Corrupt Wish Game

[Absol-lutelty awesome!]

Wait wut!? How the f*** did you manage that? XD

Granted. You now... Have... A microwave that isn't on fire... But... Hmm... Doesn't cook anything!

[Guest]

I wish absol didn't forget to make a wish

I wish i wasn't so indecisive about which class to use in RPGs

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but you can never decide on a name.

I wish I'd git gud.

Edited September 13, 2014 by personwithbanana9870

[Wendel]

Granted but someone stole your banana and your title of Pope

I wish I had a pizza

[Amber132]

Granted. You get a delicious pizza. Unfortunately, you also get a stomachache, so you can't eat your pizza. For extra points, you are forced to give the pizza to your annoying younger sibling.

I wish I was an accomplished violinist.

[Cornerman]

Granted but you can never stop playing how hard you even try,

I wish to be put in the pokemon world, with 1 billion money

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted, you were put in the middle of the ocean with overly protective Sharpedo mamis and their babies.

I wish for peace on Mars.

[Cornerman]

Granted, a peace treaty between all marshans where signed but now that they know each other better they hate each other more

and the one who came up with the idea for this stupid peace treaty, namely you.

Poof me to the mainland away from the sharpedo pls (look at the post above wish granter)

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted, you've been poofed to a remote island with a nice, relaxing beach; just ignore the landsharpedos protecting their young and you should be- oh wait, they've noticed you.

gg

Give me the charm of your generic male anime protagonist.

[Valiant_VII]

Granted but there are no girls to add to your harem.

I wish I had an easier time finding a job. These real world problems, man.

[Cornerman]

-Throws a couple of papers at him-

full with job aplications, but written in french.

GET THOSE LANDSHARPEDO'S AWAY FROM ME stupid evolution, stupid twrilling bunny man

(Look at above posts)

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted, THEY HAVE EVOLVED EVEN FURTHER TO AIRSHARPEDOS YOU ARE DOOM, and you know who's controlling them, Mr. Stupid Twirling Bunny Man.

I wish more Gekkan Shoukjo Nozaki-kun that are as good as it is now.

[Cornerman]

Granted, you get them but something seems off about them

There looking at you..............................................They constantly want to hug you and dont let loose ^-^

Alright Someone just took over the pokemon world with flying sharpedo I'm done, SEE YA LATER SHITLORDS

I wish that I was teleported back to the human world with my 1 billion money convertedd to euro's

[Amber132]

Granted, but the Sharpedos are teleported back with you. They eat you and take your money. SEE YA LATER, SHARPEDO LUNCH.

I wish I was able to stop playing violin when I want to.

[Cornerman]

huh...huh... I escaped... by hitting it on its nose...thats their only design flaw..

Granted, you can stop playing whenever you want but you cant play as well anymore

you are back to your originals violin playing skills hah serves you right for bringing the sharpedo with me and not just leaving the money behind

I anticipated my last wish outcome wrong

I wish that all these sharpedo and all their bullshit are gone 4EVER...ever..ever..ever

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted, then have a very aggressive pack of tyranitars.

I wish I can finish all homework and stuff by Thursday.

Edited September 24, 2014 by personwithbanana9870

[Guest]

Granted, but you did it so fast that everything sucked and your teacher hated it.

I wish i had an harmonica

[Cornerman]

Granted, then have a very aggressive pack of tyranitars.

FAAAHHHHHH.. wy does everyone wanna murder me

Granted but it is a used one (full with spit)

I wish to be transformed into the the strongest tyranitar to become the alpha tyranitar

I will win this game.....one day

[Amber132]

Aw, noone wants to murder you.

Your wish is granted. A vicious horde of Aggrons, which largely outnumber you, come after you. Of course, they target the leader first.

Alright. Screw violin. I wish for a chocolate cake. Just a normal chocolate cake. No poison, no disgusting substances, no... hidden explosives or whatever. Just a normal chocolate cake! You people can't possibly mess that one up. Can you?

[Cornerman]

hahahahahahahahaaha......muhahahahahaha

granted: you get your normal chocolate cake but your friends and family also want a piece (srry)

I can live with my corrupted wish because i'm a strong tyranitar, now im happy so

(because this outcome is what i wanted sorta)

I wish that the aggron all had cute baby aron....

[Guest]

Granted, but due to the forced cuteness genes they are underdeveloped and die as soon as they are born.

I wish Azumarill gone back to being a pure water type

[Amber132]

Granted, but it loses Huge Power. For something stupid like... I don't know, Cute Charm. Whatever.

I wish people didn't corrupt my wishes.

[Deleted User]

Granted, but j/k not really.

I wish for EVERYTHING

[Guest]

Granted but you also get nothing as a part of everything and live eternally in nothing but void

I wish i was more hot-blooded.

[Cornerman]

Granted, you hot blooded like a aligator(?)

But look it's starting to get winter ^-^

I wish for TELOS to get punished for killing of the baby aron's with the cuteness gene...