JudasKiss 0 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that you're unbeatable as long as you press F12. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that trees are really rocks and don't like water. Link to post Share on other sites
Darvan Korematsu 1 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me ANYTHING at all, it's that you can hate the player AND the game equally and get away with it. Link to post Share on other sites
Maelstrom 312 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 ... that the classic bully routine of -beat people, take their money- is an honorable, valid method of supporting yourself in life. Link to post Share on other sites
TRHStatement 1 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 IPHTMA: It's that no matter how much stronger the enemy is, with endless soft resets a little bit of effort, you can defeat them Link to post Share on other sites
dead account 27 Posted August 2, 2015 Share Posted August 2, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that almost everything is capable of producing a toxic substance, no matter how adorable and/or non-threatening it appears. And that you can stay underwater without oxygen tanks or anything of the sort pretty much forever. And that you can stop your pet from growing up by surprising it (that's what hitting B apparently does). Link to post Share on other sites
Lamona 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that every light snowfall weather is treated as Hail and dangerous for Pokemon. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that your character is somewhat invincible to almost anything. (From no oxygen needed during diving, falling from the floor above, and the Mistralton City Gym doesn't get any better.) Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that fighting an eagle with a mouse is a good idea. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, its that I can walk into people's houses and they'll give me medicine. Link to post Share on other sites
TRHStatement 1 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 IPHTMA: It's that I can walk into anyone's house at any time of the day and not get arrested Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that when someone snores they are trying to attack you. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, health care is free but lemonade costs hundreds of dollars. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that your household appliances may be a ghost in disguise. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that ghosts exist. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that Nurse Joy wants your Pokémon to get hurt. Link to post Share on other sites
SnowGlaceon 12 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that people are too lazy to swim. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that people swim next to passing boats and ships for fun. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that your mother sleeps in the kitchen. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that your dad can't stand to live with you. Link to post Share on other sites
timbla 2 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything is not to judge a book by its' cover, e.g Magcargo, which is a pretty underrated pokemon when it really REALLY shouldn't l.o.l Also, if pokemon has taught me anything is that persistence and constant effort always pays off. Oh training as well xD. Link to post Share on other sites
SnowGlaceon 12 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that indexes can be full of BS Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that you don't have to go to school unless you want to learn about status effects. Link to post Share on other sites
timbla 2 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything you will pretty much always be bribed with Hms to fight for badges even if you don't want to or else you can't progress even if all you need to do is push a rock aside instead of smashing it e.e Also on top of that, if pokemon has taught me anything, you will most deffinitely need and have 1 or 2 HM slaves. Link to post Share on other sites
DarkSpite 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that if you have balls, you can even capture God. Link to post Share on other sites
SkyRunner 0 Posted August 3, 2015 Share Posted August 3, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that no one explores with an axe or a flashlight. Link to post Share on other sites
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