Phi-Bi Posted March 6, 2016 Posted March 6, 2016 I woke up as Beheeyem. Good, now I can do what I really want: controlling everyone's mind *evil laugh* Quote
Veterans Zumi Posted March 6, 2016 Veterans Posted March 6, 2016 I got Whimsicott! Frankly I don't even mind because Whimsicott is cute as hell tbh Quote
Spineblade Posted March 6, 2016 Author Posted March 6, 2016 Houndoom... Meh, I guess it's nice to be a dog. A dog capable of unleashing the flames of hell on people, no less. I get to be pet, fed, and taken out for walks at my leisure, and to burn to a crisp those who don't take good care of me. Not bad... Huh. I wake up as a Deoxys. Not too bad, would've preferred a Magnezone, but hey, at least I can race around the Ionosphere on meteors and destroy planets and their inhabitants with Psycho Boosts. I bet the advanced intellect helps me with my accounts, too. Oh wait, did I just destroy my workplace? Oops. I wake up as a Charmander. Would be totally excited and go explore and level myself up by murdering hostile pokemon CRAAHHHHH! AHHHH! What the heckums? I woke up as an aerodactyl, and there is a little boy hanging on the cliff. I'm getting a feeling that... I ' m h u n g r y > : ) So I woke up as a Groudon. Seems legit. I feel powerful, slow, and pretty primal right now. I think I might just go set something on fire. Or go eat a city. I dunno. Whatever comes first. I woke up as Beheeyem. Good, now I can do what I really want: controlling everyone's mind *evil laugh* Y'all are dangerous. Quote
Lord Drakyle Posted March 6, 2016 Posted March 6, 2016 i woke up as Zekrom...damn wish I would have at least got Duskull line anyhow my initial reaction:"urgh, my head, the fuck happened to my hands!?! wait...hang on....cave....black with blue glowing pattern on me....and *blasts electricity at a wall* apparently I can use lightning? *walks over to a puddle of water* I have the reflection of a Zekrom...this can't be real can it? if it is......RESHIRAM! I come for you...I am the strongest of us!" Quote
Masquerain Posted March 6, 2016 Posted March 6, 2016 Y'all are dangerous. I welcome others to join me in my quest for power :v ...or become my exp prey Quote
Shad_ Posted March 6, 2016 Posted March 6, 2016 So everyone is getting cool mons and i'm a Pineco Well i guess that to Self-Destruct is a nice thing then Quote
Maelstrom Posted March 6, 2016 Posted March 6, 2016 having no limbs will prove a challenge. I guess I will rocket headbutt things till I evolve and then slowly take over the pokemon world, implementing my own version of world peace. Quote
Jacobliterator Posted March 6, 2016 Posted March 6, 2016 I wake up as an Escavalier. Me: I knew that Ninetales meant business but sheesh. (Looks around self) Wait, why do I have this Mohawk thing and what's this armour over my body and (Sees lances) and what are these things?! (Waves lances around.) Heh, I could get used to this. Time to pwn some du-oh wait. Is that a Fire type? RUN! Quote
Spineblade Posted March 6, 2016 Author Posted March 6, 2016 So everyone is getting cool mons and i'm a Pineco Well i guess that to Self-Destruct is a nice thing then having no limbs will prove a challenge. I guess I will rocket headbutt things till I evolve and then slowly take over the pokemon world, implementing my own version of world peace. I'm adding you two to the 'dangerous' list. Quote
YoshiofRedemption Posted March 7, 2016 Posted March 7, 2016 (edited) I wake up as a Virizion. Me: So, what does Virizion even do? *attempts an Internet search with hooves. 20 minutes and a broken laptop later...* Welp, time to promote and start dishing out vigilante-style justice on the humans! Edited March 7, 2016 by YoshiofRedemption Quote
Kaze Posted March 7, 2016 Posted March 7, 2016 Wait, why can't i see? Why don't i feel my thumbs and the rest of my hands. Why am i on all fours? Oh.....i am a Dieno. Great....now we play the waiting game to evolve. years later after bumming into shit all the time, i evolve and i am still fucking blind but now i have a somewhat friend/growth on me. Well thing can't get annoying. I was proven wrong when i evolve again and can see this time, but now my hands are heads. FML. Oh well, might as well join Team Meteor and help destroy the world. CATCH ME YOU CRAZY BITCH! MWA HA HA HA! On a side note, I tried again and got the Christmas Chicken, Delibird. FML. Well now i can give you all a present....careful it might....blow up. Quote
