TRHStatement Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Granted, but you are now enrolled in the advanced version of those classes. I wish I didn't have to give a speech tommorow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, but you're unable to watch Dorkly ever again. And the dino becomes a viscous yellow goo when it cooled off.I wish for my guitar to actually be repaired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. It gets ground into splinters. I wish for a human translator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. It gets ground into splinters. I wouldn't be suprised if that would really happen. Seriously. Granted, but he's faulty. And he can't stop hitting on you. I wish for something funny to happen. Please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 (edited) Granted, but he's faulty. And he can't stop hitting on you. If he's cute, then that's fine with me. And if he annoys me, I can always just send him flying through the clouds~ Granted. You forget what it is immediately. I wish for a human to me dictionary! Edited September 17, 2015 by SkyRunner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 If he's cute, then that's fine with me. And if he annoys me, I can always just send him flying through the clouds~ Granted. You forget what it is immediately. I wish for a human to me dictionary! You didn't grant my wish? Granted, but she's a Grammar Nazi ghost, that'll haunt you forever (and the not-so fun translator, too). I wish for a good night's sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 You didn't grant my wish? Okay then. Granted, but it's at your expense. Also, granted, but you're tired anyway. I wish that I could undo the past month of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, but someone clicked ctrl+Y, so that part of your life just repeats itself unchanged.I wish for a band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. It's a hairband. I wish for the morning to come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. It's a hairband. HELL YEAH! Granted, but Joanna didn't give you hope. I wish for a personal chemical lab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. You die in a freak explosion. I wish for a third eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, it grows on your footpad.I wish for some nice sunglasses and Led Zeppelin so I can properly walk away from that freak explosion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. You didn't pull the walk off properly, and get killed in the explosion. I wish for a spider to scare Juu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, but it turns towards you, morphs into Twilit Arachnid Armogohma, and devours you slowly.I wish for explosions to be unable to harm me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, but only after you've already been blown to bits~ I wish for a hat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, but there's a pencil sharpener in it...rest assured your death was painful. yes, we're going back thereI wish for alchemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. In order to get it, you watch everyone you love die slowly and painfully. I wish for a burger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Isn't that life's definition?Granted, but Hannibal Lecter made it. And he will make you eat it. And he will probs make you a burger after.I wish for being immune to headaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. I eat your flesh and gain that ability. *smiles sweetly* I wish that I didn't put my foot in my mouth every time I speak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, but for that an eye grows on your footpad.I wish for balloons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. They carry you into the atmosphere where my fellow cloudrunners eat you. There are different branches, such as this one, the predator branch. I'm not a predator though, so don't worry~ I wish that I didn't have an eye on my footpad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, it relocates right above your butthole. Be glad it isn't your nose.I wish for not being able to be eaten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. This is only granted after you're picked down to your bones~ I wish that I only had two eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted, but now you have 2 noses, guess where the second one is located...I wish I, before someone tries to devour me, secrete small amounts of thioacetone when someone tries to eat me, while I'm immune to the smell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Granted. Predator cloudrunners love it though, so it only protects against ghouls and zombies. I wish for a new pair of trainers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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