timbla 2 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything is that even when you beat the champion and you technically become the champion, you aren't and on top of that, you have to deal with it. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that Slowpokes aren't the slowest things in the world. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that the cutest Growlithe or Shinx can Intimidate the fiercest monster. Link to post Share on other sites
timbla 2 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything is that a fat little dedenne can't get intimidated by a big and fierce salamence. Or does it Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that bicycles indoors are a bad idea Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that you have very bad aim with Poké Balls when there are two or more Pokémon. Link to post Share on other sites
timbla 2 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything is to talk to strangers, even to your worst enemies, you might earn something good. Also, make sure to check all the rocks, trees, patches, grass, gaps and whatever else around. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, criminals won't shoot a 10 year old no matter what. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that Brock can't open his eyes. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that 10 year olds can survive electrocution and incineration from their monster pets. Link to post Share on other sites
timbla 2 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything that would be that people carry a lot of money on them. Even kids. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that forcing your pets to fight other pets is a lucrative pastime. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that your phone number is the most dialled number in the world. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that type advantage doesn't matter in the show. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that Ash has a ton of Common Candies for his Pikachu. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that Brock is immune to all manner of deadly attacks from Croagunk's Poison Jab to ear pulling. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that roaming Legendaries are avid sleepwalkers. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, balls are enough to pacify mythical beasts. Link to post Share on other sites
TRHStatement 1 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 IPHTMA: It's that it's ok to force PKMN to make babies until you have the perfect one Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that old men don't know where babies come from. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that there are no consequences of inbreeding. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that every criminal mastermind is an idiot. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that a town can be as little as two or three houses. Link to post Share on other sites
TRHStatement 1 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 IPHTMA: It's that the E4 aren't responsible for anything Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 4, 2015 Share Posted August 4, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that Gary can't count. Link to post Share on other sites
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