BreezyPonie Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) Oh no it's his cousin Bobby Black The one who bangs GOD DAMMIT I CAN'T BREATHE, HELP Edited September 26, 2015 by BreezyPonie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvilicious Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 This is very entertaining! I will be eagerly awaiting more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowStar Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Ah, I remember when I first went through the Shelly puzzle. Oh, and you got Infernape! Infernape is such a beast he always comes through for me. See ya next week~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon116 Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 As always I have some more flattery for your sadistic, sarcastic, and satisfying remarks. "Shelly you did better than Splats McGee back in Beryl ward" - BDUM TSSS Oh wait Forgot Shelly needs some little yellow pills now. "What she doesn't watch the news?" - Have you seen where she lives? She's lucky food even makes it to their fridge. FFS there's a pseudo possessing her personal pokemon center. And you question her TV habbits? #FirstWorldElitist "Oh god I have to release them weekly now?" - Yes...yes you do.... Dobby will never be a free elf. The closest to Harry Potter is a bug catcher with a hard-on for a schizo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drymus Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Google is the greatest pokemon master of all... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 (edited) "Death has come. All over your face. ... said Sean to the 12 year old girl. ... I'm going to jail after this episode aren't I?" Says the guy who blew a goddamned power plant up, killing at least 5 people. If you were ever at any actual risk of going to prison, you would've been sent there a long time ago. Edited September 26, 2015 by aquawaffle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaunt Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 "Death has come. All over your face. ... said Sean to the 12 year old girl. ... I'm going to jail after this episode aren't I?" Prison? In Pokemon? There are no prisons (that's why the bad guys run around with no one to stop them) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Prison? In Pokemon? There are no prisons (that's why the bad guys run around with no one to stop them) I thought that was because the vast majority of the the law enforcement in Pokemon are utterly incompetent? Besides, the Pyrite Town Police Department in Colosseum had jail cells. I don't think prison being a thing is too much of a stretch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaromir Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 Wow, overkill much? Infernape alone could handle this gym. Now. One of my favourite part of Reborn will beging. I anticipate you blowing up the orphanage. Don't forget the explosives! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerogatoryTrainer Posted October 4, 2015 Author Share Posted October 4, 2015 Here we go again... http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/single/?p=9395110&t=9249876 - Episode 17 Mein Kampf Now isn't that just the least foreboding title ever? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anvilicious Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 *Gets hit by high velocity episode* I'm a little disappointed in you for not saying "I can 'Beryl'y believe it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drymus Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Ah, Hidden Power. The biggest "Screw your type advantage" in pokemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaunt Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 The moral of this episode: never forget your bullets (you never know when you'll need them the most) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) With this mask I am the Phantom of the "Aqua" Bask in my glory. AIRHORNS AIRHORNS EVERYWHERE Edited October 5, 2015 by Foamy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon116 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 (edited) A very important note - Your trainer card on the Nuzlocke forums needs updating. Flounder the First is no longer with us. God rest his pixel soul. I'm failing to see Das Kampf here, other than "I think she'd rather burn the school down herself than let you have it" - I think you already blew up the school, so she's has nothing left to stop Fern from taking over after she retires. Maybe if you push him off a cliff in the near future? "They make great kindling" - So does Bennett, muahahah. "You're lucky you aren't a HootHoot" - 3rd slot, Tayto's been warned. Best image ever right here -> "A LIMITED EDITION GO FUCK YOURSELF!" - That's pretty much the motto of this whole run. Julia, Flobot, Corey, Victoria, and of course Fern. "I'm such a fucking loser" - NOOOO, you are the amazing master of disaster! Do not give up on yourself! You have the powah!! Don't you dare let me catch you talking that way again!! "HOW?!? These two are STILL in the way!" - Do not deny the power or the teleport. "AND NOW YOU BROKE MY HAND!" - Damn, letting us Magmas piss you off. Selina could teach a thing or two about inner peace. - Where the fuck did the bow go??? You ruined the cuteness of Sickle!!!!!!!! - Took your ass long enough. He's killed about 6 or 7 potential catches, and one of them was