Corrupt Wish Game

[Deleted User]

If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it

Granted, but then you're system freezes in the next cut scene and all data is lost.

I wish I could find a way that I enjoy, to make the world a better place.

[Guest]

Granted but it didn't get better enough to stop sucking.

I wish Flygon has pseudo-legendary stats.

[Deleted User]

Granted, but it's still 4x weak to Ice

I wish that too.

[Bluewolf]

Granted, but its ability is now traunt.

I wish I could have insta-funnel cake.

[Guest]

Granted but it's kerosene flavored.

I wish i could fly.

[Yash]

Granted, but you get hit by Hurricane.

I wish i was a Charizard..

[Vinny]

Granted, but you're forever stored in the PC... Hm slave

I wish for infinite plastic bags

[Deleted User]

Granted but they all have Hello Kitty themes.

I wish I could get my sleep schedule back to being more normal.

[Bluewolf]

Granted, but you have nightmares of Ame twerking in luigi cosplay every night.

I wish for one of those cool paint ball guns.

[Tempest]

Granted. I'm pointing it at you.

I wish some of the counselors in training at my camp weren't so fucking annoying.

[Yash]

Sure, but the nice ones annoy you more now.

I wish my net was fast..

[Deleted User]

Granted, but you have nightmares of Ame twerking in luigi cosplay every night.

I wish for one of those cool paint ball guns.

Eh could be worse I suppose.

^^^Granted but your computer's RAM is cut in half

I wish my grass would cut itself.

[Bluewolf]

Granted, but your yard is then over run by tenacious trees that call you mean names through telepathy in itallian.

I wish I could go to Germany.

[Yash]

Granted, but you get arrested for being a trottel..

I wish i was in hong kong.. ohh wait.. i'm going there now!!

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted, you teleport there and wasted all the time and money for preparing to go there, also you have no belongings and you are naked.

I wish dog in mouth had more screen time.

[Vinny]

Granted. The image freezes and now the dog in mouth appears 24/7

I wish for lots of cardboard boxes

[Bluewolf]

Granted, but they run away from everytime you try to get near.

I wish I could use the Hadoken

[Guest]

Granted, but you can only use it on someone you love..

I wish people would realize school is irrelevant.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted, everyone never goes to school again and they all become gross weeaboos.

I wish for all the nendoroids.

[Bluewolf]

Granted but they die of implosive diahrrea.

I wish for a ban hammer that I could wack tempest with.

[Guest]

Granted but it quickly becomes useless and redundant because tempest gets wacked by clarice anyways..

I wish i had epic spriting skills

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted, it's only the American spirit only used for this special day.

I wish George Washington would tell me the story of our independence.

[Deleted User]

Granted but you must go back in time and in turn, the events you cause, lead to the south winning the civil war.

I wish my cars AC worked.

[Nico Nico Nii~]

Granted but now your car only goes 10ft/gallon.

I wish to be Moge-ko's toy.

[Bluewolf]

Granted but she breaks you

I wish knock some sense into Texas