Hypa 1 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Okay rules are pretty simple start the sentence with If Pokemon Has Taught Me Anything If Pokemon has taught me anything its that bicycles indoors are a bad idea <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/NuJvH1W7s1Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> Link to post Share on other sites
BIGJRA 133 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, its that even the most ugly thing (aka Tentacruel) can be beautiful (in battle). Also should this go in Pokemon Fan Club instead? Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you can't run without shoes. Link to post Share on other sites
Lord_Ludo 0 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, its that 10 year olds should rule the world Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Regal 0 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that while it's possible go through life however you'd like, using any kind of strategy you'd like to do so, if you want to be competitive, your options are a lot more limited. Link to post Share on other sites
Drymus 0 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that criminal organizations will bow down to a ten-year old if the ten-year old can beat the boss in a Pokemon battle, and do not carry anything like guns. Link to post Share on other sites
InnocentSerenity 32 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that strong and useful strategies can be boring. I'll take out a small butterfly to battle against a huge dragon any day. Link to post Share on other sites
Sin! 17 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything, its that you suddenly black out, dig into your pockets, and drop a couple thousand bucks and magically teleport into a hospital when you lose a battle~ Link to post Share on other sites
Gore 10 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything, it's that trees are evil and they'll never let you pass by them unless you cut them the fuck down Link to post Share on other sites
BreezyPonie 2 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that the police are f***ing useless. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that wild creatures and monsters are all super friendly and will never kill you, only steal some of your cash and send you home. Link to post Share on other sites
Hypa 1 Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that a 10 year old can gamble and have enough money to buy a small house Link to post Share on other sites
Bluewolf 0 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that my psychic powers won't work in the dark and as long as I act normal, ghosts can't touch me. Link to post Share on other sites
foovy10 4 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, its that you can fit anything in a average sized schoolbag... even a bicycle. Link to post Share on other sites
Taska 21 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything it's that even the ugliest things can become awesome/beautiful (e.g. Feebas - Milotic, Magikarp - Gyarados). Link to post Share on other sites
Lamona 0 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that a Kangaskhan that hatches from an egg will always have a baby already in their pouches. Link to post Share on other sites
EnragedTurnip 0 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that its okay to walk into strangers' houses and look through their trash. Link to post Share on other sites
Hypa 1 Posted July 14, 2015 Author Share Posted July 14, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything its that you should never let your mom keep your money she will waste it on something useless Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you can prevent deforestation by passing through a door every time you cut down a tree. Link to post Share on other sites
Tomas Elliot 1 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that a 10 year old can gamble and have enough money to buy a small house A small house? In Platinum you get to buy a friggin' VILLA. Also, if Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that creatures that like to abduct kids, devour memories, cause ships to sink and ALTER THE ENTIRE LANDSCAPE IN A RAMPAGE, as well as creator deities and horrific aliens, are ok to be kept as pets... And will act all tender and friendly if you feed them sweets! Link to post Share on other sites
The Mistress 0 Posted July 14, 2015 Share Posted July 14, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, Joey's rattata is the top percentage of rattata. Link to post Share on other sites
Chase 94 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me ANYTHING, parents SUCK. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that if you have balls, you can even capture God. Link to post Share on other sites
Nan 0 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything.. You can literally get a giant sea serpent with a fishing rod. I wonder do they use 'mons like Caterpie and Wurmple as baits. EDIT: I meant a fishing rod like this. Link to post Share on other sites
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch 1650 Posted July 16, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted July 16, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that every region in the world has its own electric rodent. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that all crime syndicate names start with "Team". If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that random strangers are perfectly happy to discuss details of their personal life and/or hobbies with you, and give you gifts. Link to post Share on other sites
NickCrash 250 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Did Johto have an electric rodent? Link to post Share on other sites
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