Banned, because I meant in that closet, feeding on the corpses. With so much food, you can hardly imagine how many there are in it... (CGP Grey talked about that spider misconception, you eat way more than 4 spiders in your lifetime.)
Banned because everyone unwittingly eats many spiders in their sleep. They crawl in your warm, damp, open mouth, upon which your reflex is to swallow them. Seriously, look it up.