Parody a scene.

[Magus543]

3 minutes ago, nhehvnukl said:

How is that related to Twitter? 

Whoops, i rewrote the joke and forgot to delete that part. 

 

 

Here is the original one if you are curious.

 

Angie: it's time i revealed who i really am...

 

MC: You're Indriad possessing Anju aren't you? 

 

Indriad: How did you know?

 

MC: I saw your tweet.

 

Lol

 

Possessed annoying wannabe preacher lady.

 

 

Indriad: I gotta lay off social media, being a DJ really did a number on me. 

[Kyublivion]

Player: Pokemon Pranks! With Friends!

Player: Steelix Go! Use Metal Sound.

Ren: *knocks on his robot chest making a hollow sound*

Reina: What the fuck
 

[Magus543]

MC: Hey do you want to play the floor is lava?

 

Alice and Allen: That sounds fun!

 

MC: Tyranitar use Magma Drift.

 

Alice and Allen: TOO LITERAL!!!!!!!!

[Kyublivion]

Player: walking down the street in grand dream and finds a clothing shop I just had a terrible idea.

later

Madame X: Muahaha, now player its time for us to.. what the hell are you wearing?

Player: wearing an ungodly assortment of clothes that do not match at ALL Its my ass kicking outfit BITCH!

[Magus543]

Checking out the groups GDC apartment. 

 

MC: Wow nice blanket, it's weighted.

 

Melia: What's that? You sleep with a weighted blanket? I sleep with all the crushing weight of my failures and shortcomings.

 

(Somewhere in nightmare city Zetta materializes.)

 

 

 

[Kyublivion]

Madame X: Pokemon Pranks, with Friends!

Madame X: Aeigslash go! use Slash.

Madame X: Kills our mother Its supper effective.

Player: sorrowful and enraged screaming

[Magus543]

After Venam comes back from being turned to stone.

 

Venam: So guys, i notice you guys look in a lot of hurt.

 

Melia: Oh, MC attacked us all with his Pokemon. 

 

Venam: WHAT?!

 

MC: WAIT, let's talk about the context.

 

Aelita: I took a dark pulse to the chest after i saw all my pokemon faint. Your Hydreigon hits like a wrecking ball, just thinking about it is going to be painful. 

 

Melia: After that, your Blaziken punched me in the face with a force that i'm guessing was over twelve hundred pounds? I think that was my very first experience with traumatic brain injury MC.

 

Venam: (In a deadly voice) MC...

 

Erin, Alice, Allen: That's the first we heard of this. (starts glowing gold.) Have a good explanation.

 

MC: I swear there is a perfectly good explanation. Just let m-

 

Reina: Your Mimikyu broke a couple of my bones back at the pyramid. It was like when Cous-

 

MC: Yeah, we don't need to hear about your weird family again. 

 

Reina: What about you Huey?

 

Huey: Huh? Oh no, i'm cool, i just tripped while MC was going crazy on everyone else. I think i lucked out.

 

Melia: You know, Pokemon can get better quickly and with no cost. I think someone has to pay our hospital bills.

 

(Everyone glares at MC.)

 

MC: Hey look... i'mneededatthedepartmentstore. (Runs away.) 

 

Later:

 

Guard: Sorry no one is allowed past this floor without stamps.

 

Team Melia:...

 

MC: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA, for once the Stamp system isn't some bullshit and is helpful. 

 

Cashier: Are you going to buy something or not?

 

[Kyublivion]

Player: Pokemon Pranks! With Friends!

Player: Dragonite go! Use Hyperbeam!

Ren: laser blasts reaper gardevoir
 

Player: its super effective! 

[MhicKy]

[Melia and Venam having "sweet time" at the suites at 2AM]
MC: [Kicks door open]
Venam: WHATAHELL DUDE!!
Melia: MC?! WHAT YOU DOING?!
MC: Listen LISTEN, this is important!
Venam: Dude! GET-OUT!!
Melia: Wait wait, it must be important if he felt the need to kick the door open.. What is it?
MC: OK, so.. I woke up feeling the munchies and I went to the kitchen and you wouldn't believe what I found..
Melia: Oh my.. Did the twins ate frozen raw food again?! We gotta bring them to the hosp-
MC: NO!! I found enough ingredients to make Mac'n'Cheese!! You guys in?!
Melia: .. Uh.. You kicked our door.. At 2 in the morning.. While we were doing.. Well.. Just to tell us that you can make Mac'n'Cheese?.. Are you insa-
Venam: I'm in
Melia: DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM!!!
Venam: Sorry, Melia, MC is on to something here, gotta go
Melia: At least put some clothes o-
[Door shuts]
Melia: ........ F**k this Imma go sleep..
[Couple hours late]
Rodhea: Yo, I'm smelling something ni-
[Spots MC and Venam eating Mac'n'Cheese in the kitchen]
Rodhea: ... Why is she naked?

[Crimson_Mc_Black]

Madame X: You cannot defeat me MC!

