Ame Rates Every Pokemon's Cuddle-ability

[Corso]

Too pointy... to get a bonus point.... leaves Reborn

Uh so as Unown I got 1/10, as Corsola 7/10

[ZEL]

10 hours ago, Amethyst said:

Noctowl- big and floofy and 10/10 because ama will be very cross with me if i say anything bada bout a bird pokemon again

I'm very glad you learned your lesson, maybe there's potential for goodness in you after a-

10 hours ago, Amethyst said:

Murkrow- NOT a cuddler, will flap away from you and then go nest in your hair and peck at your head 2/10 its still cute

...You think I can't read?

You thought I wouldn't read the rest?? Hm??? Did you??? Think you're funny, do you?

1v3 me, bird only, windy weather, no items

[Zander]

From this post it's obvious that all the people getting high on seventh street are Ame's fault

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

love me lucky ledian of cuddles 

[Azeria]

12 hours ago, Amethyst said:

 

• Typhlosion- he's an angry boy with angry fire, but when he's not angry he looks like he's at an ideal huggingable height, but he seems like the kinda guy who'd be like mommmm not in public so 5/10

> Typh 
>>5/10

Alright we're duking this out. I will not stand for this slander.

[enu]

Yay, Eeveelutions are dominating this contest! I fully approve.

 

(Wanted to link that "Ciel of approval" image but can't find it anywhere. Anyone has it?)

[Dreamy]

1 hour ago, Azeria said:

> Typh 
>>5/10

Alright we're duking this out. I will not stand for this slander.

I will stand with you. This soft and warm and snuggly line seems quite underrated right now.   

  

Also swinub needs a high rating because I still remember the random mailbox article in the original mystery dungeon about swinub pillows being used to cure insomnia for being so comfy. I mean in hindsight in that world where pokemon are like people its a lil wierd but I guess they were cool with it so that makes them bros

[Filthy Casual]

14 hours ago, Amethyst said:

Smoochum- no coddlles until it learns boundaries and consent  3/10

You say that until it cuddles it's way through the hell holes that are Zero Isle South and Destiny Tower lol

[SkeleKitty]

I just wanted to say that Tentacruel is an easy 10/10 on cuddleability.

No ifs, ands, or buts.

[Lost Lore]

14 hours ago, Amethyst said:

• Pidgeot- claws more withdrawn now ready for cuddling 7/10

Acceptable, will maybe not have to fight you. We'll see what happens when you get to Lotad line, tho.

 

14 hours ago, Amethyst said:

• Typhlosion- he's an angry boy with angry fire, but when he's not angry he looks like he's at an ideal huggingable height, but he seems like the kinda guy who'd be like mommmm not in public so 5/10

Strongly disagree with this, though, Typhlosion is large, warm, and soft, absolutely perfect for cuddling. Maybe a bit grumpy about it but obviously needs the cuddles all the more because of that.

[The Swordsman]

Thank you Ame, seriously, this really brightened up my day.

[seki108]

2 hours ago, baldr said:

(Wanted to link that "Ciel of approval" image but can't find it anywhere. Anyone has it?)

I got this one, though there might have been more than one variation

Spoiler

 

Can't wait for more of Ame's judgements

 

 

Edit:

Because I got the image of @Amethyst judging Pokemon in a judge's stand, behold Ame, the Yamaxanadu  (or just Yama if you don't want to bite your tounge saying it).  Behold the work of 3 minutes in MS Paint.

 

Spoiler

 

[Guest Sparkin']

19 hours ago, Amethyst said:

Ampharos- he lose fluff but he big and soft and no more accidental shocky, trust him and he will protect you, 8/10 BUT 10/10 when the fluff comes back in mega

approved. it's a whole line of fluff and cuddles

[Candy]

Did y'all know... furret's like friggin huge? I don't think an 8/10 gives enough credit to a yuge tubular fluff which can wrap your miserable adult self in fluffy goodness

[wcv]

22 hours ago, Amethyst said:

Chikorita-...8/100

Poor Chikorita. Last among the starters again.

[Hycrox]

Celebi's an onion, meaning it has layers. You know what else has layers?

 

You're goddamn right, Shrek is 10/10 for cuddling, ame thinks so too.

[enu]

@seki108Thanks for the Ciel image!

[ProjectIceman]

On 8/17/2018 at 2:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Sneasel- pfft........ sneasle doesn't need cuddless.............. nothing personnel, kid........................................ (might snuggle if you tell no one) 3/10

If a Sneasel cuddles with you, you're someone special. :]

[Alaris]

ame got possessed by bean on the whole 2nd gen part

 

anyway, this was hilarious xD

umbreonthebesteeveelution gets kicked out from the forums

 

also poor chikorita 0.8/10 it's a dumb thing that doesn't deserve to live but at least is soft

[seki108]

4 hours ago, baldr said:

@seki108Thanks for the Ciel image!

No prob

 

40 minutes ago, Alaris said:

it's a dumb thing that doesn't deserve to live but at least is soft

How dare.......

[Teach]

On 8/17/2018 at 2:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Aipom- mediocre cuddles but GREAT high-5's, 5/10

You fucking what.

 

Maybe it's just because I have a soft spot for stupid Pokemon that received absolutely terrible poorly executed evolutions, but man, Aipom looks like he would do great with cuddles just because of the tail-hand alone.

On 8/17/2018 at 2:55 AM, Amethyst said:

Miltank- will cuddel you and kick the ass of anybody who judges you for cuddling it. strong and beefy-- uh... non-literally, this time... i hope. she will look out for you always. 9/10

Y'know what? Forgive and forget, that's what I say. Miltank is great.

[AtheaOfAltea]

tHIS WAS THE CUTEST THING I'VE EVER READ HOLY SHIT

[CURIE]

Looking through this it seems you prefer bigger, softer, friendlier, and more aesthetically pleasing Pokemon; as well as rating serpentine Pokemon highly (unless they're made of rocks).

 

Milotic's all of those things at once.  10/10 or 9/10 if you're afraid the lower scaly half won't be as good as the upper fleshy half.

[ProjectIceman]

17 hours ago, Eagleby18 said:

Looking through this it seems you prefer bigger, softer, friendlier, and more aesthetically pleasing Pokemon; as well as rating serpentine Pokemon highly (unless they're made of rocks).

 

Milotic's all of those things at once.  10/10 or 9/10 if you're afraid the lower scaly half won't be as good as the upper fleshy half.

Nice to see someone who likes Milotic as well. What I'm especially waiting for is her rating for Spheal

[Arys]

On 8/17/2018 at 1:55 PM, Amethyst said:

Ditto- how well do YOU cuddle? 

You don't rate Ditto! Do you not cuddle with Ditto!? Ditto is precious! If everything else fails and everyone in the world is against you, at least you have Ditto! (read: 'Ditto' as 'yourself')

 

Joke aside...

On 8/17/2018 at 1:55 PM, Amethyst said:

Dewgong- has evolved into ideal cuddle friend, energetic in cold but doesn't seem to hate heat, also storing heat in itself so its probably very warm, 8/10

On 8/17/2018 at 1:55 PM, Amethyst said:

Flaaffy- what mareep should have been but started balding trying ot get there, it can contain its shocks now and its tail lights p if too charged so you at least have a warning, it's working on it keep it up sweety 7/10

 

On 8/17/2018 at 1:55 PM, Amethyst said:

Articuno- one of the MOST cuddlable legendaries, big wings of cool protection are massive gains, fluffy chest iss trong asset, she is beauty in grace, and does a gentle balled up snzzzz use her tail as a blanket 8/10

I approve this