Ojama Yellow

Its just the Story that’s bad.

oh no, the story is the worst part. but literally everything else is also bad- just not as bad.

the characters are bad, and most of them are dicks on top of that.

dialogues are cringy as hell.

team lightning is a shit of an evil team that just hangs around wherever, even if they make no sense to be hanging out on that very specific location, because we gotta make maincharacters mcgee fight the evil team guys.

there is no regard for balance whatsoever. just give a master ball and cresselia with tms calm mind and psyshock before the first gym, nothing wrong with that, right?

its infested with bugs, most of them minor (a lot of grammar/spelling errors too), but there are also a good amount of major ones, such as three different items in a single area crashing the game upon picking them up.

on the topic of mapping, a lot of maps dont block locations off correctly, or have incorrect movement permissions. basically the best maps are the ones directly ripped from reborn and/or rejuv.

because yes, a lot of shit got directly ripped from there. the creator didnt even bother to change those maps, just slap, there ya go. totally original. everything feels like a made in china knockoff of reborn/rejuv, and the worst part is that the directly stolen pieces are the best parts of the game.

mega sneakers and mega wings, really.

"the opposing gyarados used acrobatics"

"the opposing staraptor used air slash"

"the opposing jolteon used sky drop"

"the opposing torterra used rock throw"

"the opposing snorlax used focus energy"

"the opposing samurott used energy ball"

i can continue for a good while with these illegal moves too.

this game has not a single redeeming feature. id rather fucking play quartz again- at least that one has fakemon for a gimmick. its a bad gimmick, but its a gimmick nonetheless.

oh and i shouldnt forget the baneful bunker bug, where if toxapex fucking uses baneful bunker it permanently gains protect on all subsequent turns, no matter which move it uses that turn.

this thing exists on a forced random trainer in the water gym.

nobody caught this in the testing phase.

will obviously still have to see how it matches up against the onslaught of sams, gears and amazoness burn. but theyve got some pretty powerful stuff.

its modern support that makes then actually playable, so it's gonna be pretty good, maybe less good without rainbow neos or isolde, but still decent 

rainbow neos would probably be a bit, uh, mad. it does require you to run rainbow dragon which is a brick when you cant use it, but then again neos has 1000 ways to fuse.

This avi again? 

remember who you are, simba.

henlo Mr. Senate

if it were possible I would have done so already a lot of times over.

unfortunately not even the obelisk/ojama turbo combo can do anything in the current meta because of the fucking existence of shi en.

What a horrible world to live in when you can't be the best while memeing

feelsbibsman

Dsmn

R.I.P.   At least it's useful

hejhog

image link inserted because somehow it broke.

Don't be so gloom, Az. pix~ C-can you brush our ribbons instead? pixpix?

C. U. R. S. E. D.

C. pix~ U. pix~ R. pix~ S. pix~ E. pix~ D. pix~ ? pixpix?

ya. switched around the build a bit, going balance with eight monsters, six spells and six traps. three warriors and two kids are my core monsters. kid has become more valuable than telepath in the current meta imo. I even thought about running three kids and two warriors for a while. other than that, two overlord and one telepath. telepath isnt bad, but given im running balance the deck bricks quite hard if telepath happens to be my only monster in first hand without recomb.

for traps I just went with three powerful rebirths and three brainwashing beams. I initially dismissed the latter as kind of bad, but again, in the current meta (where alien cannot defeat yubel any other way), nothing feels better than stealing their terror incarnate or ancient gear reactor dragon and subsequently swinging for game. even managed to steal an ancient gear ultimate golem from a guy attempting to go all in turn 3 too. poor guy.

spells is obviously three copies of the recomb device. its the core card of the deck, there is literally no reason to not run it three times. other than that, two econs because econ, and a mysterious triangle that allowed me some otks but also made me brick at times. substituting it with cosmic cyclone or forbidden chalice could have been an option but I was iffy about those.

I haven't really tried Aliens since the middle of the Fur Hire invasion  (even then Kid became an absolute must), so I'm glad they can still be used decently.  I might have to try them some next season, even though I was waiting for Amonite to come before returning to them.......who knows when that squishy boi will drop though.  

the rise of six sams may hurt them though. aliens are very reliant on spell/trap combos, so the best thing you probably can do against them is steal their monsters before they can bring out shi en.

At least it's usable, unlike my pismatic Exodia Necros

oh man thats tragic. my condolences.

I know but its not in the game yet :[

If it's like the Yubel events, maybe his level 50 or 60 versions will give you one copy Dark Ruler........can't say I expect The World anytime soon. 

Maybe they can at least give us some of the anime exclusive ones next time around, since that Ojama swarm card and Mach Synchron are in the game.

maybe but I doubt it tbh. would be nice though.

please there is no level they will go to in order to get some rage bait

I want to believe what gets published, because theyre the most reliable source of news I will probably get anywhere. unfortunately, most reliable apparently does not equal entirely reliable, as ive realized the past two days.

thats not to say I dont understand why it happens. ive taken journalism two years in college, which told me enough about why this kind of shit exists. you need to write an article about this thing, and its gotta be ready in two hours, and you better make sure its ready then or fucking else. theres a blatant lack of quality because the writers and creators oftentimes dont even get the time to fact check whatever theyre writing or copying. after going through the coverage from yesterday, I noticed that the journalists did read their sources, but not nearly thoroughly enough, resulting in errors.

its something that I hate to see happen, and I know that its only going to deteriorate at this rate.

(note that this rant only applies to whatever news sources ive checked the past few days. im very aware that some news stations only really care about bias and feeding controversy, but I refuse to call that journalism. so what I just wrote does not in the slightest apply to those.)

It was nice while it lasted....

My name's not Shane, kid   *gunshot*

very often I am amazed at your meme knowledge

This thing I know solely from Joel's stream of it.   

Some of the other stuff is just from being somewhat active on Know Your Meme on and off since 2012......though I've barely gone there the past year or two, so newer ones will go over my head.