BIGJRA 133 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Let's see... 5 years ago was 7th grade was when I met the one guy currently in our friend group who I loathe. I guess telling myself to avoid him would work but somehow I feel the fate of being mutually close to his inflated-ego would be unavoidable. Link to post Share on other sites
Eviora 159 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Watch Game of Thrones. You'll get used to the blood. Link to post Share on other sites
Alchemia Chan 0 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 "Don't get so full of yourself you little runt. Shit's about to get nasty for the next 5 years.~" Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted November 15, 2016 Global Mods Share Posted November 15, 2016 Maybe I'd link myself from 2011 the Reborn website so I could take on the PO league when it was still active. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 "Deployment soon. You'll be fine. When you get back, don’t become armorer. job is voluntary, you can refuse. it's best that you do" Link to post Share on other sites
Guzam 40 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Just fuck my shit up fam. Link to post Share on other sites
Sin! 17 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Don't do stupid shit. Also if you somehow develop a crush for someone, don't do awkward shit. Link to post Share on other sites
ZEL 349 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 "Keep a diary. It'll make it easier for me to remember you." Trying to save my past self from anything to come sounds like a recipe for disaster. Not even gonna attempt. But I really, truly wish they had written down more about their feelings back then. Something tangible to replace my lost memories. Link to post Share on other sites
InnocentSerenity 32 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 "You're gonna realize the world isn't as bad as you think it is. Just smile and be happy with what's given to you." Link to post Share on other sites
DerogatoryTrainer 323 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Tell him to go to Cincinnati zoo on May 28th 2016 at 3:55pm and throw a kid into the gorilla enclosure. Link to post Share on other sites
HughJ 5 Posted November 15, 2016 Author Share Posted November 15, 2016 Tell him to go to Cincinnati zoo on May 28th 2016 at 3:55pm and throw a kid into the gorilla enclosure. Don't make Harambe into a grandfather paradox Link to post Share on other sites
Gyaradoskiller 4 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 "You know that thing called the internet? Don't get consumed in it." Link to post Share on other sites
Lightp 5 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Buy bitcoin stocks and enjoy your rich life buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
Rot8er_ConeX 1 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 "20July2016. Do not let your parents talk to hers. Stop being afraid of Mom, and stand up for your own happiness." 2011 me wouldn't know who the her in this message means. We didn't meet until 2014. If he/I remembered this message on the fateful day, he/I probably wouldn't have even waited until the event to follow the advice. He/I might have even turned the Dinner of Doom around by actually lashing out when Mom made her accusations. Now, if I could send myself back in time, I would. I'd let events play out as they did in reality, but when they drove back to "rescue" me, future!me would swoop in to replace past!me. Link to post Share on other sites
DemICE 230 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 140 characters? Thats a lot of numbers from many different lotterirs around the world. I would plan it so the dates and places are pretty spread out to avoid unwanted attention. If the above is done, who cares if I have failed almost all my classes and officially at my 10th year in uni? I would leave some space for a side note to be more serious about learning programming cuz of stuff I will want to do in the future. And since I would have more time for myself since I will not have to work, to start a good program of exercise and healthy yet tasty diet to preserve my awesome self for eons to come Link to post Share on other sites
NatJones 11 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Don't do handstands, you will tear a ligament in your leg Link to post Share on other sites
Adventurer 1 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 Offcourse I would. Dump your current gf. When you get to know that new woman studing in Japan say that you love her at the right time. When you are f****** her so hard that she kisses you. DON'T buy that blue truck. It's engine is not okay! That. If all those things go good then my life probably would have been better. And it's not that I'm not over that girl who studied in Japan. But damn, that was one fine woman... 9,5/10 if I have to rate her. Link to post Share on other sites
Vinny 27 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 "do your homework you piece of shit." Link to post Share on other sites
PedroHenrique 7 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 You should... Um... Exercise a little bit more. Edit: Confess to your crush on the last day of school, so you don't get embarassed everytime she sees you. Link to post Share on other sites
Tacos 205 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 I'm a firm believer in the butterfly effect and that even the smallest of changes in my behavior 5 years ago will in the end drastically alter my future so I can't say I'd really want to leave any message. But for the hell of it, if it somehow could just not drastically my life today, I'd say this. You're gonna meet a guy online in about 1-2 years don't give him a chance at all he'll just fuck you up dude. Link to post Share on other sites
Arkhi 199 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 "Talk less." "Smile more." Link to post Share on other sites
Wendel 13 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 "Yer dad's gon' die, don't be a shithead on the 28th, don't tell him you hate him. Ya piece of shit." Link to post Share on other sites
mde2001 236 Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Ask for help earlier. Link to post Share on other sites
Eloquent Liar 1 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Bad grades aren't worth trying to take your life. It gets better. Link to post Share on other sites
Zey 1 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 See all those school friends you have? Just stick with that one. No, not that one with the blonde hair, the dude. Yeah him. TW#1 He will spend all your money on alcohol but he's the most tolerable of the bunch. You're lifelong friends with him. Cherish it. TW#2 Sincerely, Five years later Zey Link to post Share on other sites
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