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One day in Sunday School, the teacher was quizzing the students on the Bible. In the back row, one little boy was poking the girl in front of him with a pencil.
Teacher: Who created the universe?
*boy pokes girl with pencil*
Girl: My God!
Teacher: Very good! Now who was the son of God?
*poke*
Girl: Jesus Christ!
Teacher: Excellent! Now what did Eve say to Adam after they had their 16th child?
*poke*
Girl: If you poke me with that thing one more time I'll rip it in half!