decides that the rest of the group could just catch up to her if they wanted to as she headed out to explore a strange and apparently dangerous structure and not almost ruin the cloak a (hopefully) good friend of her's made for her by being set on fire or anything. Loot gained from ransacking the island She then spent the rest of the evening by having a nice chat with the guide and the dryad about the Goblin's culture (They don't actually know much but apparently the biggest, meanest, and most deadly are in charge), their language (A strange combination of gribbling sounds, grunting, and uhh...cawing?), and whether or not one of the two of them could tell her how far away the majority of their troops were, or estimate where their approximate location would be (Which they rather unhelpfully replied by telling her that wherever they are, they'll be here by the day after tomorrow). She bid the two of them farewell as she left to head back to her room back at the inn and review her notes on goblin and harpie culture before she eventually decided to review an all too familiar bit of 'found footage' for further entertainment, eventually finding herself inspired enough to improve the following trick before she turned in for the night with a mind full of fresh properly improperly worded sentences meant to incite delicious delicious anger and violence from the opposition.

I found one in the Grotto right before the whole area where SCARLETT BETRAYS US RAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHh, but only after three hours of searching because #lifehatesme. Also does the random Pokemon generator in Blackview have anything of interest for a bug monotyper btw?

I am just going to ask, where the hell is Yanma? I tried to find it in the Celeste Grotto because all of the other posts I have found here mentioned it being there, but I have found 5 Pichus and no Yanma at all. It has been two hours of searching and I am starting to think that it just might not be there. Currently doing a bug mono and a Yanmega would be pretty awesome for my team as it is.

I'd suggest that you check what hidden power type it has first, and as someone who has beaten the flying type gym leader in Desolation with the help of a HP Rock Venomoth I can certainly say that it is a very good early to mid game choice...if you are doing a bug mono.

After consuming his dinner Vlastimir would step out of the hotel to see the sights a little more and look for any one or anything that seemed as if they could lead him towards netbattles or virus busting, as he was in all honesty bored...and could use a little bit more money.

Vlastimir will slowly but surely walk back to his hotel and attempt to find a decent place to eat inside of it, and he quietly hoped that whatever meals they served inside...would be free as he was a guest was he not?.

"I'm fine with that just as long as I can nab a few of them to tinker around with later. Although I honestly doubt that I will be able to make that big of an impact anytime soon, as I'll have to try and kludge something together that is powerful enough to support the programs I have in my deck first...." He then ordered his surprisingly unused crawler drone over to him before he said, "But in all honesty just give me free access to several GREMLINs and some time and I'll give your deckers a little more than a fighting chance against ADVENT's security."

@DemICE @Amine Chankey3ft7@rustytengo @IntSys @Yash (5) Elias would rather quickly realize that he is just not cut out for this as he crudely ties the woman up in a way that is neither aesthetically pleasing and uhhh...okay so you shouldn't have pulled that knot since she'll have more than a bit of trouble with breathing, and you get the feeling that untying her later will be a bit of a hassle, but it all should be fine, not like you're gonna be showing that knot to the local boy scouts association anyway. @DemICE @Amine Chankey3ft7 @rustytengo @IntSys The ride over to the agency itself was surprisingly uneventful actually, as no one dared to interrupt the blue and green leprechaun or his surprisingly fast carriage, and other than a couple of odd looks and questions about exactly why you decided to bring in two rocket posers you don't get much flak from Auley for interrupting his schedule. Although of course the ride was in all honesty about as comfortable as being trapped inside of a rather large washing machine as a malfunction causes it to attempt to vigorously spin and dry you at the same time, and you get the feeling that Auley's previous passengers weren't the most....sanitary sort as Serra's feet would find herself stepping foot in an as yet unidentified sticky and warm substance for a brief but disturbing moment. Auley simply waved at all of you after you all stepped out of the cramped sauna you had found yourselves in for the last 30 to forty minutes and got a breath of cool and fresh air. Just before the man rode off once more he made damn sure to tell everyone to not 'be strangers'....although some of you would find yourselves wanting to never do that again in your life. Of course the five of you would have been better off without having read the previous three paragraphs, as in all honesty the only one that really mattered was the following scenario: You are all standing on the sidewalk in front of the doors that lead into an almost fully air conditioned office, and now the first three people who run towards the doors will presumably not have to lift the prime suspects you had semi legally arrested/assaulted/kidnapped earlier into the office. Which one of you will be the first person to get the hell in there and leave the others in the lurch? And much more importantly...what are you going to say to the people inside?

