Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted November 18, 2015 Global Mods Posted November 18, 2015 Granted, but it's done in a cheesy way. I wish the next poster will hiccup loudly. Quote
wytch_doctr Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Granted, but you get th - *hic* I wish that every cockroach on the planet spontaneously combusts. Quote
Guest Posted November 21, 2015 Posted November 21, 2015 Granted, but little do you realize, there are more of them than we thought. Much more. Seemingly without warning, entire houses explode, wiped off the map. Debris shoots outwards, injuring everyone nearby. Millions are left homeless due to the destruction caused by the exploding roaches. I wanna be a Triforce Hero Quote
Veterans Zumi Posted November 22, 2015 Veterans Posted November 22, 2015 Granted, but little do you realize, there are more of them than we thought. Much more. Seemingly without warning, entire houses explode, wiped off the map. Debris shoots outwards, injuring everyone nearby. Millions are left homeless due to the destruction caused by the exploding roaches. I wanna be a Triforce Hero You get to be one, but you get defeated by Ganondorf and die. I wish I didn't have school tomorrow :V Quote
Guest Posted November 23, 2015 Posted November 23, 2015 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Granted, but to make up for it you have school this Saturday instead. I wish my shift key worked right Quote
Klemeltios Posted November 26, 2015 Posted November 26, 2015 Granted, but it's apparently filled with piss. I wish for Doritos. Quote
Guest Posted November 27, 2015 Posted November 27, 2015 Granted, but your little brother eats them all before you get a chance to. I wish good luck to all the people working on Black Friday O_O Quote
Yours Truly Posted November 28, 2015 Posted November 28, 2015 Granted!, but the good luck they had was taken from you and you got run over trying to cross the road. I wish for some french fries Quote
Klemeltios Posted November 29, 2015 Posted November 29, 2015 Granted, you got 10 metric fucktons of weed and the police is at your front door with a battery ram. I wish for 10 gigabytes of memory. Granted, but your little brother eats them all before you get a chance to. I wish good luck to all the people working on Black Friday O_O also older brother would fit a lot more better. since i dont have a little brother(cause i am one lolrip.) Quote
Bigodes Posted November 30, 2015 Posted November 30, 2015 I wish for 10 gigabytes of memory. It's all yours. Unfortunately my cloud storage and SSD drives were gone, but I'm sure these floppy disks will work just fine. Even if one does not, you've got 7199 others left. I wish that somebody would want to publish my writings. Quote
Yours Truly Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Granted, but your books are used as toilet paper instead I wish for it to rain cat's and dogs Quote
SkyRunner Posted December 5, 2015 Posted December 5, 2015 Granted, but they're all hot cats and hot dogs from Sans' hot dog stall in the Hotlands. I wish that I could give my friend a proper hug right now. Quote
Alozan Posted December 6, 2015 Posted December 6, 2015 (edited) Granted, but you didn't realize that your friend has super strength, so when they hug you back, every bone in your body shatters and all of your internal organs explode which ultimately leads to a quick termination of your life. I wish Shuckle was real. Edited December 6, 2015 by Alozan Quote
Yours Truly Posted December 7, 2015 Posted December 7, 2015 Granted, but when you enter the batcave the Joker collapses it on you because he was bored. I wish for some delicious tasting rice. Quote
Bigodes Posted December 8, 2015 Posted December 8, 2015 Granted, but all the rice will instantly turn inedible (by rotting, spilling or becoming floppy disks, you name it) as soon as you eat the first grain. I wish for my paper due to tomorrow to write itself. Quote
Alozan Posted December 8, 2015 Posted December 8, 2015 Granted, but paper doesn't know how to write, so it's all gibberish and you get an F I wish for all the chocolate Quote
Klemeltios Posted December 9, 2015 Posted December 9, 2015 (edited) Granted, but suddenly all the chocolate in the world turned into dirt. Except for one, but that gets stolen by the supreme all imposing god who died yesterday, Chickenbird. EDIT: Forgot my wish, lol. I want a body pillow for no reason. Edited December 9, 2015 by Upbeatshadowchain Quote
Alozan Posted December 11, 2015 Posted December 11, 2015 Granted, but it comes to life and smothers you to death in your sleep for no reason I wish I was the walrus Quote
Yours Truly Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 You become the walrus, but no one get's that reference anymore since it's the year of two thousand and seventy. I wish that I am somehow able to write something that's not crap for once. Quote
Bigodes Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 You do now, but absolutely no one (including yourself) would take its time to read it. Sigh... this hits home. I wish I was passionated about math or natural sciences instead of creative writing. Quote
Guest Posted December 12, 2015 Posted December 12, 2015 (Hey man, who said they had to be polar opposites? You could be passionate about both, yanno... ~) Granted, you're extremely passionate but not very good. (my life in Transformice every day) I wish Lisa (my cat) wasn't so obnoxious... x_X Quote
Alozan Posted December 13, 2015 Posted December 13, 2015 Granted, but it glows too bright and it blinds you and anyone else that sees it I wish my vision wasn't so crappy Quote
Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, now you can see everything on a microscopic level and your brain is quickly overwhelmed. I wish my hair was magic and could never tangle. Quote
SkyRunner Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted. It can also never be tied back or cut. I wish that I could listen to music while watching educational videos! Quote
Guest Posted December 14, 2015 Posted December 14, 2015 Granted, but the music you listen to is ear-bleeding and screechy, distracting you from the education. I wish for someone out there to have just a bit more *MAGIC* in their life! Quote
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