Yours Truly

Richard didn't actually know what she meant by "that", but he generally assumed that it had something to do with not wanting to cause any trouble and simply decided to ask "Well sorry about that, I have never heard of Drow before, and I was simply curious...my name is Richard by the way, may i ask for your name Miss...?". @Cool Girl No matter what happens Richard would calmly walk back to Althea and say "Just a particularly drunk Dwarf and a curious Drow in need of a new outfit, I don't think that they will cause any trouble tonight, although if you want another glass of ale you should probably order it now, before the Dwarf drinks all of it".

As a chivalrous and technically honorable Paladin, Richard noted the ragged state of her clothing as he examined her form as thoroughly as possible with his eyes, he needed to be certain that she didn't have any hidden weapons or stolen possessions on her person you see, and the bit where he would look at the bits of her mix and match clothing that was a little bit too....tight longer than he looked at her other bits was purely incidental. In the end of it all he could draw no other conclusions other than the fact that she would need a completely and utterly different outfit, although he wasn't quite sure what it should be made out of other than say....leather. He suddenly realized that he had been staring at her for a little too long and said "Oh really now? And exactly what were you asking?". He was caught off guard when the man actually woke up enough to say something, and he honestly didn't know how to react when the Dwarf mentioned 'Drow', mostly because he didn't really know what that was, and so right now Richard couldn't help but ask "Wait, what is a Drow anyway?".

I am not sure if my Paladin would even know what a Drow is with his 10 Int and Soldier background.

Richard takes her up on her offer, and toasted her glass with his firm and steady hand before taking another light sip from the glass. He honestly didn't know how to answer her question, his Goddess wasn't exactly the type to hand things to people on a silver platter, and the only person who would actually know anything about the details of his quest had been very tight lipped about it......but eventually he declared "The north, eventually we need to travel to the town of Sayre, there is something that I need to do there.....". He was busy thinking of her response and where the food he had ordered was when she tugged rather noticeably tugged on his chainmail shirt and presumably glanced towards a blue skinned woman and a rather noticeably passed out Dwarf. Usually he wouldn't care too much about the blue skinned woman, as she doesn't seem to be particularly suspicious, but she was poking a passed out dwarf, and while a more ignorant person wouldn't find the idea of a drunk off his arse man in a tavern to be suspicious, it seemed particularly out of character for a dwarf. Which is why he now had a serious expression on his face. "I think you should stay here for now, I am going to go there to see if anyone is in need for help, we wouldn't want her to feel cornered now wouldn't we?". Without stopping to listen to her response he stood up and marched towards the blue skinned woman, and he tried to get as close to her as possible before putting on the most friendly face he had and saying "I know that a lot of people have said this before.....but Hello. Now is there anything I can do to help you or your dwarven companion miss?".

Edmund was definitely paying attention when he heard her mention liking to watch movies, and he tried his best to steer the conversation in that direction by saying "I assume that as a colonist one of your favorite movies has a balding man shoot at terrorist bank robbers while shouting 'Yipikayay mothertrucker'? Although to be fair it could be worse, it could be Baywatch".

I keep accidentally making grammar mistakes lel, but yeah hooray for Paladins!

Richard smiled again after hearing her story, and he realized that her goals would in fact align very well with the goals he had set for himself when he started to chase after his hopefully long and memorable quest. But in the end of the day he couldn't help but take another sip of liquid courage before saying with that warm and friendly smile on his face "Don't you worry miss Althea, I'll make sure to protect you from any evil doer that tries to stop either of our quests, besides....I'm a Paladin, you can always count on me to lay on hands if you aren't feeling well" He took the drink from the bartender gracefully with a swift reply of "Thank you". The evening was turning out rather well actually, he came in here expecting nothing but light refreshments and a bed to lay on, and ended up talking to a wonderful lady who he will hopefully smite evil with someday.

