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  1. Would you be willing to trade a Froakie for a Marill? Don't care about stats just want me a goddamn Froakie.
  2. Nothing more satisfying than putting a screen protector on your phone without those annoying ass bubbles.

  3. Just knowing that things can go from totally cool to completely screwed in a matter of seconds is enough for me.
  4. People think Ash is unusable now? You have got to be flipping my pancakes...

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    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Nah Ash from Warframe, shoulda made that clearer. Sorry.

      But seriously, Ash actually has some synergy in his kit now. People always built for max range and strength but now you gotta consider duration.

      My only gripe is that his 1 didn't change and he still has that nauseating finisher animation for Bladestorm.

    3. 5hift

      5hift

      His 3 has always been good for getting rid of high-priority targets but saying he's unusable now is fucking stupid.

      Like you actually have to be fucking stupid to not be able to press more than 1 button to get something done.

    4. Arkhi

      Arkhi

      The static nature of his kit is what had me turning away from him to begin with. Unless you've got the Shuriken augment, it doesn't seem particularly useful. Smokescreen is adaptable, thankfully. Teleport is neat, but seems most effective in endgame with the augment.

  5. I'll take gen 4 over gen 5 any day of the week.
  6. Ok so back when I was a kid I had guppies as pets. If you don't know what guppies are they're these really plain fish that don't grow to be any bigger than the size of your pinkie finger. So anyways, one day I was like "Man, fuck these fish. I want an upgrade." Now here you would assume that I went to PetSmart or something to get me some new fish like a normal person would, right? Well not exactly. I figured my parents wouldn't be too keen on buying me new fish since they thought the ones I had were just fine so instead of buying fish, I got my fishing rod and went to my backyard pond that was stocked with bluegills. Aside from being much, much bigger than guppies, there really isn't anything super special about bluegills either. But I still thought they were a worthy successor to my guppies. So I caught one bluegill and bought it back to my house and dropped it into my tank. I left the guppies in there since I didn't really know what to do with them and I surely didn't want to kill them. If anything, I thought they were going to be friends with the bluegill like in Finding Nemo. Little did I know, I had just unleashed hell into their tank... About a half hour later I came back to the tank to check on how my fish were doing until I noticed something strange. All my guppies were hiding in this big clump of vegetation I had in my tank and the bluegill was just swimming around it. At first, I thought my guppies were hungry or something so I got out the fish food and sprinkled some into the tank outside of the vegetation. And lo and behold. One unfortunate guppy ventured out of the clump to eat the fish food and BAM. That fuckin bluegill did a complete 180 in the tank and snatched up that poor guppy. I stood there for a solid minute felling completely traumatized until I realized that this motherfucker had to go. So I netted the bluegill and chucked it back into the pond from whence it came. And yeah. Thats the story of how I got my fish eaten. God knows how many guppies lost their lives to that bluegill on that fatefull day.
  7. Hylotl civilization in a nutshell: Japan, in space, while underwater.

    1. Ikaru

      Ikaru

      they're not always underwater! ...but the underwater settlements are the coolest

    2. Hect

      Hect

      And I like to ssssstab them.

  8. Dentist put some weird stuff on my teeth and now my breath smells like poison. Thanks.

    1. DemICE

      DemICE

      Shift used poison gas

    2. Maelstrom

      Maelstrom

      How do you know what poison smells like? Sniffing cyanide or ratBgone lately?

  9. I feel like a kid again <3
  10. Never did finish cleaning up my car after spilling orange juice in it... Hopefully the cops don't notice.
  11. Starbound is pretty cool.

    1. Aurorix

      Aurorix

      Novakids master race

    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Nah Avali FTW.

  12. Don't fail your classes like a dumbass. You fucking dumbass.
  13. Drifters is the fuckin bomb. Was a huuuuuuge fan of Hellsing Ultimate so you can only how excited I was when I heard they were making an anime adaptation. And it's ****ing spot on, hell even the dub isn't too shabby.
  14. Not really being edgy. This game covers some rather taboo subjects that you would never expect to find in a Pokemon game. But nothing comes across as being obnoxiously dark and melodramatic. Except for Titania... I think what makes something "edgy" is when it takes itself wayyyyy too seriously. This game just isn't the case. There are some rather lighthearted moments that keep the game from feeling borderline depressing.
  15. Sometimes it ain't the game that's fun. Its the players. http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/randombattle-474370677
  16. 10 more minutes...

    1. 5hift

      5hift

      Ooop nevermind...

      1 hour I guess.

  17. The War Within drops tomorrow afternoon. H Y P E D

    1. Bearadactyl

      Bearadactyl

      Of course it drops on a day I have work. :V

  18. Pretty sure most gen 7 stuff isn't going to be touched until all the episodes of Reborn are released. We still got a couple more episodes ahead of us. It'd be too much work to go back make the changes now.
  19. You guys want something to be scared of? I'll fuckin give you something to be scared of.

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    2. Arkhi

      Arkhi

      Gazelles are scarier.

    3. BIGJRA

      BIGJRA

      THAT WAS SO COOL

    4. Okami

      Okami

      Planet Earth got a sequel? I hope it comes out on DVD so I can get it from the library. I watched that and Life so much when I was younger.

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