MC: This coming from the dumb fuck juice drinking bitch that fell in a trap door set up by like an 8 year old?

Everyone: . _. 

Melia: "WHEEEEEEEZZEEEEEE"

Madame X:Listen here you little shit. (Applies Burn Heal)

Edited May 5, 2020 by Crimson_Mc_Black

[MhicKy]

[At Mount Valor before fighting Gaera and Zetta]
Melia: Come on MC! We gotta save Nim! We must hurry!
MC: Oh shit, hold on, my team has a bad matchup against them, BRB!!
Melia: Wha-?! We don't have time! Nim is right the-
[MC f**ks off]
Melia: MOTHERFFFFFFFFFF.. *inhale* ok..
Gaera: Yo! Where is he going?!
Melia: i swear to arceus this nig- He is going to breed perfect IV pokemons so he can defeat you guys..
Zetta: ... So.. Are we just gonna wait for him?..
Gaera:
 

[Magus543]

Flora: Everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.

 

MC: Flora.

 

Flora: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

 

[Node15]

[Inside Team Xen HQ]

Madame X: So you failed to get the Jewel of Life? 

Lady with Beheeyem: Indeed the Braixen and Adam managed to defeat me. 

Madame X draws her sword

Lady with Beheeyem: Wait, wait we can time travel right?  So then why don't we just go back and try and succeed this time.

Madame X: No we've already failed once and so trying again is pointless. 

Madame X points sword at Lady with Beheeyem

Lady with Beheeyem: You need Melia for your plan to work right? Well then let's go back and capture her. 

Madame X:  No the plot demands that were not allowed to Time Travel until the Coronavirus had ended.

Lady with Beheeyem: That's dumb. 

Madame X: YOU THINK THAT PUTTING THE WHOLE WORLD IN DANGER BEFORE I GET TO TAKE OVER IT IS DUMB.  Puts sword through Lady with Beheeyem.

 

 

[Kyublivion]

Madame X: You better watch out, You better watch out, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

[Magus543]

Madam X: Anything to report?

Nastasia: Melia is dead.

 

Madam X: AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!!! "violently throws a tantrum and starts slashing a random console" Anything else?

 

Nastasia: We were broadcasting this live to the entire Aevium region. You're now an internet meme.

 

Madam X: DAMN IT!!!

[Kyublivion]

Madame X: ah alone at last... Click "AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!

Nastasia: Madame X?

Madame X: Give me one good reason i shouldnt kill you right now.

Nastasia: Pff, you cant afford to kill me and you know it.

[Crimson_Mc_Black]

Ren: Syther go!

 

Later

 

Ren: Use fury cutter

Ren:  (Vigoursly slashes through Geara's glitched out body)

Geara: wHat THeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee FUUUUUUUckckuenkjbyefkabhvfjdsgrvu

Ren: It's super effective

Madame X off in the distance: Who the FUCK replaced my sword with a Nerf sword!?

Ren: Oh no she noticed

Edited May 9, 2020 by Crimson_Mc_Black

[SmilodonLady]

*The Mc can be seen going over a large packet of papers as Melia and Venam enter*

Melia: Mc, what are you filling out?

Mc: My life insurance policy, apparently I'm worth 500,000 dollars.

Venam: Isn't it a little soon for you to be worrying about dying?

Mc: I dunno you tell me, after all I've at least died twice that I can remember and I suspect a third time that I can't.

Venam: Fair enough.

Melia: But, why are you going through your life insurance policy?

Mc: To make y'alls beneficiaries of course, I was thinking about cashing in on my life insurance since ya'know I come back to life when I die.

Melia: That's insurance fraud!

Venam: I'm listening.

Mc: I'll change my name to Player Name or PN for short. And you each get 100,000 dollars. Also, not fraud if you actually die.

Melia: I can't stop you Mc, but this is going to come back and bite you in the ass.

Mc: We'll see about that…

 

*Mc yeets self off of the balcony the next day, and becomes PN.*

 

*Somewhere off in v13+ content

PN is being held by sword point by Madame X*

 

Madame X: Was it worth it?

PN: What are you talking about?

Madame X: Jumping off that building.

PN: Yes? What are you getting at?

Madame X: It would be a real shame if that was your last death.

PN: Shiiit…

*PN gets stabbed*

PN: Dammit Melia… you were right… *dies*

*PN doesn't come back to life. As the world proceeds to end as predicted once the interceptor dies permanently.*

 

[Magus543]

" MC defeats a tough villain with rigged fields and pokemon buffs. "

 

MC: YES, i did it!

 

Venam: GO MELIA!!!!!

 

Aelita: YOU"RE THE BEST MELIA!!!!

 

Ren: I wish i was as cool as you.

 

Kanon: Marry me.

 

Venam: NO! Marry me.

 

Valerie: You're so cool.

 

Team Xen: Curse you Melia!!! And your good looks!!!!!! Our cheap clone of you wasn't even half as good as you.

 

Zetta: HEY!

 

Karrina: Sure you broke some of my bones, but i love you too. 

