Ironbound

I'm sorry. I'm not really sorry. It's one of those days, y'know. It'll wear off. Maybe. Eh. In the meantime, Zephy... PRAISE MAGNEZONE!

Zephy, you were right. This is indeed the beginning of a wondrous new friendship.

Cold and hard, eh? I think those adjectives describe Magnezone very well. Want some light? Here, be with the Heavenly Thunderbolt: Oh, and Micky, if you are serious in your statement, you can check out the Philosophy Thread. There you shall find a consensus of my actual beliefs.

Well, this is the Wasteland...so...

YOU ALL BLASPHEME PERISH

I... Actually don't know. Ability Big Pecks? Anyways, I shalt not tolerate such blasphemy! Take this! GOLDEN FLASH CANNON OF PURE LEMONY DESTRUCTION

You poor sorry fool. You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

You make a good case TBH. I can't deny the power of Infernape88. But I shall never accept its sovereignty over the wasteland! Not so long as Magnezone exists!

BLASPHEMY

Romance? Me? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This is the best joke I've heard in the month, I'm sure!

U wot m8

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Hello there, and welcome to Reborn, James. I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay. See you around!

Noh >:[ you just jelly.

Druddigon is your friend. It's also Cain's best 'friend', because it comes in three models: Rough Skin, Sheer Force, and Mold Breaker! Anyways, I suggest you approach that waterfall on route 4 at night with an Ill Fated Doll. You will have one, and only ONE, chance to get a special Pokemon. Hint: You have met it before. Don't disregard it, it's worth catching. Maybe.

So, I have variously seen myriads of the ignorant heathens put up their idols of complacence as the petty rulers of the wasteland. I have been given the Sacred Vision by the One True Lord, to discharge my duty and remind all ye fools of the True Lord's hidden power, and let the Truth flash before your unworthy eyes at least once in your lifetime, by which you may seek redemption! Behold, ye ignorant ones! get good, ye scrubby ones!

I seem to remember something like this already existing... No matter. I am not reluctant to express an opinion twice. I have an affinity for light-based moves, such as Dazzling Gleam, Lustre Purge, Discharge, Signal Beam, Tri Attack and so on. Since I am partial to Steel types, I would say Flash Cannon is my wont-to-be signature move.

Look below. And we should be Gen4 archenemies. And I've already detailed an explanation about the psychology behind my 'typing' elsewhere, so not repeating it here.

O, ye citrine of dubious repute, what hath ye done to this fair land! Thou hast committed usury and art guilty of tort and crime of the yellowest kind; for that, I condemn thee to exile! Flee, rash lemon! Thy reign of terror is at a close! Thou shalt no longer be the terror that inspireth nightmares in the minds of the young, for I shalt cast thee away into that outer darkness, where there be wailing and the gnashing of teeth!

For me, there is no distinction between a dream and a goal; anything else would imply an idle fancy, which I dislike. So my dream career, so to speak, is my actual targeted career, which I am already in. I'm currently a student of accountancy, corporate law and tax audits, while also doing a course in economics and statistics at college. In the next three years, I'm aiming to finish both and obtain my qualifications as a Chartered Accountant. In the future, I am aiming towards an MBA in Banking and Finance, which I have long known to be my forte, and I plan on using my education in my country's Civil Services. I have also come to realise that I'd make a good teacher, so perhaps in the later part of life, after I have fulfilled what responsibilities I may have towards my family and people, I might decide to become a lecturer. I've always wanted to do a doctorate in Economics, because I'm the type of person who likes to educate himself as much as he can. Here's to the future. Nothing can stop us!

I added a Magnemite. It's immune to the poison, so don't worry, and it adds a cheery little spark to the place.

Welcome to Reborn; I'm sure you'll enjoy your stay here.

All the best, then. And by the way, if you ever make your Porygon into a PZ, Adaptability is the best ability. If not, Download gives a bigger boost than analytic, but then, it is situational (depends on what Pokémon you face on entry) and Analytic may be more consistent since Porygon and Porygon2 are not that fast.