Arkhi 199 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 i made a list of reasons why gazelles are absolutely terrible 1) theyre bad 2) theyre terrible 3) who the hell even knows what a gazelle is 4) theres fluffier animals. if it isnt cute, why isnt it badass looking then 5) they arent badass looking 6) its not even a meme 7) they have no appreciation for memes 8) gazelles do not practice monogamy 9) you cant trust gazelles. their eyes are stone cold 10) when was the last time you heard about a gazelle doing a good thing, thats right, never 11) no dencency 12) im so pissed off my brain fails to properly function and my english is terrible as a result 13) gazelles are stupid 14) i just now noticed the gazelle in the above picture has a disgustyingly stretchy neck 15) gazelles have stretchy necks 16) gazelles have poor tastes in music 17) gazelles have poor tastes in scarves 18) gazelles have poor tastes in artist appreciation 19) they just look evil 20) gazelles have recently found to be tied to the 1923 boston mafia 21) they cant even join the mafia, gazelles cant hold guns 22) gazelles dont exist 23) no, YOURE crazy Link to post Share on other sites
Joker 64 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Accurate representation of my reaction to this. Link to post Share on other sites
Strider 30 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Most of these reasons apply to a lot of animals Link to post Share on other sites
Arkhi 199 Posted June 25, 2016 Author Share Posted June 25, 2016 Other animals are exempt because they are not gazelles. Every modern species of mammal, fauna, sea life, and sentient life has surpassed gazelles in terms of approximately everything. Link to post Share on other sites
Zetaark 13 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 But Gazelles are great man. Can't you see their grace, their majesty? Link to post Share on other sites
Felix~ 240 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I'd hit it Link to post Share on other sites
TimTim 0 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 For someone to go through such length of making long thread about gazelles, sure as hell love'eh gazelles to do so Link to post Share on other sites
Aishi 23 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Ark are you okay Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I agree, gazelles suck and they sure as hell have no dencency Link to post Share on other sites
Jelly 103 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 put some respeck on my forum culture Link to post Share on other sites
Ironbound 110 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Ark...oh, ark, why of all places did you go to ARKIVE for referencing a picture? Now you'll never be free. Link to post Share on other sites
dead account 27 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Keep going, guys! I think we're close to breaking his brain! Link to post Share on other sites
BlueMoonIceCream 9 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 Keep going, guys! I think we're close to breaking his brain! "close" Link to post Share on other sites
Caradius 7 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I have to do this so..... T R I G G E R E D... (ps thats a loooong list) Link to post Share on other sites
Shad_ 6 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 I'm laughing so hard at this and i don't know why Link to post Share on other sites
Ojama Yellow 759 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 me rn CLICKBAIT INTENSIFIES Link to post Share on other sites
Fumble 52 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 spoopy gazelles Link to post Share on other sites
Shadow Roxas 11 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 "ark"ivearkhiis there something you're not telling us buddy? Link to post Share on other sites
Ironbound 110 Posted June 25, 2016 Share Posted June 25, 2016 That's what I think, too. Link to post Share on other sites
Arkhi 199 Posted June 25, 2016 Author Share Posted June 25, 2016 "ark"ive arkhi is there something you're not telling us buddy? I have an evil clone. Link to post Share on other sites
dead account 27 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 I have an evil clone. Well, now that you say that, how do we know you're not the evil clone? And you didn't come here to make us believe gazelles are evil and convince us to wipe them so that their sworn enemy make take over the world? Link to post Share on other sites
Kurotsune 22 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 Everyone just stop for a second and ][ Link to post Share on other sites
Alchemia Chan 0 Posted June 26, 2016 Share Posted June 26, 2016 kuro pls, Imma roflmao this is why we don't talk about them gazelles Link to post Share on other sites
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