Galloping Gabriel is one of the most bizarre criminals, if he could even be considered a criminal. He doesn’t attack people (or other animals), steal or vandalize property, drive while drunk, or do illegal drugs. He breaks into houses while the residents are away and puts tape measures in their refrigerators.
Gabriel makes his “deliveries” in his neighborhood, on the first Saturday of every month. Tomorrow happens to be the first Saturday of this month.
Gabriel is thrilled. Not only because of tomorrow, but also because due to the fact that he got an A on his physics test. Gabriel was