Corrupt Wish Game

[TRHStatement]

Granted but you find nothing funny ever again.

I wish I get my soul back

[BlackMage]

Granted but you poke it and all the pizzas fall on you and your face is perma-stained.

I wish for a chocolate cake.

[Guest]

Granted. You get diabetes and die.

I wish my sister would go away forever. (;P)

[dead account]

Granted, but the local law enforcement at "the place where you are at" suspect you killed her and you are convicted.

I wish for a job.

[BlackMage]

Granted but it turns out to be public laundry.

[Klemeltios]

No wish? Cri.

I wish for a flaming burning apron to wear.

[Lorekeeper]

Done, but one ear bud breaks immediately after you get them.

I wish my sisters would stop watching bad "Reality" TV shows.

Edited August 21, 2015 by Lorekeeper

[Kiroen]

Mankind suddenly becomes intelligent enough for Reality TV shows not being profitable anymore - however your sister is displeased, and now dedicates her free time to spy you, in order to satisfy her need of gossips.

I wish I liked lemonade again so these lemonade bottles don't go to waste.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

Granted. You like it, but you're allergic to it.

I wish there was a band made of frogs.

[Klemeltios]

Granted, next thing you know you find the frogs mutilated on your car.

The ones you saw were impostors.

I wish for a Ice Cream Sand Sand which. I'm actually curious about that one.

[SnowGlaceon]

Granted, but you should probably have specified the flavor. Let's just say it tastes like puke cuz it is.

I wish I knew the meaning of life, the universe, and all of it's secrets

[dead account]

Granted, the answer was so horrifying that your brain refused to process even a word of it.

I wish I had a PS3 or PS4.

[TRHStatement]

Granted but it's only compatible to play PS2 games

I wish I could this song out of my head

[BlackMage]

Granted but wish was incomplete as the granter did not understand the statement.

I wish for...NECROMANCY!

[BlackMage]

Granted but it costs you $10000000000000 * 10^12

I wish for a personal jet plane, which has a swimming pool, deluxe rooms, personal cafes and restaurants etc.

[Lamona]

Granted, but it ran out of energy pretty quickly.

I wish I can stop jiggling my belly.

[BlackMage]

Granted but now it has so much mass that the gravity acting on it is too much and you fall down to the ground and can't move an inch.

I wish to have a cute, little pet dragon with black skin color and red eyes and a small fiery breath that can only puff out small flames and smoke .

[Lamona]

Granted, it was a dinosaur and as it grows up, it devours you.

I wish everyone witnesses my superb melee skill in FPS games.

[BlackMage]

Granted but it turns out to be superb in the worst possible way (i.e your superb melee skills in losing every fight)

I wish I could get that Whimsicott in your pic!

[Hexagoen]

granted, but its a LEGO rubber ducky and you end up stepping on the pieces and wailing in agony on the floor >:]

i wish for a burger

[Guest]

Granted, it makes you fat and you die.

I wish for ultimate smartness.

[Lamona]

(M-my melee skill i-isn't a joke! I-I'll show you a genuine killing spree with it. :'c)

Granted, your brain explodes due to the excessive smartness.

I wish I can refrain from the misdeed I've done yesterday.

[Lamona]

Granted, but you accidentally severed your computer due to carelessness. (I've seen enough gore. :c)

I wish for an ability to levitate.

[Guest]

Granted, but it runs Windows XP and has extremely limited Internet capabilities, even for its kind.

I wish to be able to write essays better. My teacher's going to think I'm an idiot.

[TRHStatement]

Granted, but your teacher thinks you cheated and you get expelled.

I wish I could produce good music.