actually resistant to him. - You forgot to get the One Ring. You seem to have a lot of nicknames with A in this episode. That's unusual. I like all the new Slaves in the work camp though. Edited October 5, 2015 by Dragon116 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerogatoryTrainer Posted October 5, 2015 Author Share Posted October 5, 2015 - Where the fuck did the bow go??? You ruined the cuteness of Sickle!!!!!!!! What are you taaaalking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon116 Posted October 5, 2015 Share Posted October 5, 2015 I submit proof from your 10th episode of gleeful destruction "Yes. You look adorable in it." And you have since removed the bow. For shame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaromir Posted October 7, 2015 Share Posted October 7, 2015 The battle with Maxwell is pretty brutal at this point of the game because of his high levels. Still, you had luck that his Vuplix didn't have Drought. Trainer pokemon (not counting boss battles) have random abilities from all their available ones. In my nuzlucke I rolled one, and combined with Charmaleons Solar Power it hurt quite a bit. >.< Alas, it was not meant to be. Poor Flounder though. He will be remembered as the greatest Carvanha there was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted October 8, 2015 Share Posted October 8, 2015 I'm calling it right now. This nuzlocke is going to end with the Reborn police(or the Garda irl) bursting into the room and arresting you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerogatoryTrainer Posted October 10, 2015 Author Share Posted October 10, 2015 http://s7.zetaboards.com/Nuzlocke_Forum/single/?p=9397410&t=9249876 = Episode 18 This Plot "Orphan" Confuses Me Or it's alternate title - I couldn't think of a better title. So this episode nearly killed me. So i'm just gonna lie down here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon116 Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 (edited) "Atta girl Heather! Antagonize the man. That'll solve it" - Hey, it worked on Corey. "This girl is like 80% "Ugh"" - And Aya is 100% "Grr" to quote Cain. "Guess he took a short cut to get that 7 year doctorate huh?" - Assuming he has a doctorate and didn't just print one online http://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.Mfd900d4d866cacb73c72cb4b5d44acd5o0&pid=15.1 "And she goes in for the killing blow!" - Critical hit! Dr. Butt uses Bind! Heather is defeated! "Maybe they're powered by the screams of children or something like in Monsters Inc" - I lol'd "Corey was right all along. He knew he'd run into Cain eventually so he preemptively killed himself" - Considering Cain was the reserve leader, it's very likely Corey had the displeasure of knowing the purple dildo. "I'm here because I'm a good person." - You also have a gun and dirty bombs. "I mean who could have predicted a faceless mook wouldn't suck?" - HA! Good pun. ""I strongly disagree with these methods I carry out on a daily basis without complaint"" - How do you think the US Govt does it? "I'm afraid something's "barring" our way. That was the first pun ladies and gent" - Lies. "He was beaten quite badly." - Local authorities believe a juvenile delinquent by the name of Sean may be a person of interest. If found, please contact your local hobo until one of the dozen officers in Reborn feels like giving a shit. "ESPECIALLY WHEN I'M WITHIN STABBING RANGE" - Eyesight. Not stabbing. "Stop trying to make Good Trainer Cain happen" - #DiggersbyTho "Men never go into childcare jobs." - That's because this is a torture facility. Did you learn nothing in the 20 hours spent here? "And I'm actually doing stuff while he holds back 4 fucking guards." - You got the 4 and fucking backwards. "Some other variation of "Let Heather go"" - Surprised there was no Frozen reference here. "OH BOO HOO HOO. MY BACKSTORY IS SO SAD AND THAT'S WHY I'M AN ASSHOLE" - Err....isn't that your backstory too? "FIND OUT NEXT WEEK ON : I'M SLOWLY GROWING A TUMOR BECAUSE OF THIS SHOW!" - Help me I can't breathe!!! And I don't have one of those things! Edited October 10, 2015 by Dragon116 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaunt Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Aww the dialogue for the "stabby kid" was changed that's a shame...great episode btw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foamy Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 "Here now, Clefable's a Fairy type I don't give a shit whether or not it's a wildcard. That's against the loosely defined Poke-Rules"Hey man, Clefable was Noel's signature Pokémon back in gen 5 when it was still a Normal-type. He can't just swap it for something else because the Cleffa line is a big part of his character. Game Freak is to blame for this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaromir Posted October 12, 2015 Share Posted October 12, 2015 I'm pretty surprised that you didn't seem to like Charlotte. She is like a female version of your caracter. Doesn't take shit from anyone and leaves many things on fire. AND WHY DIDN'T YOU BLOW UP THE BUILDING? You had the perfect chance to do so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drymus Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 I'm surprised you didn't try to take a few shots at Sigmund. Did you forget to reload again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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