Yours Truly

"Can you check for a heartbeat using your hearing? because I have some suspicions that I would love to confirm or deny, and also because that would be very useful for coordinating the usage of medical supplies." The grey cloaked man turned to face the engineer once more, and he said "So... are you enjoying the book?"

"Ah, because I have access to a night infinite supply of the first, made out of any material that I could possibly imagine, except for Antimatter, the last time I tried summoning one I was fined for blowing up a moon, but anyway I have yet another seemingly benign question for you, how good is your hearing?"

"Alright I just have a small question for you, are you a fan of classical literature and piano music?"

Omastar

"Well my name is Solomon, and I am a wizard!". The grey cloaked man rushes to countertop, and says "Shopkeeper, two glasses of hot tea, earl grey with a bit of honey abd milk in ine of them, and make sure to deliver them to me posthaste". The grey cloaked man waits for a few moments, and the shopkeep hands Solomon two bottles filled with an odd liquid. "This is not tea, what am I supposed to do with this?" The shop keeper replied with "It's a potion, you drink it when you're injured". The grey cloaked man snatches the two potions bottles while muttering a thank you, and he hands one to the robotic lady. "Can you analyze this liquid? It might be poisoned".

"Wonderful, you got the Alice in Wonderland reference, you know this is sort of embarrassing, but I seem to have forgotten your name, being electrocuted once and hit in the back of the head twice can do that to a person.".

2/10 Waaay too much pink for me; I prefered your old avatar; that was 9/10 for the awesomeness alone.

Strider, are we in a shop right now? Because I have yet to receive a potion. Edit: Also I just noticed this, shouldn't Visrii's Res stat be 0+2 which is treated as +4 when hit by a magical attack? Double Edit: I am thinking of going to meet a shopkeeper NPC who will give me a potion as opposed to a glass of hot tea, and maybe we should give Kagari one of the bangles as well? I'm in the whole reinforce any potential weaknesses mindset right now.

"I meant the dragon, it's mere existence violates the square-cube law; it should be one long stream of dragon pancake, but it floats through the air, as if gravity was nothing but a suggestion, a mere guideline as opposed to a universal law, but then again I saw a drider walking around, and the hostile stranger managed to break free from the world's weakest hole in space, that and earlier today I saw a woman bring several creatures back to life while carrying a scythe and wearing a mask, and another woman hit a monster with her butt; today has been an odd fever dream for me, I'm just hoping that I won't meet a sharply dressed rabbit carrying a man portable chronometer next."

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"Oh please, if I had wanted to kill you, you would have a rather large hole where the book fell on you, but anyway it has been a rather odd day hasn't it? I mean have you noticed the gravitational anomaly yet? It's really quite interesting".

A book falls on the grey cloaked man's hand. "What? Did you seriously think I was aiming for you?"

Lairon

"It's a comedy, the original was made from papyrus, and it was lost to time; not a lot of people know that Homer had a good sense of humor; although I still prefer Voltaire; the lost book was translated somewhere else, and oh watch out here comes another one."

"Because you're standing next to an idiot?" The grey cloaked man said while smiling widely.

"You do realize that I am going to continue summoning books in your general direction right? So I hope you liked classical literature and dodgeball back when you were in school. Ring, change it to the english translated version; I kind of want to read it now."

"Oh, it's you; well have you at least checked the stranger for weapons other than his halberd? Because everyone who's ready for combat has a weapon in their boots, at least the crazy prepared one's anyway, and he is at least the first one".

The grey cloaked man rushes inside the nearest building and says "Have you seen a man/dragon/robot/mecha/necromancer/etc. Who has either been carrying a crude ring, or who has just been hit by a book?"

The grey cloaked man notices the book falling on the engineer's shoulder, and he rushes towards him while saying. "I guess that's my cue.".

It is specifically written in my character sheet that Solomon likes to mess with people.

"Not a machine robotic one, Librarians, the Librarians of the lost Alexandrian library retrieves the books, and the tears are for the rock, and the gold is for the ring, let me show you how this works." The grey cloaked man shouts "Ring, wherever you are right now summon a single book at my command, something lost that will never be found." The grey cloaked man looks at the robotic woman for a moment. "You like Homer yes? Do you also like comedies? If you do, you will love this". "The Margites, one that has been translated into Latin, anytime now Ring."

"Oh you mean like the dragon, I don't wave my hands, I open a portal to other dimensions, a book shaped portal."

Has gun, will travel