Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted July 16, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted July 16, 2015 Did Johto have an electric rodent? Pichu. Link to post Share on other sites
Sin! 17 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 if pokemon taught me anything, its that the police are fucking useless and all the ten year olds are left to deal with the evil organizations out there. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 If Pokemon taught me anything it's that you can make your pets fight with other people's pets to win money off of them if you are strapped for cash and it is socially acceptable. Each region is sparsely populated, probably because ghost Pokemon snatch up most of the kids. Link to post Share on other sites
Veterans Azeria 390 Posted July 18, 2015 Veterans Share Posted July 18, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything it's that it's not safe inside either :/ Link to post Share on other sites
Hypa 1 Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that if you kill your rivals pet rat he will mourn it Link to post Share on other sites
ArthurZH 2 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything. it taught me that it's fine to catch endangered legendary Pokemon and use them in our everyday battles and not alarming anyone at all. "WHAT IS THAT MON?" "It's.....Kyogre" "WHOA YOU CAUGHT KYOGRE, I WANT ONE" "Erm......but there's only one" "DIE" Link to post Share on other sites
Female Gallade 0 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that even Preschoolers are capable of taming the fiercest of Dragons despite them not being old enough to receive their first Pokemon. Looking at YOU B2/W2 Battle Subway Link to post Share on other sites
Hypa 1 Posted July 22, 2015 Author Share Posted July 22, 2015 if Pokemon has taught me anything its that a 10 year old despite its weight can fly on an animal that only weighs 1kg Link to post Share on other sites
Komodojoe 0 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that even the most harmless thing can bring down the most powerful being to ever exist. *Glares at Focus Sash/Endeavor Rattata* Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Pichu. True, forgot about that, because I thought Maril was Johto's counterpart for the cute pokemon the protagonists have on their journey Link to post Share on other sites
Nanami's-Egg 0 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that the cutest Growlithe or Shinx can Intimidate the fiercest monster. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Fainting and sleeping are two different things. And you need. Pokeflute to start a battle with a sleeping Pokemon during which you will put back to sleep in the process of catching it. Link to post Share on other sites
Twin Judge of Gemini 0 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 if pokemon have taught me anything, it is that you can catch a ball with a ball(bless you Voltorb) Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that critical hits are sometimes enough to judge the outcome of a battle which means they are way too critical, and other times they do not matter at all, meaning they aren't critical. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, is that it weather can take place in closed spaces like indoors. Link to post Share on other sites
mde2001 236 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything it is that birds (even birds that fly in battle) need to have gym badges before they can fly around. Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted July 24, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted July 24, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you can be attacked several times and sleep through it. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you can start a fire underwater. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that everyone with a specialized career or focus has a name that's a pun on their specialty. Also, it's completely normal to name your children a color. Link to post Share on other sites
Froiky 3 Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that it's the people you spend the longest time with that you enjoy the most. Now that the obligatory sincere answer is out of the way... If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that colored is better. (Shinies) If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that it's impossible to run without shoes. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that it's shameful not to enslave one of every animal you come across in an apple sized sphere. Link to post Share on other sites
Twin Judge of Gemini 0 Posted July 29, 2015 Share Posted July 29, 2015 if Pokemon has taught me anything, you can only answer yes or no Link to post Share on other sites
Hypa 1 Posted July 29, 2015 Author Share Posted July 29, 2015 what is your name ? are you a boy or a girl ^ If Pokemon has taught me anything its that there are points in life where you have the inability to speak up and say go fck yourself im not facing that massive conglomerate of people trying to kill me. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, police aren't worth anything and the only hope is a 10 year old kid. Link to post Share on other sites
TRHStatement 1 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that balance is key Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that furries exist. Link to post Share on other sites
TRHStatement 1 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 IPHTMA: It's that it's perfectly fine to catch a quick nap in the enemy's base Link to post Share on other sites
Sieg12 0 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything it is that if there is a group doing evil deeds don't bother with the police. Get a ten year old. Link to post Share on other sites
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