Radovan noted Zeta's enthusiasm, and he felt that he made the right choice by not sticking with Gina earlier. After seeing how cute the entire situation was, he decided that his father was right, you can't buy happiness, but you can definitely rent it. He turned back to face Not Officer is Jenny to say "So how long have you been working here anyway?".

Solomon Solomon did not expect the pink wave of mist to be magic, is what he would say if he wanted to troll everyone, which he actually does right now...must have had something to do with how stressful the whole situation was. Eventually he chose to compromise by making the weird snake lady....Dacktyl or something who is already flipping the hell out suddenly have an unnecessary amount of power over reality. Rather thankfully enough he only hit her with that blast of power after she stopped believing that we were all backstabbing bastards or something. Solomon uses Ahead by a single page on Dackly, buffing her Int and Res by Solomon's Int/2 Atton Atton decided that the lady going around firing beams randomly should calm down and yelled "Focus fire on those Beasts! And keep your reagents in a safer space just in case it spills onto the ground and creates another fucking dragon, and that isn't a request!". Atton uses Battle Plans on Dackly, buffing her main attacking stat (Which is considered to be Int) by his Int.

Richard continued to lean back on his seat, and he accepted the drinks she offered gratefully. It seemed like it was going to be a long night no matter what happens, and an appropriate amount of liquor has always helped to make an evening pleasant in his experience. It was of course an appropriate time to ask "Please tell me more about yourself Althea, because now I find myself wondering....if there is anything that might prevent me from travelling with such a fine lady as yourself", he had no trace of irony or sarcasm as he said those words, his mother had always advised caution when it came to finding pa-....friends to travel with, and he did want to learn more about her.

Richard capitalized on this opportunity to lean back a bit before sipping on his drink again "I'm perfectly comfortable with just being an average and ordinary Paladin for now, a little bit of mystery is always a good way to start isn't it?" He let those words simmer for a moment before continuing with "But there is something you should know about me before we even consider travelling together...." He slowly but surely leaned towards her this time, and he whispered in what he thinks is a conspiratorial tone to her while leaning towards his left "I'm very good at helping people quite vocally plead to the gods.". After saying that he leaned back to his seat with a calm expression on his face.

Richard had a smile on his face, as he shifted his posture to lean forwards a bit, and he did his best to seem charismatic when he said "My name is Richard, it's nice to meet you Althea...and as a Paladin I might have to take you up on that offer".

Edmund couldn't really imagine the charm of simply laying down on a beach, but he had to admit that everyone has their own little quirks, and at the very least they could be seen as being endearing. "So Chloe, do you have any other hobbies than singing, shamelessly plugging your country, and evening trips to the beach?".

Richard continued to wait for his order of roasted vegetables and meats when he noticed a rather peculiar looking woman enter the tavern and order something, and he glanced vaguely at her direction in an attempt to uh....examine her further for any sign of suspicious activity and definitely not checking her out. He noticed that she was rather short for a person, and that she didn't seem particularly strong. That necklace of hers definitely interested him, as he couldn't prevent himself from saying "I don't know about you, but I definitely wouldn't keep a something like that hanging out for all to see in the evening if I didn't want any trouble miss...".

Richard ignores the half elf bard for a while as he continued to talk to the bartender "Then I shall order a cut of roasted meat, some roasted vegetables, and eventually another tankard of ale" Immediately after saying this he took the complimentary tankard and started to take sips from it before sitting down on a nearby barstool if they had one, or a much more comfortable chair in front of a table if they didn't have any. After a while he glanced vaguely in the direction not the half elf bard before attempting to start a conversation with uh....him "It's a wonderful evening isn't it?".

Meanwhile, Richard was in fact quite starving, and he made this fact known when he marched towards the bartender "What sort of dishes can you provide for me on this fine evening?". He ignored everyone else for now, as he was too preoccupied with his future meal.