Kaeso proceeded to rather magnificently pimp slap the 'captain' with his right gauntleted hand (22 to hit 4 damage, 18 Intimidate) before he shouted, "NOW LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT, NONE OF US HERE WOULD HAVE CARED ABOUT THE MUTINY OR KILLED ANYONE IF IT WASN'T FOR THE FACT THAT YOUR OPPONENT WAS PERFECTLY WILLING TO SACRIFICE ALMOST A DOZEN PEOPLE TO WHAT I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS A FOUL FIEND, AND WE ALL JUST WANT TO FINISH WHAT WE HAD UNKNOWINGLY STARTED AND GET THROUGH THE REST OF THE NIGHT WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT BEING HOUNDED BY YOUR TREACHEROUS MURDER OF BILGERATS AND THE LONG BLADES THEY HAVE WAITING FOR US IN THE NIGHT, NOW I AM BEING AS REASONABLE AND PATIENT AS I CAN BE RIGHT NOW, AND ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE, HOW YOU ARE CONNECTED TO THE CAPTAIN, AND WHETHER OR NOT YOU WILL ATTEMPT TO KILL US FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER BECAUSE THAT IS APPARENTLY THE FASHIONABLE THING TO DO ON THIS SHIP. AND DESPITE EVERYTHING I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT NO HARM WILL BEGALL ON YOU AND WHATEVER MEN YOU HAVE UNDER YOUR COMMAND IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO ATTACK US, NOW IS THAT CLEAR OR DO I HAVE TO LEAN IN TO SHOUT IT DIRECTLY IN YOUR EAR?."

And now I must implore anyone who has yet to read the contents of the spoiler above me to not peruse the following document or edit it in any shape or form, thank you. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_nu9VI3rkuOL-Al3kMY93P9fOPn3Q83uZ0PechMcVVk/edit?usp=sharing Nor should you join the following Discord server for any clarification. https://discord.gg/apqF6Jm And to any mods watching yes, yes this does count as the accepted character's list as well... I just haven't gotten any.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and before you read any further I must implore anyone who is looking for a light hearted game with an easy to understand system and a hopefully interesting concept to please refrain from reading any further, as you will not find anything of any interest beyond this paragraph or open the spoiler directly beneath this paragraph, thank you. Setting Details But anyway I think we both know that it is now time for The System! And now we move on to the Character Sheet The Rules (The boring and useless RP related ones and not the ones about the system) Credits Ɛ>

(Insight check on the Kenku 15) "I suggest that we find this head bitch, the temptress that have corrupted the captain and all of his crew and deal with her once and for all...or at least find someone who can help us do just that." Kaeso said as he took a couple of steps forward to try and help the non Captain Kenku up, "But anyway right now I find myself asking, if you are not the captain himself then who in the nine hells are ye?"

Kaeso slowly takes a couple of confident strides forward before he looks down at the captain and asks, "They only spoke of wings, of how they were glad to finally obtain them, about how all they needed to do now was to bring us all to the safe room on the captain's orders, and to secure us there while the mutinous members of your crew fought for control over the ship. They only spoke of wings when they died captain, and quite frankly I never stopped to check their legs for any white rags, there was no time to do so, it was all just an ever escalating scene of violence that started when one of your crew attempted to strike me down as I was praying. 'It was all the captain's orders' he said, just before he cried for help for the last time tonight. So tell me, before I grow impatient and consign thee to a traitor's grave in the watery abyss below us, why is the crew mutinying? And what is the importance of these...white ragged crew?." Rolled a 24 for intimidate.

Immanuel awkwardly laughed at his grandfather's final comment before he smiled and said, "Well if you thought that was bad, wait until you hear this next one," Adolf chuckled a little bit as well as he said, "I honestly don't think that you can do..." Immanuel quickly interjected with, "Von Holzstoff in dem Himmel," to which the old man just as quickly replied with, "a lot worse, congratulations you somehow managed to come up with a worse name than.." which caused the younger man to smile a little bit wider in response as he interjected once more with, "the Blaur Himmel you mean?." The old man shook his head a little bit before he replied, "Well at least my name doesn't mention anything about wood pulp."

After looking upon the results of his work, Kaeso shook his head and muttered something about how 'he couldn't just leave her here, not after all that she's done', and after motioning for everyone else to leave the room and search for Lynsal first he waited a few moments before he picked the creature up and ran out to the top of the ship like a man possessed and threw her entire bound self overboard, almost certainly killing the bound and unconcious 'woman', and getting rid of her here for the last time. He then marched towards the captain's quarters and noticed Gael attempting to open the man's doors while everyone else was watching on as the man did his work, and he tapped the man on the shoulders and said, "You've got this," in a surprisingly kind and reassuring tone to try and uplift the man's spirits.

