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Throw him at a Hydreigon! <3


Then sit and smile while the dragon baby fights amongst their three heads and proceeds to play tug of war with his body parts! c:



Fern makes me so unhappy omg


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Ignore him, he'll have enough of it eventually and leave us alone.

That's not a "death" so it doesn't count...wait are you one of those Fern fans? A plushie for you!

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Have him eat my special Wasteland-flavored cake!

It's like a Nasty Patty in cake form.

Or give him Mystery Food X.

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Make fern and bizzaro flame play Super smash brothers melee, make his only opponent be bizarro flame, Cut off a toe every time fern loses, gouge his eyes out when he has no more toes and make him eat his toes and eyes, then cut off each of his fingers and force feed him those, and then break his skull open with a gamecube.

(and since gamecubes are prett much indestructable keep using the gamecube)

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I would feed Fern poisonous plants and watch him choke and die on his own name. Such a poetic way to die.

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How about this one: In the final battle against him, your Pokemon knocks his last Pokemon into him, knocking them both into the wall, mortally wounding Fern. In a stroke of Irony, he lands right in a Potted Plant when he falls down from there, and it turns out to be a fern.

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Burn his legs down to the bone while implanting maggots and burrowing things under his skin. Then inject acid into his face and keep him awake.

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make a rap about him that's so fire it engulfs him in flames

fern

top of his class in the trainer school, but he'll never learn

grass team, so he's susceptible to burn

trying to impress his sister cuz she's always so stern

so sour he makes your stomach churn

cheats in battle, he won't wait his turn

no one would miss him if he left, it'd be of no concern

in fact, it's what many of us yearn

he's more of an asshole than harry's uncle vern

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