Corrupt Wish Game

[Lugruf]

Granted, but you'll lose all interest for the things you use to do in your free time

I wish I had more friends who play Magic The Gathering

[BlueMoonIceCream]

Granted but they never want to play with you

I wish I could freely shapeshift without cost until I die

[Dragon116]

I guess no one appreciates the intricacies of this thread anymore.

I have no idea what an fg is, but granted. The USA still crushes Japan.

I wish you were here.

[Jibs]

I am, but just as a figment of your imagination.

I wish i could make waffles with my toaster.

[Spineblade]

Granted. Your toaster now makes waffles. Burnt waffles.

I wish I could have a little more independence.

[Dragon116]

Granted. You are now able to choose how often you listen to Green Day, but you have to listen to Barbie Girl at least once a day.

I wish I could downgrade to windows 7

[Ironbound]

Granted. But you also immediately downgrade to Windows Vista.

I wish I had nothing.

[Dragon116]

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I wish for a fish on a dish that won't kill me (muahah no Sharpedos for you!)