While Toshiro was busy gathering more fish for the rest of the group to consume; Jun had already decided that conversing further with the harpies to inquire about their culture would be a task that is best undertaken by someone who understood their language (or in other words.... not her), and she had set off towards that quaint little office space she found earlier to procure a book for her to pass the time until dinner was served. She briefly considered returning to the kitchen to help Leo prepare the meal as she glanced at the not particularly appealing contents of the bookshelf once more, but she eventually decided there was no real chance of any of them being actually dangerous despite their ominous appearance, as any sane man would have locked them up if they were so. This was why Jun decided to take the most dangerous and ominous looking one off of the bookshelf to try and prove her own hypothesis. The fact that said book was wrapped in quickly unlocking chains and locks soon proved her wrong as she realized that this book was in fact wrapped in human skin, which frankly surprised her a little bit; as despite everything she still thought that the practice of Anthropodermic bibliopegy was nothing but a myth meant to scare young children into not conversing with any of the odd smelling men and women residing inside of a book store by themselves. She started to hear an odd thrumming noise in her ears as the book flipped itself open and gave her a crash course in everything from raising the dead into groovy unlife, basic instrument maintenance, and several large swathes of information that she couldn't fully understand, and it took a while before she recognized it for what it was, the sound of her own heart beating like a drum inside of her ears, as if it was setting a tune for....something. After she finally managed to pry herself from the book she realized that while she didn't know how much time had passed or what this book had done to her ears/if it had actually done anything at all, she knew that she was starving, and that it just so happened that the one person who could help her find out more about this book was also the one cooking her a hot meal. Armed with this tiny piece of information she gingerly picked up the surprisingly heavy book, and slowly but surely walked towards the kitchen, where hopefully she would find more than just answers.

Solomon simply shook his head at the man as he passed by them on his merry way to the armory, and as he looked upon them atop his floating throne of considerably less questionable looking books, he simply decided to say, "You are rather obviously neither dead nor in heaven. Although let's face it with the amount of information I have on you and your world you could be a revenant sent here to kill me and I wouldn't be able to tell until it is all too late." He took out a packet of pork rinds and started to snack on them once more before he continued with, "The name's Solomon by the way, and may I say that you could not have chosen a better time to join us Mister?".

(16 v 13) Jun took a bit of time out of her not at all busy schedule to have a short conversation with the Harpy matriarch that mostly consisted of her confidently stating that the Fishman was probably one of the least threatening people she could send over there, and that the fishman simply wanted to take a dip in the lake and see if there's anything interesting for him to fish up. After finally receiving a bit of confirmation from the Matriarch she nodded at Toshiro and said, "She says it is fine, just try not to attack anyone or fish up anything more valuable than some actual fish without their permission."

Before he even considered leaving the room full of corpses Kaeso made damn sure to do one thing and only one thing, he kicked the creature's unholy symbol towards Stalla's body, and with one fell blow he (19 to hit, 12 to damage) finally shattered it for what he hoped would be the final time. Before he snatched any of the pieces large enough to possibly be used to reassemble the damned thing with the intent to chuck it all into the sea or have a cleric consecrate and fashion it into a holy symbol at some point as a sort of sick joke, a middle finger raised and displayed quite prominently in the direction of the forces of darkness if you will. He then did his best to gingerly wipe off any 'unholy symbol' fragments from his morningstar using the feathers of Feulin's hands and he slipped the pin and the letter he got somewhere inside of the creature's bag, but not before he ceremonially wiped his morningstar clean of blood on the Creature's hair and clothing and bloodied up Feulin's short sword by deeply stabbing the corpses and placed it right next to where Creature's unconscious self was residing. After all of this he stood up, and motioned at his bloodied outer clothing before he said, "We need to find him, our best chance of surviving until this ship docks is to stick together, rest in shifts, and remain ever vigilant, lest the same fate that befell the first King of Ifral happen upon us, and the great enemy we are hunting down approach us in our greatest moment of weakness and ruin our clothing."

"Let me guess, do you come from some sort of medieval era world where the feudalism system is still in place Aquilla? Because you honestly look the part." Alan said as he shuffled a little on his seat and idly checked his drone's systems for any recent issues.