The Mistress Posted July 14, 2015 Posted July 14, 2015 Throw him at a Hydreigon! <3 Then sit and smile while the dragon baby fights amongst their three heads and proceeds to play tug of war with his body parts! c: Fern makes me so unhappy omg Quote
Veterans Azeria Posted July 14, 2015 Veterans Posted July 14, 2015 Ignore him, he'll have enough of it eventually and leave us alone. Quote
Gaunt Posted July 15, 2015 Author Posted July 15, 2015 Ignore him, he'll have enough of it eventually and leave us alone. That's not a "death" so it doesn't count...wait are you one of those Fern fans? A plushie for you! Quote
Guest Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 (edited) Have him eat my special Wasteland-flavored cake! It's like a Nasty Patty in cake form. Or give him Mystery Food X. Edited July 15, 2015 by Guest Quote
BlackMage Posted July 15, 2015 Posted July 15, 2015 Keep Fern locked in a small room with Misty's Psyduck until he dies by staring at it forever. Quote
Polished_eevee Posted August 25, 2015 Posted August 25, 2015 I want him to be jumped by a thug and have his eyes gouged out by a knife Quote
Froiky Posted August 26, 2015 Posted August 26, 2015 Sick either Cain or Terra on him. I think that would work quite well. Quote
Shadow Tack Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 Make fern and bizzaro flame play Super smash brothers melee, make his only opponent be bizarro flame, Cut off a toe every time fern loses, gouge his eyes out when he has no more toes and make him eat his toes and eyes, then cut off each of his fingers and force feed him those, and then break his skull open with a gamecube. (and since gamecubes are prett much indestructable keep using the gamecube) Quote
Frostilicious Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 I'd throw Fern back to the Nuzleaf trap and let him rot there, while being guarded by a vicious bear :>. Revenge, sweet revenge :3! Quote
FlutterSHINE Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 I want Fern to fall on a spike, impaling him and making him feed the fishies. Quote
Developers Caz Posted August 28, 2015 Developers Posted August 28, 2015 I would feed Fern poisonous plants and watch him choke and die on his own name. Such a poetic way to die. Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 28, 2015 Posted August 28, 2015 I would pull the Chinese water torture on him and make him starve to death at the same time. Quote
K_H Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 (edited) How about this one: In the final battle against him, your Pokemon knocks his last Pokemon into him, knocking them both into the wall, mortally wounding Fern. In a stroke of Irony, he lands right in a Potted Plant when he falls down from there, and it turns out to be a fern. Edited August 30, 2015 by K_H Quote
SkyRunner Posted August 30, 2015 Posted August 30, 2015 Burn his legs down to the bone while implanting maggots and burrowing things under his skin. Then inject acid into his face and keep him awake. Quote
Jacobliterator Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 Trap him in a room with 100 very agitated Electrodes. Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Quote
cmdemension Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 lets do something very embarissing use 100s of magikarps torture him using splash atk on him until he dies Quote
There was only one Posted August 31, 2015 Posted August 31, 2015 Upon getting all of the ancient gems or something Fern enters one of the gates scattered all around reborn KILLING HIM IN THE MOST GRUESOME WAY POSSIBLE!! #pigswag #pigswag #pigswag Quote
Alaris Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 Create an Anti-Fern. Put both of them in the same room. Wait. Quote
Mykaeru Posted September 2, 2015 Posted September 2, 2015 Push him into the toxic lake. Simple and efficient. And funny. Cause it's Fern. And Fern is a bad guy. Quote
AuthorReborn Posted September 3, 2015 Posted September 3, 2015 Slice off his arms and then dangle him from his toes off a cliff with no way to get back up. Quote
Global Mods Ice Cream Sand Witch Posted September 8, 2015 Global Mods Posted September 8, 2015 make a rap about him that's so fire it engulfs him in flames fern top of his class in the trainer school, but he'll never learn grass team, so he's susceptible to burn trying to impress his sister cuz she's always so stern so sour he makes your stomach churn cheats in battle, he won't wait his turn no one would miss him if he left, it'd be of no concern in fact, it's what many of us yearn he's more of an asshole than harry's uncle vern Quote
Guest Posted September 10, 2015 Posted September 10, 2015 hit the five knuckle shuffle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nubSOBcFYpY followed by an attitude adjustment then finally Quote
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