Chase Posted March 7, 2016 Posted March 7, 2016 but I don't need a personal flotation device. I KNOW how to swim. Quote
Genesis Posted March 7, 2016 Posted March 7, 2016 I thought this was covered already - the whole waking up as a random pokemon one day - in the mystery dungeon series Anyway I woke up as Honestly I don't know how to react, this pokemon is too happy and smiles too much for my liking Quote
Lord Drakyle Posted March 7, 2016 Posted March 7, 2016 you can hop that's about it until you evolve Quote
Might Gai Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 (edited) am a giant chicken that can spit fire ... ok ... am also Lord Drakyle's rival Edited March 9, 2016 by webobo Quote
Another Felix Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 I got Ursaring. Eh, I'm a bear. Yeah, I'm a furry, but this is ridiculous. Oh well, just try to stay away from everyone. Probably would just sleep the entire day. Quote
Maelstrom Posted March 9, 2016 Posted March 9, 2016 I'm adding you two to the 'dangerous' list. I'm unarmed and dangerous. Soon to be extra-armed and dangerous. Quote
Narckarth Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 Braixen Well after recovering from the sensory shock I'm sure would occur from suddenly having the sense of smell, hearing and sight akin to that of a fox as well as the likely spike in body temperature. It would probably be a few pathetic moments of anxiety followed by a realisation that I was a fire type and so by extension gaining the ability to create massive fires as well as being pretty much fire proof. Even a random pokemon generator program knows what type I'm meant to be. I'd probably even get a good reason to go on a city razing rampage as I'm sure the general public and government would not react well to a person suddenly being transformed into a living bushfire. Quote
mwijsman Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 (edited) Magikarp I will hate everything.....forever. However I will use my unyieding rage so I can splash my way into a nearby river where I will start my reign of terror until I evolve into rage incarnate!! ALL WHO HAVE EVER OPPOSED ME WILL TASTE MY HATRED WHEN I BLAST THEIR HOUSES DOWN WITH MY HYPERBEAM!!! Either that or I will just become the most passive aggressive entity ever as I confuse the world with my existence! Edited March 10, 2016 by mwijsman Quote
Garnet. Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 i got hitmonlee uh, id probably play soccer also be freaked out because i dont actually wanna be a pokemon, that's horrifying. what i become attracted to another pokemon as a hitmonlee bc of hormones. what happens when i turn back into a human. that's awful, i refuse. i think hitmonlee is a really cool pokemon though wasn't machop/10 Quote
dead account Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 I got Carbink. I would take one look in the mirror, then go back to bed and just sleep through the ordeal, hoping it's not permanent. Quote
Masquerain Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 Braixen Well after recovering from the sensory shock I'm sure would occur from suddenly having the sense of smell, hearing and sight akin to that of a fox as well as the likely spike in body temperature. It would probably be a few pathetic moments of anxiety followed by a realisation that I was a fire type and so by extension gaining the ability to create massive fires as well as being pretty much fire proof. Even a random pokemon generator program knows what type I'm meant to be. I'd probably even get a good reason to go on a city razing rampage as I'm sure the general public and government would not react well to a person suddenly being transformed into a living bushfire. Join my fire army of destruction Quote
Narckarth Posted March 10, 2016 Posted March 10, 2016 (edited) It would be my pleasure, Masquerain. Edited March 10, 2016 by Narckarth Quote
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