Solomon Solomon eventually realizes that literally no one is willing to fight him, and that they are perfectly willing to crawl into a pot to get at a single barbeque sauce covered goblin, he eventually shrugged his shoulders at the absurdity of it all and decided that since the mindless spirits were perfectly fine with the status quo of 'Rush to goblin, die in pot somehow' and didn't even bother to fire arrows at it, he decided that his time would probably be better spent trolling them by raising the goblin up on a purposefully too high to reach and yet inviting looking platform above the pot made out of books of varying shapes and sizes, because fuck, you just can't buy this sort of entertainment. Solomon attempts to use his mastery over books to abuse them in the shape of a platform that lifts the goblin several meters above the pot. Atton Atton would have commented on the mech user's aggressiveness negatively, but he put it down as her being more sensitive than most people and made a mental note to apologize when they were not facing down enemy reinforcements. He made a passing "That's the spirit" complete with a thumbs up at her before shouting out "I don't know what that mist means but it looks annoying! Finish off the remaining beasts and take care of the remaining nuisances! And who ever managed to figure out that pot and goblin trick should please continue doing that. Don't forget to stick together, they have the numbers but they certainly don't have the skill!." Never give up targeting entire group, Int 18.7*1.25 health healed.

So yes right now I am showing up as Ave Deus Vult, and I probably won't be doing much in battles until I get home unless someone can move my token around the map for me, since again Rd20 doesn't really work on mobile. I am assuming that as a level 1 Paladin the most impressive thing I have done is not die horribly by the way.

Richard calmly strode down towards the tavern of "The Antler and Thistle" in search of good food, a hopefully not depressing crowd of drunks, and if it wouldn't be too much to ask...perhaps even a woman to entertain thoughts of romance with. A man had recommended it to him earlier, and Richard wasn't the sort to be too picky with his lodgings anyway. Now Richard was a tall and powerfully built man in out of place chainmail, and his left hand was proudly wielding a buckler strapped to it with the holy symbol of his Goddess The Raven Queen emblazoned on it, and of course his wavy dark brown hair was not covered by a helmet: he was in the middle of a town for Goddesses sake!. A part of him was quite glad that his first trip as an adventurer was going so well. He made it all the way over here without getting stabbed to death after all, which could be seen as being impressive by some.

My name is either Hatchetman or DEUS VULT! Not sure which one I am going to use.

Solomon Solomon does his best to ignore the fact that he is bleeding for now by summoning some more books from the sky to strike at the remaining beasts. After making sure that enough Raul Julia autobiographies has been used to maim a particular beast he tries to politely say "Requesting medical assistance!". Solomon uses his Basic Attack on the Dragon's Tooth Warrior horde. Syn used instead of Strength. Atton Atton continues to try and boost the morale of the assembled troops by pointing directly at the woman from earlier and shouting out "Stop overreacting! It's just a flesh wound, not even the damned Krauts would be that cowardly!". He charges out of his cover towards the mech suit pilot from earlier, who seemed to be bleeding plasma from her suit, and he did to her walking tank what many engineers specifically told him to not do to the expensive prototypes. That is to say that he kicked it to get its pilot's attention before saying "What? Your fancy walking tank can't handle a little foreplay?" . Atton uses Just a Flesh wound on Samantha and Hiroki

With the amount of high Charisma and chaotic people we have in the group, I won't be surprised if someone attempts to destabilize a country with a revolution.

I feel like Richard and Osborn are going to be doing the heavy lifting for the entire party, literally. Since all y'all dumped strength.

The easiest way and best way is to report your own triple post while explaining the circumstances behind them, we all know that the new editor is memeworthy, and we all know that sometimes your internet derps and you click a certain button three times somehow. Now we just need to see CG's sheet to see who we would be working with I guess? And I will probably only be really active on Saturdays or late on my weekdays due to Rolld20 not working on Phones.

RIP Desmond and Komoo'ooe, we hardly knew ya....wish you all the best man.....wherever you are.