Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted August 9, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that a cookie made of lava can heal burns. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that one way to slay a dragon is to use another dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that an ice-cream can heal frozenness. I thought that you would have gone for that one, Ice Cream Sand Witch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drymus Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that a level 15 grass type and a level 1 rock type can beat a level 75 dragon if the grass type is holding a claw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that a level 15 grass type and a level 1 rock type can beat a level 75 dragon if the grass type is holding a claw. Or if that Grass-type's Prankster Cottonee. If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that Bikers can ride their bikes inside the Battle Tower, but you can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmdemension Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that the charecters never age they stay 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 9, 2015 Share Posted August 9, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that a trans woman can complete her transition in six months thanks to the power of science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peepeepoopoo Posted August 10, 2015 Share Posted August 10, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's perfectly ok for a 10 year old to leave home and never come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyRunner Posted August 21, 2015 Share Posted August 21, 2015 If Pokémon has taught me anything, it's that tiny pieces of metal make animals respect you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Blackworth Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that you can have an infinite storage in your bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead account Posted August 22, 2015 Share Posted August 22, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that swag and love are the two most annoying things you could possibly have to endure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 1, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 1, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that people who stand around on bridges have no regrets as long as they do their best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doombotmecha Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything, it's that everyone has their own road to victory. It might be slower, they might suffer setbacks, they might waste time staring at a fossil, but they'll pull through eventually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laggless01 Posted September 1, 2015 Share Posted September 1, 2015 If pokemon has learned me anything, it's that you have to commit ritual speciocide in order to be the very best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypa Posted September 4, 2015 Author Share Posted September 4, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that if people want to fight you, you dont even have to make eye contact with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sutoratosu Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that beings that literally spend their entire lives in and around, and even controlling, water must be taught how to swim, dive, and scale waterfalls by a little computer disk made by humans. If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that people are very accepting of strange names- ex: a young boy related to prof. oak who was for some reason named "Asshole", may yet walk around in society and garner no strange looks for it. If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that no matter how young, how neglectful and apathetic the parents are, or how incompetent the local and international police departments are, a single child may take down an entire terrorist organization. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Posted September 6, 2015 Share Posted September 6, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything, it's that beings that literally spend their entire lives in and around, and even controlling, water must be taught how to swim, dive, and scale waterfalls by a little computer disk made by humans. This so much. F*** everything, we humans shall teach birds how to fly. If pokémons has taught me anything, is that successfull people use hats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 6, 2015 Global Mods Share Posted September 6, 2015 If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that trying to tackle, punch, or kick a ghost won't do anything, but they don't handle being bitten very well. If Pokemon has taught me anything, it's that encyclopedias supposedly written by professionals often exaggerate and sometimes contradict each other (some of Slugma's entries say that it doesn't sleep, while Emerald's says it sleeps near magma). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hypa Posted November 21, 2015 Author Share Posted November 21, 2015 if pokemon has taught me anything its that a professor will openly ask a 10 year old kid to do his work for him and sit in his lab awaiting the feedback only so he can critisise you when you havent done enough then give you advice on how to procede when he could just do it himself .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wytch_doctr Posted November 21, 2015 Share Posted November 21, 2015 (edited) If Pokemon has taught me anything it's to walk into strangers' houses and get good shit If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that looking at someone can make their defense lower, but NOT their defense to special attacks If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that a balloon can breathe fire Edited November 21, 2015 by wytch_doctr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narckarth Posted November 22, 2015 Share Posted November 22, 2015 If pokemon has taught me anything it's guns don't need to be used to solve problems like crime, assuming you have monsters that are made of pure darkness, can manipulate the weather and emit infernos from around their bodies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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