Corrupt Wish Game

[Guest]

Granted, i get a pizza from a flavor that i don't like. But since i'm also the genie this time i use my magical powers to make the pizza turn into a flavor that i like.

I wish for mosquitos to stop trying to suck my blood while i sleep.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted they now make loud and obnoxious mating noise when you try and sleep.

I wish for the safety of Bols and his family.

[TurboAura]

Done, but the way you protected them ended up killing you, whil making everyone forget you.

I wish I invented a Virtual-Reality System. (Come on, Do something original with the results of THAT!)

[Deleted User]

Granted, but some hackers are able to hack into peoples minds and more or less hypnotize them for a limited amount of time.

I wish I knew what I know now when I was younger.

[Cornerman]

granted; but this creates a paradox because everytime you get as old as you're now

you know something more so you cant live longer than how old your now and wich time it's now.

(You basically time travel back to your younger self and take over his body)

Now it's time to devious

I wish that my computer would explode

(what could go wrong, with a corrupt explosion(not explode)?)

[Etesian]

Granted, but all other computers on Earth blow up as well and everyone on Earth knows it's your fault.

I wish someone would make their own wish in the same sentence they use to corrupt this wish.

[Cornerman]

granted your wish gets so corrupted my wish for world domination free snacks also gets corrupted

But how is up to the next person

[Bluewolf]

Granted, but the experiation date for those snacks were 7 years ago.

I want a cute bunny that fits in your palm

[Cornerman]

granted but it never wants to sit on your arm

I wish the same as Bluewolf ^

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted. In exchange you must hand me your palms.

I wish for a cute palm tree can can fit in your bunny.

[ShatteredSkys]

Ok

You get your palm tree but it doesn't fit in the bunny your thinking of

i don't want to take the SATs

[iowayshay]

ok. but without your SAT scores you have no hope of furthering ur education. have fun workin at Walmart. ;D

I wish I was a genie.

[Bluewolf]

Granted, but no one rubs your bottle.

I wish my room was already clean.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but if you move even the slightest thing, boom avalanche.

I wish for ramen.

[Aurorix]

You get ramen but its been sitting on the counter for the last month

I want to learn magic

[Bluewolf]

Granted, however your are burned at the stake for witch crimes.

I wish I could see without my glasses.

[Cornerman]

Granted you can see without glasses but with a lense in

I want to get a present wich doen't suck,explode,poison me,defect,broken, or easily destroyable.....pls

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but you Grandpa beats you up and won custody of your present.

I wish Vanilluxe got Refrigerate as its HA.

[Deleted User]

Granted, but it looses Boom.

I wish I didn't decide to grow an Octobeard.

[Cornerman]

Granted but you did get a octopus with a (fake) beard

I want a Nice,loveable,gamer+anime girlfriend

pls

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but she's 2D (aka fictional).

I wish I can leave the filthy 3D world and to go the 2D world with the waifu.

[Cornerman]

granted you go to the magnificent 2d 8-bit world

Enjoy your stay (I'm srry)

I wish for PWB to return to the 3d world, to us

Edited October 15, 2014 by Cornerman

[Bluewolf]

Granted, but the energy used to come into the 3d world is too powerful and throws them into the 3 dimension.

I want unlimited poptarts.

[Aurorix]

Ok, but every tart is moldy, squishy, and poisonous.

I want to go into any video game I wanted and be the protagonist!

[iowayshay]

Okay, but your game is super glitchy and your programmers are lazy procrastinators.

I WISH FOR A HAREM OF CUTE, STRAIGHT, 23~ YEAR OLD MEN.

(ha. i thought of everything this time.)