Halloween

spine is totes correct thou, i have a hard time with group chats. i think its a bother to talk online overall, its unnerving when i can't see the people i talk to, so im way more shy to join convos online than i am irl, where i can drape myself over strangers like a golden retriever in heat that there's so much conversations about gaming and stats doesn't help either happy, viri?

woah This was a triumph! I'm making a note here: Huge success glad it's back on i had a moment when this thread closed of "so what the fuck i am supposed to do on this website now? and i like the little green light you added there it's very... symbolic. tickles my fancy An important update that you spoiled in the status thread gg k8

the green prophecy has been fulfilled; im here for your souls blimey, did you ever wonder where your Mum and Dad learned it all? spine, you're a lizard

i'm a mamas boy. although my parents split when i was youngish and my dad came out a year later so im pretty close to my dads bf as well. my sister is the black sheep of my family for wanting nothing but a 9-5 job, a boyfriend, two kids, fancy car, a house and a dog, haha imagine her struggle, having to yell at her family that NO she does not want to backpack the whole world with a llama or work in a illegal strip club for a year she just wants to live in the city she was born in goddamnit what's your most controversial life decision? controversial in relation to your life & background

i wish i could live more in the now, im quite often in my own little nirvana bubble like some hipster buddha in plaid shirts. the attitude of "ehh itll work out" has landed me in so much shit, a little planning wouldnt hurt. imma include the ability to listen to instructions, pay bills and eat regularly in that term so i can stop ending up homeless. aces dunno how much sense this is gonna make, but: if given the choice to have all of your political agendas (all or nuthin) enforced on your home country, would you take it?

ghost type is the best type if there's something strange in yo neighborhood who ya gonna call? it's AS!ERs

heey. i appreciate that you use a hyphen in "in-between", it's a level of grammatical correctness far above my own questionable standards but that still makes me wanna get the kind of drunk with you were we can sit in a wine basement together correlating expensive wines to bob dylan songs. welcome n all that jazz

i don't even know where to start on this mess i love how, when I said "retake everything", all you apparently read was "take the cake", shia. hyenas are awesome. shenzi is too but her being voiced by whoopi goldberg brings down my enjoyment of her a bit. i can't tell if you're taunting me or not viri, but your feeble excuse for a hiatus is the worst i have ever seen bring back your art thread already Dhanush c'mere

are you sure of that, Alex? can you reealllyy be sure of that? ah, the king has returned. come retake what's rightfully yours from these cackling hyenas, SHIA

one day, Cool Girl, you might be the reason I'll actually willingly listen to a nightcore track. i admire your persistence until then, one of the songs i keep going back to, the lyrics and mood are just that good I lost my page in being the black sinner disciple in your heart collage Just want to celebrate me Need to suffer more Face our pure liberty Converts officiate Divides new stratagems to Disembowel our corinthian characters

fyi i have actively considered watching kuwtk but in the end we watched rapaul's drag race instead. me and homegal have absolutely zero standards for television and no shame about it ^ soda of choice is mountain dew mixed with milk

i don't know about you, but i find russians in ski masks a lot more terrifying than the monsters. its from a play, and, c'mon how can you call the past spirit of christmas bitterness and malice halloween-y. rude. but i didnt realize i had a reputation to uphold so heres my firstborn child rate my avatar viri

uh, viri?

i wish i could post this in the til topic but unfortunately this is a monthly event so clearly i'm not learning: tfw you think you're starting to lose too much weight so you decide to eat an entire chocolate cake all by yourself and as a result get so nauseous that you don't eat anything for the next 36 hours

Today I learned that "oanständig" in Swedish means "indecent", not "modest" ("oansenlig") as I've used it as for years now

Hyenas!! Imma be honest - at first it was just that female hyenas have fake dicks so scientists thought all hyenas were gay, which entertained me greatly. but their fucking laughs man they sound like middle aged middle class fat ladies gossiping over strawberry shortcake at a café in the suburbs, listen to this shit (skip like 20 sec forwards) so now i own a shitload of hyena mech too welp

monotype, nuzlocke, hardcore... is this a new kind of bdsm? three pokémon in dat grass type gym, one's a mudkip... in hardcore. maybe you should get yourself a gliscor? they aren't available in-game, so if you want one you're gonna have to hack anyway, cute as fuck, like, look at that booty, can also learn fire fang and ice fang and are hit neutrally by grass.

Micky pls

til how it feels when you swallow something the wrong way. i haven't gagged this much since amsterdam

TFW you forget a spring roll on your bedside table and wake up thinking it's a dick

I think it's hilarious that Shedninja can learn Final Gambit. give Beedrill Quiver Dance, Mega Horn and Bug Buzz, at least... what's the point of giving a mega evolution to a Pokémon that's still going to be terrible? or give him vespiqueen's attack order/defence order/heal order by tutor... i mean he'd still be terrible but he could be upgraded from jehovas witnesses terrible to kitchen utensils commercial terrible

As far as I can see, there's only one way to solve this. Holmgang

i sure as hell am kontinuing, kan kayne kardashian kome klose?