Yours Truly

11

"Hah, medical attention; it's fine, it's just part of an old slapstick routine", "You know, am I the only person here that finds it odd that she still says Universe like it's still singular? I mean the gravitational anomaly alone should have been enough to convince her, and she's not even reacting to the hole in space, or that weird looking drider thingie..."

Banned for being an awesome robot

The grey cloaked man laughs at the armored woman's response, and he replies with "Hah, wouldn't you like to know?" The grey cloaked man smiles even wider as he says. "It depends on the book; the worthless books I am sitting on are about swordfighting, the worthless book I am holding in my hand is about ripping holes in the "fabric" of space-time; it is very useful as a paper weight."

Hello Pikafan96; I assume that you have read the community rules, but if you haven't you can find the link underneath your profile picture which is in the left, and just to make things clear the status bar is the blank black otherwise featureless box, and the search bar has a button shapes like an instrument of fiery death for any ants that are hanging out in the sun (magnifying glass), please try to have fun and remember that while sanity is considered optional here; we are technically still a community, and you can always rant about a decent amount of things in a certain section.

"Why do you have a giant blade sticking out of your gun's barrel? I don't think that bayonets are supposed to be that big". The grey cloaked man had resolved to spend some of his time bothering the tour guide they had encountered earlier. "Also, what are we supposed to help you with anyway? I assumed it would involve fighting some of the 'Heartless' you have mentioned earlier, but let's face it's going to involve farming isn't it? Village people are obsessed with farming."

Squatter

Nope. Have you found your body yet Spineblade?

Banned for banning someone for such a ridiculous reason.

"I wonder if he could get infected; the man does have several open wounds, and this place might still have some living bacteria and viruses floating around; can you... Check his bloodstream for them? I think I'm going to go on ahead; I don't think that I'd have to remind you to watchout for some of the 'heartless' wandering around here". The grey cloaked man clambers onto his platform and he continues heading for the village. 'mental note: keep an eye on the new subject; the entity seems untrustworthy and might attempt to prevent me from coversing with the subject'

"Ah.. well that is interesting; most practitioners of blood magic use the life force of others to power their magic, but you sir, you sir are more than a little bit unhinged aren't you? Heh, I wonder what drives a man to do such a thing." "Embra can you tell me when he wakes up? I would rather like to have a chat with the young man; try and stop him from bleeding out; it would be such a shame for him to die in such embarrassing circumstances"

Banned for heresy

We will not know the day or the hour of it's coming, but we do know that there will be many who will try to lead you astray by asking for the day and the hour of it's coming thus delaying it... Again; there won't be any Sun and Moon mons available since Ame and the rest of the gang hasn't had the time to make sprites and set base stats and other stuff that requires a truckload of work, but at least we get another gym and Reborn the town and the forum will be all shiny and new.

Throws a book at Tartar to get their attention.

"Physical restraint is acceptable; subject is wearing a brown cloak obscuring most of his body; hands look red; almost... Bloody; can you move his cloak a bit? I want to check the subject's arms for injury"

"Restrain? Assault his mind with your powers? That should only be a last resort; brainwashing is never a good way to introduce people to the group; have somebody take the staff he's clutching in his arm; judging by his current unconscious state; it doesn't seem to have been used to assist movement"

I was talking about Visrii; the char seems like a bit of a blood mage.

The grey cloaked man notices the entity carrying what looks to be an unconscious human wearing a brown cloak; the grey cloaked man notes the presence of yet another new arrival, and he reluctantly walks towards the entity. "Does he have any weapons? It might be prudent to strip the unknown from anything he could use to harm himself by trying to attack us"

So your character basically looks like a bloody mess underneath his brown cloak doesn't he?

The grey cloaked man couldn't help but feel a little smug on his flying platform, as he quite literally looked down at everyone in the group, well, almost everyone; the Dragon was still flying next to him; it's mere existence violating the square cube law, 'it must be able to manipulate gravity' he thought to himself, 'or maybe it's all just an illusion, and the real Eon is a small bald man hiding behind a pit of fire'. The grey cloaked man stifled a laugh, and he made a mental note to not ask the "dragon" for a soul. He was quite worried about the growing size of the party; there were about twenty of them marching towards the village; it would be a nightmare trying to keep track of all of them during combat, and he made a mental note to try and talk to the group about the strategic benefits of creating separate parties; four groups of five can do a lot more exploring than a single twenty member party after all. He wondered about the less human members of the group; the robot lady seemed alright; even though her people seemed a little creatively sterile for his taste; he wasn't sure what kind of literature their world would produce; although the robot did mention Homer as existing in her dimension; the engineer with the nifty plasma gun seemed to have a working knowledge of him as well, which has some rather interesting implications which another man might have pursued. The glowing entity seemed dangerous; no matter what anyone else thought of it; anything that primarily converses by invading the mind of others might be problematic later on. He had noticed a new one too, an... Arachnid that exists in the shape of a woman; a drider; yet another word for something that doesn't exist, well... At least not in his dimension; the drider seemed to be very close to the glowing entity... How odd. The grey cloaked man wondered about the scythe carrying woman; it was obvious that she had necromantic powers, but he wondered why she would wear the mask, it doesn't seem to fit with her grim reaper theme; perhaps she's just self conscious? It might have something to do with her eyes; either way it might be more than a little rude to ask. The gray cloaked man eventually noticed that the "angel" had started to fall behind the rest of the group, and the grey cloaked man decided to try and see what Jezhreal was doing.

So is it about to rain? Because if it does my character's "Helicopter" is going to come crashing down.

Nope, how are you feeling Lugruf?

Banned for censoring own speech