Which status condition can YOU handle for the rest of your life?

[ArmoredGuardian]

Which status could you handle for the rest of your life?? Pick ONE and explain ;D

Sleep

Paralysis

Freeze

Poison

Burn

Confusion

Infatuation

Sleep- You'll always fall asleep every 15 mins. Takes about 1-2 hours to wake up.

Paralysis- Can barely walk and pick up things. Sometimes you feel numb for short periods of time.

Freeze- You're always cold and can never generate enough heat to warm you up.

Poison- You're posioned and you need to take an antidote every 10-30 mins, but the poison comes back.

Burn- You're always hot and you have to take Ice Baths 3 times a day to prevent your body from overheating.

Confusion- Memory loss and can never do a job perfectly without help. Sometimes you can become clumsy for long periods of time.

Infatuation- Always fall in love.Can never stay in a relationship because you're always in love with a different person everyday. Gets depressed when rejected.

[Ironbound]

I'll pick Confused. Also Flinched, because I'm cringing from looking at this and imagining myself suffering from any of 'em.

EDIT: no longer confused after you made the inclusion. It's just as terrible, and I'm not going to choose what cripples me. I'm now even more devoutly thankful that I have a healthy mind in a healthy body. I'm still cringing from this though.

[Jiggle]

Are we just going to ignore the fact that burn also causes the victim to lose half of it's physical damage, paralyzed victims lose 3/4 of their speed and has a 25% chance to do nothing, and that frozen victims are unable to move?

Edited June 28, 2016 by Jiggle

[mde2001]

Out of those ones I guess sleep, but none of them would be bearable.

[ArmoredGuardian]

Ok added confusion and I'll touch up on some of the statuses so they'll be more bearable.

Are we just going to ignore the fact that burn also causes the victim to lose half of it's physical damage, paralyzed victims lose 3/4 of their speed and has a 25% chance to do nothing, and that frozen victims are unable

Yes we will.

[Honchy]

I would go with sleep, because I love to sleep :3

[ShadowStar]

Probably Confusion. I'm already the biggest klutz I know. However, memory loss would be a pain in the butt... :/

[Amethyst]

Confusion- Memory loss and can never do a job perfectly without help. Sometimes you can become clumsy for long periods of time.

yeah this is basically already me.

[Ice Cream Sand Witch]

You missed infatuation.

And like others have said, confusion is already me pretty much. I literally forgot that gravity exists before.

[Drymus]

I mean, I already sleep a lot...

In comparison, all the others seem horrible...

[Zargerth]

Does the poison cause any symptoms, other than death if not cured? I mean, does it cause pain or such? What about the antidote, is it easy or difficult to obtain and use?

[Debojit97]

I am always sleepy....so 'sleep' will be helpful for me.I will eat and do the necessary things in 15 minutes and then forget about everything and go to sleep.

But what will happen if I always hold a Chesto berry?

[Ojama Yellow]

I mean I already get burned at least five times a day so

[Masquerain]

The 1st one sounds a lot like narcolepsy... no thanks on that one.

I may already suffer some consequences of confusion so I guess that one's it. Close call between that and paralysis

[FairFamily]

Probably confusion or poison, Confusion because I already have poor memory and I'm clumsy as hell, poison sounds quite easy to deal with exceot at night which I could stop with an infuse.

[Lord Bagel]

I would go with freeze and make a living going to areas that are so extremely hot no on else would willingly do the same. It would be uncomfortable but I get full mental and physical freedom at least

[RudeStyle]

sleep. Easy life. Just perma sleep

Edited June 28, 2016 by RudeStyle

[Tartar]

Freeze

Sure I'll have to wear winter clothing permanently and probably have some sort of heating device on me (besides my phone while playing games...) but otherwise it doesn't affect my life significantly compared to the other conditions.

[ArmoredGuardian]

Okay I added Infatuation!!!

[YoshiofRedemption]

I would say freeze. It might help during the hot summer, and I would have an excuse to carry around my favorite blankets wherever I go.

[Skeleton]

confusion because thats pretty much how i live already

[Jmanultrax1]

sleep please

[Combat]

Paralysis. Why you might ask?

Sure it would suck to be confined to a wheel chair, but I'm not someone who wants to do a psychical job for the rest of my life. My mind is my tool.

[Strider]

I would hate to have any of these, but I think Freeze would be the one that I could put up with.

Sleep would take too much of my time.

Paralysis would leave me feeling powerless, and I'm not comfortable with that.

For poison, it's not clear whether the poison would kill me, but as long as the antidote were readily available, this might be on par with Freeze.

Burn would be pretty bad...I don't want to overheat and hurt anyone.

Confusion would let people lie to me, and make me too dependent on others

Infatuation:I don't want to deal with lifelong depression.

[Joker]

Freeze because I'm already cold and dead inside!