 

Melia: Shucks it was nothing.

 

Everyone gathers and picks Melia up as they chant her name.

 

 

MC: "Crawls into a troubled fetal position." Well at least my Pokemon like me. 

[Kyublivion]

Player: Some kids have Crushes.

Player: Some Adults have Significant Others.

Player: Me? I have Depression. 

[Magus543]

Madam X: Have you celebrated mother's day?

 

MC: Yes, you would be surprised how much life insurance mom left me. I guess being a former idol really paid off.

 

Madam X: ... You take all the fun out of being evil. 

 

MC: And you're a joke. When was the last time you were scary? You got tricked by a little girl, you lost a fight with a joke robot, and you fell to your own trap back at blacksteeple.

 

Madam X: How dare...

 

MC: And you named your sword after anime. You hack.

 

Melia: Now if you excuse us, we have to fight actual threats, like Team Anti-Assist.

 

Venam: THOSE MONSTERS!!!

(group leaves)

Madam X: ...........................

 

Ren: (whispers to Nastasia) Got that entire exchange on video.

[Kyublivion]

11 hours ago, Magus543 said:

Madam X: Have you celebrated mother's day?

 

MC: Yes, you would be surprised how much life insurance mom left me. I guess being a former idol really paid off.

 

Madam X: ... You take all the fun out of being evil. 

 

MC: And you're a joke. When was the last time you were scary? You got tricked by a little girl, you lost a fight with a joke robot, and you fell to your own trap back at blacksteeple.

 

Madam X: How dare...

 

MC: And you named your sword after anime. You hack.

 

Melia: Now if you excuse us, we have to fight actual threats, like Team Anti-Assist.

 

Venam: THOSE MONSTERS!!!

(group leaves)

Madam X: ...........................

 

Ren: (whispers to Nastasia) Got that entire exchange on video.

Madame X: You delete that RIGHT NOW! I will NOT be upstaged by those Anti-Assist COWARDS!

Kieran: Uploaded, saved, and already Trending.

Madame X: GOD DAMN IT!

I hope you dont mind me adding onto it

[Magus543]

4 hours ago, Kyublivion said:

Madame X: You delete that RIGHT NOW! I will NOT be upstaged by those Anti-Assist COWARDS!

Kieran: Uploaded, saved, and already Trending.

Madame X: GOD DAMN IT!

I hope you dont mind me adding onto it

It's cool. more cool than Angie's ice skating ring.

[Kyublivion]

Player: You know that this means...

Melia: Team death match?

Player: Team Death match.

Madame X: Team Death Match?!
 

Player: Team Death match.

Aelita: Team Death Match!

Player: Team Death match.

Totally Not Freya: Team Death Match.

everyone dies

Madame X: Well... that was-

Totally Not Freya: Shh Shh Shh Shhhhhhh, One more.

Madame X; I-

Dramatic music starts

Madame X: Oh are you serious?!

Totally Not Freya: .........................TEAM DEATH MATCH!

[Aphelli]

I've got a really stupid idea... (atop Eclysia Pyramid)

 

Ren: Stop talking as if you've already won! We're still here and we will stop you!

Flora: But... I've already won? There's nothing else for you. As I speak, the Judicial building is being taken over by my loyal followers. It won't be long until Grand Dream City is completely under my control. Perhaps, if you sacrificed your three friends you desperately tried to save and stayed in the city... Things would have been different.

Ren: I don't even know what to say to you... I've never met someone so far gone... So disconnected of her humanity.

MC: As you met Nastasia and Madame X, he's saying something.

Ren: MC, it's not really the moment.

Flora: Whatever, it doesn't matter.

 

MC: It totally does! Just because you're worse than Madame X doesn't mean you can't be reasoned with. You just need the right chips.

Flora: Always a pain in the neck, MC. You and Erin. Thank the heavens that bitch actually blew up with the Ball.

Aelita, threateningly: What did you just say?

MC: Whoa, everyone calm down, I'm sure we can find a compromise. Or kick Flora's ass through proxy, whatever.

Huey: Can we do that in fifteen minutes?

Ren: Sure we can. Reina, got my back?

 

MC: Guys, it's Flora we're talking about. She has a contingency plan even if we win. I'd rather we bargained.

Flora: I don't care, I already won.

MC: Hear out my offer, still.

Flora: Fine, it suits me to see you waste time.

MC: You relent within thirty seconds, and I don't blow you up.

Flora: Don't try to bluff, it looks pathetic.

MC: Fine. (Heavy silence, then ephemeral boom through the loudspeakers in Ryland's mouth -- The Forgotten Prince falls limp) There goes Bladestar HQ. Aelita, mind guiding Ryland to the panel? He looks kinda out of it.

Ren: What exactly happened?

MC: We set up bombs at the Bladestar HQ. After I patiently explained Erin that wanting to take Flora down by herself was idiotically self-indulgent, she came up with amazing plans to smuggle explosives. It was actually so easy I kind of pity Flora. Her grunts really were morons.