SkyRunner 0 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 Granted, but it arrives at the wrong address. I wish for some pain meds. Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted October 4, 2015 Share Posted October 4, 2015 aaaaaaa yes pain meds I remember the first time i got pain meds it was for a my toe...........best week of my life ............(i don't do drugs.....i swear) Wish granted but someone stole it...not me........someone else stole it..........not me...... I wish I had a cookie Link to post Share on other sites
TRHStatement 1 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Granted. But when you bite the cookie, it breaks apart and fall into a puddle. I wish I had a new anime to watch Link to post Share on other sites
dead account 27 Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Granted. It's an anime based off of Sonic '06. I wish it wasn't so damn cold around here! Link to post Share on other sites
Klemeltios 0 Posted October 17, 2015 Share Posted October 17, 2015 Granted, you are now living in a nuclear fusion. I wish that I had a mini fridge. Link to post Share on other sites
DerxwnaKapsyla 46 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Granted, but the over-use of the fairy powering it eventually causes the fridge to frost over, becoming unusable. I wish to engage in Erotic Negotiations with that lampshade over there! Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted October 18, 2015 Share Posted October 18, 2015 Granted, but it goes viral. I wish that my suitcase was packed already. Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted October 19, 2015 Share Posted October 19, 2015 Wish granted but you dropped it and everything fell out I wish that i didn't have 3 hours of my life wasted today by my really really good physic teacher who has the best voice ever I wish to become a Time Wizard Link to post Share on other sites
Klemeltios 0 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Granted, but you are now confined to a wheelchair, and highly mentally disabled forever. I wish for a literal eco-friendly power plant to power my house for no reason at all. Link to post Share on other sites
BreezyPonie 2 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Granted, but the power-plant, while eco-friendly, is horribly inefficient and you pay a fortune in electric bills every month. Also, unrelated, a cat tears up your Hata no Kokoro doll. I wish I was cool Link to post Share on other sites
Klemeltios 0 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Granted, you are now the EXACT opposite of a nuclear fusion's temperature! I wish that the profile picture can hold up to 600 KB so I can fit the picture on my signature as my profile picture. Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted October 21, 2015 Share Posted October 21, 2015 Granted but you're frozen EDIT: Ninja'd Granted but it crashes the website and now everyone is after you. I wish for a wish with no negative repercussions for me or anyone I care even a little about. Link to post Share on other sites
Yours Truly 28 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Granted but it must be for a 500 gram bag of peanuts. I wish for a black cat, Link to post Share on other sites
Klemeltios 0 Posted October 22, 2015 Share Posted October 22, 2015 Granted, but you suddenly go back into the Medieval times and lynched for witchcraft! Same goes for the cat. I wish that I would stop getting sick mentally when posting something on social media. Link to post Share on other sites
Sin! 17 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 granted, but you get sick again due to how toxic social media platforms are. i wish i had 3 more wishes~ Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Wish granted but I stole them.I used them to make peanutbutter related wishes I wish for a Oreo Link to post Share on other sites
Klemeltios 0 Posted October 23, 2015 Share Posted October 23, 2015 Granted, but apparently you got two black guys and a white girl instead. I wish that I can find a better reason to watch anime. Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 ...........stares at oreo...........huh neat....... Wish granted but the anime industry died out and all anime series were replaced by cooking shows :/ I wish to meet a Yandere (this can't possible go wrong ) Link to post Share on other sites
Klemeltios 0 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Granted, but turns out that she views you as a threat (for whatever fucking reason) and attempts to kill you. However her Senpai saw this and got extremely scared, as she got heartbroken and suddenly you see a giant GAME OVER above her head and you've been fazed back into reality falling from a cliff. I wish that I had a cheese burger with me. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Granted. It's ripping your face off. I wish that I knew what was on floor -1... Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Granted, but turns out that she views you as a threat (for whatever fucking reason) and attempts to kill you. Hey now,there's lots of reason why I can be a threat..................lots.................... Wish granted but now your scared for life and have to come with me to therapy YYYAAAYYYY!!!!!!!!! I wish that I wasn't so damn lazy :/ Link to post Share on other sites
Klemeltios 0 Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Granted, you are now forced to exercise for 3 hours straight every single day while running at 10 meters a second for 2 hours, whilst doing 100 push ups, 150 situps, and stretches and all sorts of things to make you flexible. I wish that I don't have face ripping cheese burgers Link to post Share on other sites
PBX5 0 Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 (meh.....I could do all that exercising in my sleep ) Wish granted.....just don't eat them,ok..........just don't......................something will happen if you do................just don't............plz........................... ..... I wish i was President of the Earth A vote for PB is a vote for Free Pie Monday Link to post Share on other sites
dead account 27 Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 Granted, but the Earth's government falls apart the week after you are elected. You are considered one of the most incompetent leaders in the history of the planet. I wish my room was soundproof. Link to post Share on other sites
Ronan Erudon 3 Posted October 27, 2015 Share Posted October 27, 2015 Granted, but your room will now implode if you make any sound in it. I wish Hunter x Hunter would quit leaving me all hot and bothered. Link to post Share on other sites
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