Hypa Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Okay rules are pretty simple start the sentence with If Pokemon Has Taught Me Anything If Pokemon has taught me anything its that bicycles indoors are a bad idea <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/NuJvH1W7s1Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGJRA Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, its that even the most ugly thing (aka Tentacruel) can be beautiful (in battle). Also should this go in Pokemon Fan Club instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you can't run without shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord_Ludo Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, its that 10 year olds should rule the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Regal Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that while it's possible go through life however you'd like, using any kind of strategy you'd like to do so, if you want to be competitive, your options are a lot more limited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drymus Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that criminal organizations will bow down to a ten-year old if the ten-year old can beat the boss in a Pokemon battle, and do not carry anything like guns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnocentSerenity Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that strong and useful strategies can be boring. I'll take out a small butterfly to battle against a huge dragon any day. Edited July 13, 2015 by InnocentBoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hexagoen Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything, its that you suddenly black out, dig into your pockets, and drop a couple thousand bucks and magically teleport into a hospital when you lose a battle~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meruem Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything, it's that trees are evil and they'll never let you pass by them unless you cut them the fuck down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BreezyPonie Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that the police are f***ing useless. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that wild creatures and monsters are all super friendly and will never kill you, only steal some of your cash and send you home. Edited July 13, 2015 by BreezyPonie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypa Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that a 10 year old can gamble and have enough money to buy a small house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that my psychic powers won't work in the dark and as long as I act normal, ghosts can't touch me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foovy10 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 (edited) If Pokémon has taught me anything, its that you can fit anything in a average sized schoolbag... even a bicycle. Edited July 14, 2015 by foovy10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taska Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything it's that even the ugliest things can become awesome/beautiful (e.g. Feebas - Milotic, Magikarp - Gyarados). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamona Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that a Kangaskhan that hatches from an egg will always have a baby already in their pouches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnragedTurnip Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that its okay to walk into strangers' houses and look through their trash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypa Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything its that you should never let your mom keep your money she will waste it on something useless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you can prevent deforestation by passing through a door every time you cut down a tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomas Elliot Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that a 10 year old can gamble and have enough money to buy a small house A small house? In Platinum you get to buy a friggin' VILLA. Also, if Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that creatures that like to abduct kids, devour memories, cause ships to sink and ALTER THE ENTIRE LANDSCAPE IN A RAMPAGE, as well as creator deities and horrific aliens, are ok to be kept as pets... And will act all tender and friendly if you feed them sweets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mistress Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, Joey's rattata is the top percentage of rattata. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chase Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me ANYTHING, parents SUCK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that if you have balls, you can even capture God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nan Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 (edited) If Pokemon has taught me anything.. You can literally get a giant sea serpent with a fishing rod. I wonder do they use 'mons like Caterpie and Wurmple as baits. EDIT: I meant a fishing rod like this. Edited July 16, 2015 by Nan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted July 16, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted July 16, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that every region in the world has its own electric rodent. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that all crime syndicate names start with "Team". If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that random strangers are perfectly happy to discuss details of their personal life and/or hobbies with you, and give you gifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickCrash Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Did Johto have an electric rodent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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