Skullkin 14 Posted June 13, 2015 Share Posted June 13, 2015 Hang him by his own entrails. Link to post Share on other sites
The Mistress 0 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 Throw him at a Hydreigon! <3 Then sit and smile while the dragon baby fights amongst their three heads and proceeds to play tug of war with his body parts! c: Fern makes me so unhappy omg Link to post Share on other sites
Veterans Azeria 390 Posted July 14, 2015 Veterans Share Posted July 14, 2015 Ignore him, he'll have enough of it eventually and leave us alone. Link to post Share on other sites
Gaunt 4 Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Ignore him, he'll have enough of it eventually and leave us alone. That's not a "death" so it doesn't count...wait are you one of those Fern fans? A plushie for you! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Have him eat my special Wasteland-flavored cake! It's like a Nasty Patty in cake form. Or give him Mystery Food X. Link to post Share on other sites
BlackMage 0 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Keep Fern locked in a small room with Misty's Psyduck until he dies by staring at it forever. Link to post Share on other sites
Polished_eevee 0 Posted August 25, 2015 Share Posted August 25, 2015 I want him to be jumped by a thug and have his eyes gouged out by a knife Link to post Share on other sites
Froiky 3 Posted August 26, 2015 Share Posted August 26, 2015 Sick either Cain or Terra on him. I think that would work quite well. Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow Tack 2 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 Make fern and bizzaro flame play Super smash brothers melee, make his only opponent be bizarro flame, Cut off a toe every time fern loses, gouge his eyes out when he has no more toes and make him eat his toes and eyes, then cut off each of his fingers and force feed him those, and then break his skull open with a gamecube. (and since gamecubes are prett much indestructable keep using the gamecube) Link to post Share on other sites
timbla 2 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I'd throw Fern back to the Nuzleaf trap and let him rot there, while being guarded by a vicious bear :>. Revenge, sweet revenge :3! Link to post Share on other sites
FlutterSHINE 0 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I want Fern to fall on a spike, impaling him and making him feed the fishies. Link to post Share on other sites
Caz 915 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I would feed Fern poisonous plants and watch him choke and die on his own name. Such a poetic way to die. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I would pull the Chinese water torture on him and make him starve to death at the same time. Link to post Share on other sites
K_H 7 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 How about this one: In the final battle against him, your Pokemon knocks his last Pokemon into him, knocking them both into the wall, mortally wounding Fern. In a stroke of Irony, he lands right in a Potted Plant when he falls down from there, and it turns out to be a fern. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 30, 2015 Share Posted August 30, 2015 Burn his legs down to the bone while implanting maggots and burrowing things under his skin. Then inject acid into his face and keep him awake. Link to post Share on other sites
Jacobliterator 2 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Trap him in a room with 100 very agitated Electrodes. Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Link to post Share on other sites
cmdemension 1 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 lets do something very embarissing use 100s of magikarps torture him using splash atk on him until he dies Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Have a Wailord Body Slam him to death. Link to post Share on other sites
There was only one 0 Posted August 31, 2015 Share Posted August 31, 2015 Upon getting all of the ancient gems or something Fern enters one of the gates scattered all around reborn KILLING HIM IN THE MOST GRUESOME WAY POSSIBLE!! #pigswag #pigswag #pigswag Link to post Share on other sites
Alaris 85 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Create an Anti-Fern. Put both of them in the same room. Wait. Link to post Share on other sites
Mykaeru 0 Posted September 2, 2015 Share Posted September 2, 2015 Push him into the toxic lake. Simple and efficient. And funny. Cause it's Fern. And Fern is a bad guy. Link to post Share on other sites
AuthorReborn 8 Posted September 3, 2015 Share Posted September 3, 2015 Slice off his arms and then dangle him from his toes off a cliff with no way to get back up. Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted September 8, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 8, 2015 make a rap about him that's so fire it engulfs him in flames fern top of his class in the trainer school, but he'll never learn grass team, so he's susceptible to burn trying to impress his sister cuz she's always so stern so sour he makes your stomach churn cheats in battle, he won't wait his turn no one would miss him if he left, it'd be of no concern in fact, it's what many of us yearn he's more of an asshole than harry's uncle vern Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted September 10, 2015 Share Posted September 10, 2015 hit the five knuckle shuffle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nubSOBcFYpY followed by an attitude adjustment then finally Link to post Share on other sites
Chevaleresse 40 Posted September 14, 2015 Share Posted September 14, 2015 Thread moved to Reborn City. Link to post Share on other sites
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