Yours Truly

As the grey cloaked man waited for the average shopkeeper to reply, he felt a small voice in the back of his head say "Hello Solomon, we are here"; the grey cloaked man frowned at this new development; for the most part his "librarians" were simply content with ignoring his day to day activities, but perhaps they have taken notice of his current predicament, and perhaps they could find it in their... hearts to help him with his current predicament, and maybe pigs could fly..... well, it is a multiverse after all, and it's not like things could get any worse could they? "Of course they can Solomon; we wouldn't be here otherwise", the grey cloaked man sighed, and he stood there in front of the average shopkeeper, and he closed his eyes and tried to focus on the one who had been speaking to him, and it was all wrong; it looked like a cube made out of books? that was also trying to be a sphere? while several smaller multicolored books danced around the issues while several pillars rose up and down to the rhythm generated by the flow of the, after a while the grey cloaked man gave up and simply imagined it as an elderly British man wearing a tweed jacket. "Oh hello there Charles, how was the golfing trip?", the tweed jacket seemed to frown for a moment "Our name isn't Charles, Solomon, and we do not Golf", the grey cloaked man continued frowning; it was a very effective way of maintaining his concentration; "Yeah sure, whatever; I'm assuming that you have a message for me?", the vaguely tweed gentleman's mustache quivered "Follow the Shrinkwrapped dame", the grey cloaked man looked confused for a moment "Wait, what does that even meaaaaaaaaan" the tweed gentleman wearing a british jacket started to crack, as a bright white light started to consume it "This message has been brought to you by the voice of re-". and then he was back inside the store; the average shopkeeper was still staring at him, and he still hadn't received a proper answer to his question, but the grey cloaked man had a feeling that somewhere inside of that meeting hall, there would be someone odd enough to wear shrinkwrap, it is a multiverse after all... and so the grey cloaked man left the shop with a brand new sack in tow; which the shopkeeper had been so kind to donate to his cause.

Wait, Ame... has birthdays? wat. I mean, happy birthday Ame! I hope that every day can be as awesome as your birthday this month.

אם אתה יכול לקרוא את זה, אז אתה רהוט באופן רשמי ב- Google לתרגם, גם ברוך הבא למועדון, בבקשה להשאיר השפיות שלך בדלת הקדמית, כי שום דבר כאן אינו הגיוני, וזה אף פעם לא יהיה.

The grey cloaked man watched the shotgun toting woman walk away from the store, and he sighed; a beautiful woman walking away, that's the story of his life, right there, but he ignored that nagging voice in the back of his head, and he walked slowly towards the counter top, and he turned to face the shopkeeper, an average looking man with short average looking hair, and the grey cloaked man smiled as widely as possible. "So, can we try this again? do you know where I can find a man named Cid? any help would be very appreciated, I thank you in advance for any information that you might be able to give"

10

To be honest I'm generally a realist, I prefer the old motto of "Hope for the best, prepare for the worst"; since let's face it; bad things can happen at any time for any reason.

Look, I know that we have done this before, I know that a year ago I was here; doing the exact same Dark type mono, and asking for a Larvitar with iron head, but I'm doing another run now; to commemorate the release of EP16, and I'm starting over; is it too much to ask for a level 6 Larvitar and a razor claw? Game.rxdata

Ame; I'm disappointed; whatever happened to the 276 days we were supposed to wait for this?

Meanwhile, the grey cloaked man had been busy with his search for the notorious drunk; he knew that the chances of him finding the man, and he definitely knew what his chances of actually convincing the man to give up his liquor would be like; he imagined it like taking candy from a baby; in the sense that a very cross mother would soon appear and beat him up for said act, but he was desperate; where he else could he find a viable source of ethanol? what else would he mix with lamp fluid to make that sweet-sweet molotov cocktail? what else would keep him warm in those cold lonely nights? which is why the grey cloaked man walked towards the store; he knew that the last five stores he visited was of no help whatsoever, but a man can dream can't he? The door was open; it was wide open; "Well that won't do" the grey cloaked man thought to himself as he forcefully closed and opened the door, and he ran inside while saying the same words that failed him all this time. "Hello? Do YOU KNOW WHERE CID IS?" (Simply put, ignore that this happened unless you're Empiricist, in which case you know what to do)

The grey cloaked man stopped and noticed something as he walked back to the building; that he might need something that is a lot stronger than just beer; after a moment of deliberation The grey cloaked man found out exactly what he wanted, a bottle of vodka; he had only ever drunk vodka once before, and it was at a fancy restaurant where they add a little of it to the top of a drink and set it on fire, it was worth losing his mustache, but there was a problem, he knew that none of the shops here "sold" Vodka, or at the very least they wouldn't sell it to him, but he had a lead. Earlier today, Leon had talked about someone named Cid, and how one would have to try and convince them to give them some whiskey; this was the only lead the grey cloaked man had, and while there was absolutely nothing that would prove that this "Cid" would have any Vodka with them, finding them seemed like a better idea than simply moping around with the engineer, the android, and the knived nut. And so the grey cloaked man went in search of Cid. (I randomly ask shopkeepers if they knew where Cid was)

I'm afraid not. But I feel like Anstane will come sometime later today.

Oh yes... That would be vodka wouldn't it... What are the chances of this Cid character having any?

Banned because damn it, I had 42 Reputation points and I was going to spend a bit of time making Hitchikers of the galaxy jokes, but somebody just had to give me another point apparently. Also, SNEAK ATTACK!

What, the ... Tsundere? Why would you even? I mean.... Baka... Apparently.

Fluent in google translate

Mawile

Swampert

HYRCOX the bee-arded

Banned because I was TOO SUBTLE for you apparently

Banned for not being a Samurott

I don't really need "the good stuff" I'll let the whiskey aficionados worry about getting whiskey, I'll take my multipurpose disinfectant, potential molotov cocktail , and emergency drinking water even if it's actually tastes very bad. (And yes; I know that beer isn't supposed to do most of that). Edit: Solomon is currently heading towards Edmond right now, he was too busy being unconscious to hear about it being the rendezvous; he is still looking for some tea.

Pitch black