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  1. John Wick on a killing spree is a Litwick.

    1. 5hift

      5hift

      See I can do Pokemon puns too.

    2. doombotmecha

      doombotmecha

      Litwick starts being a jerk: gitwick. litwick gets pixilated: 8-bitwick

    3. Alistair

      Alistair

      Litwick is completely legal: legitwick.

  2. Darkrai confirmed. We are beyond fucked. I thought Pawniard was already available as of episode 15. You can get them in that forest before Calcenon City.
  3. Profit waits for nobody.

    1. Ironbound

      Ironbound

      It'll wait for the auditor all right.

  4. u cennut a kil ze livil 15OO enimys. zey ar tuu stronge.

  5. Alright lets get this lab report done. No distractions. No distractions what so eve- ZZZzzzzzzzz

  6. ayyy status meme time.

  7. Ooookayyyy. College Essay time. *Sits at desk for 5 hours playing Counter Strike* Ok time to sleep.

  8. Playing my first Fire Emblem game. This shit is intense. I sometimes find myself yelling quotes from 300 whenever my team is kicking ass.

  9. Huh... Seemed to have misplaced the Up-Grade on my Reborn save but weird thing is I have 2 on my Rejuv save... Coincidence? >.>

    1. Motomiya

      Motomiya

      your rejuv character snatched that shit up

    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Dammit 5hift, stop stealing my stuff.

    3. Motomiya

      Motomiya

      i guess you could say that uh,

      he _shifted_ your shit

      :]

  10. Captain Eevee #confirmed

  11. Instead of working on a bio lab report I'm playing Showdown. Procrastination at its finest.

    1. BIGJRA

      BIGJRA

      heh actually same

  12. You can never have hot without cold. You can never have light without dark. You can never have good without evil. You can never have ice cream without sprinkles. If you do you're a fucking degenerate and I hate you.

    1. Motomiya

      Motomiya

      LOOOOL this went 0-10000000 real fast

    2. Combat

      Combat

      This kind of sounds like the intro to Dark Souls.

    3. Cobalt996

      Cobalt996

      Following Tchibana's evidence, and your logic, Sprinkles is the absence of Ice Cream. :3

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  13. I love torturing myself by watching Gordon Ramsey cook while I'm starving.

  14. South Park Season 20 HYYYYYYPE

  15. A black hole just engulfed my local power plant. Ikaru was that you?

    1. Ikaru

      Ikaru

      ...Alright, that one may have been my fault. Sorry.

    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Man... How am I supposed to join in on this meme train without energy?

  16. Power just went out... Ikaru was that you?

    1. Ikaru

      Ikaru

      lending your energy to me is strictly optional there's no way that was me

  17. Drifloon pls...

    1. 5hift

      5hift

      HOLY SHIT YES.

  18. TFW You accidentally yell CUNT aloud while the principal is walking by and she doesn't even care.

    1. DW~

      DW~

      Which school is this? Sounds pretty chill if you'd ask me

    2. 5hift

      5hift

      Its actually a pretty prestigious and progressive school.

      I got kicked out of class once for complaining about PC culture.

    3. Sutoratosu

      Sutoratosu

      "Oh please, you hopeless little scrub. I've heard far worse tossed my way here, try again when you've got some more skill"

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  19. Apple is literally being run by Neanderthals now.

    1. 5hift

      5hift

      Gee thanks Apple, I sure love having to charge my headphones every 5 hours.

      Ooops I lost one. Guess I'll have to buy another.

    2. Bluewolf

      Bluewolf

      You seem upset. You know what you need? A thinner phone!!!

    3. Neo

      Neo

      How you gon' complain about the battery life of a product that's no available yet?

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  20. Fuck yeah, female Chespin.

  21. Crunch-munch! Chew-chew! Snuffle-Slurp!

  22. PULVERIZING PANCAAAAKE. FUCK YOUUUUU DONALD TRUMPAMON.

    1. Combat

      Combat

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that.

  23. Better get started on that lab report... *Looks at watch* [9:50] I guess I can squeeze in another mission in Warframe.

    1. doombotmecha

      doombotmecha

      same, but in miniature. a small article, but still a chance for procrastination all the same

  24. Never gamble on a burp.

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