Corrupt Wish Game

[Lamona]

Granted, now it barks everyday, every time, every hours, every minutes, every seconds and you and your neighbor gone mad with it.

I wish for a Cynthia Nendoroid.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. You can never get back down.

I wish there was a Psyduck flashmob in Switzerland.

[mde2001]

Granted but then you realised Nyan Cat is annoying.

I wish for cookies.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. A cookie is pulled in half. Now you have cookies.

I wish a triceratops joined Reborn forums.

Edited August 25, 2015 by Ice Cream Sand Witch

[Alozan]

Granted. but it rams into you and its horns impale you

I wish I was a dinosaur

[Lamona]

Granted, but it actually happens.

There, you happy now?

I wish for a Mach Acro Bike modified by Rydel.

[Lorekeeper]

Granted, but it's actually a lethifold from Harry Potter and eats you.

I wish I had ESP beyond randomly predictive dreams.

[laggless01]

Granted, you now know when shit will hit the fan five seconds before shit actually hits the fan.

I wish I had perfect memory.

[laggless01]

Granted, people will cut you open and remove your seed (which probs is infertile), then devour your watery flesh.

I wish Wasteland-posts would actually add to our post-count.

[Lorekeeper]

Granted, but ONLY Wasteland Post now count.

I wish the new Pokemon games (gen 7?) were announced already.

[TRHStatement]

Granted, but your 3DS doesn't work anymore.

I wish I was an efficient packer

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. You're in inefficient unpacker.

I wish crayons knew more about

[Lorekeeper]

Granted, but it turns out it's way less then you were expecting.

I wish my cat stopped meowing for water from the tap at all hours.

[Lorekeeper]

Granted, but it's a Harry Potter style dodo (a driricawl), and it decides to poof away, leaving you alone.

I wish my sisters stopped liking friggin Gossip Girl.

[SkyRunner]

Done, but it's stale.

I wish for something to do.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. You have to eat all the sand in the world, one grain at a time.

I wish I could learn Wish by level up.

[SkyRunner]

Done, but it's glitched and drains your health instead.

I wish that the sand I have to eat tastes like clouds.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted, but it's also devoid of vitamins and minerals.

I wish buckets were literally everywhere.

[SkyRunner]

Granted, but that means that they're about to crush you.

I wish that I had some ice cream.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted, but the sand witch turns it to sand and now you have even more sand to eat.

I wish presidents, prime ministers, mayors, governors, etc. had to choose an official theme song in order to be a candidate.

[SkyRunner]

Granted, but they all make your ears bleed and they play whenever the candidates are speaking.

I wish that I didn't have artist's block.

[mde2001]

Granted but they mangle all of the names (I think I remember seeing a College Humour pokerap with all of the pokemon in it also).

I wish my house would clean itself.

[Lamona]

Granted, but you're sloppy when you get home and the house decided to kick you out.

I wish there's a real No Guard Deoxys-Speed with OHKO moves.

[Drymus]

Granted, but it is the only sweat towel from a gym, and you aren't allowed to wash it, ever.

I wish I had a fully functional, indestructible Nintendo 3DS with a GPS chip I could track, and that it would never run out of power.

[SkyRunner]

Granted, but your hand gets cut off by a sword wielding maniac.

I wish that I could sleep on planes.