Yours Truly

Lexiel quite literally curbstomped a nearby guard in a display of such savagery and intensity that I fear that simply speaking it out loud would summon a pair of policemen to throw me into prison for crimes against decency. But to put it simply a guard died, Lexiel should probably clean her boots, and she is almost ready to summon a Dragon in a space that is too damn small for it to get out successfully. Edmond succeeded in somehow shooting two guards with explosive bullets non lethally, perhaps by somehow using his magical trick shot capabilities to do so....magically. The skin slowly but surely ate away at the armor encasing his hands, and it would probably not be a good idea to pick up Visrii while something on your hand was eating all available matter, perhaps you can find a way to temporarily contain it within a glass flask or something? Visrii stabs a guard repeatedly using an oddly already warm Kukri. Visrii then faints in the middle of an active combat zone due to a wound he chose to take himself, it is not exactly a surprise when he fails to dodge the bullet that enters his shoulder, dealing 7 points of damage to him. Halley just fucking somersaulted over all of those guards like what, she would see a brand spanking new or previously hidden elevator filled with guards, who fortunately enough for them managed to close the door before she could shoot them all up. She does see that the elevator they used to get here was both completely and utterly fine and also suspiciously unused.

Mot mentally noted down how hard it was to move between the rooms of this castle and left the barbarian named Mar to converse with the randomly appearing woman. He slowly sauntered over to the other randomly appearing person in the room with his motorcycle following closely behind him as usual, and he politely coughed before saying "That is a very unorthodox method of entering a room"

Atton uses Never Give Up! Healing everyone in the party by Int health.

Mot struck a rather thoughtful pose for a moment as he vaguely scratched at the part of his helmet that obscured his chin before saying "Maybe we could find one somewhere along the way or ask somebody to make us one, maybe the world we just left had one?".

Mot scratched his head for a moment as he tried to explain the concept of a computer as simply as possible, and he finally settled for "It is a machine that thinks for you, basically you tell it things using the machines that are linked to it and the programs it already has inside of it. Programs are basically a set of commands that someone has already given it before you that tell it what is expected of it. So if it was a Word Processing program it would know that you are telling it to write something down for you when you input the individual letters using a Keyboard which is just a machine filled with buttons that has the alphabet written on it and other buttons that allow you to tell the machine which letters you want it to write down by pressing the button with that letter written on it. It can do a lot of things for you, but you still need to take the initiative by telling it to do things.....I'll tell you more about it if I can find one.".

Mot was a bit too focused on his conversation with Mar to notice the recent arrival, but his motorcycle did react with a hopefully friendly beeping of its horn. Mot ignored this "It sounds like you are trying to make a completely magical computer, uh....you know what a computer is right?".

PTW I mean....here is a character!

The guards have started to panic at the loss of their leader, and the guard named Frank had been dragged out of the room by a mysterious and potentially delicious force of nature, or maybe he was just dragged out by the invisible guy that Lexiel smeared in barbeque earlier. Edmond easily vanquishes the second Shield Guard after Visrii parried the man's melee attack, which weakened them considerably. Halley spent a considerable amount of time scolding a corpse for being a corpse. The Bullet sprayed gunpowder on two guards for some odd and possibly gross reason. Izumi managed to shoot Frank once in the chest, possibly annoying his ribs a bit. Lexiel is still singing. ((SUDDENLY! FREEFORM!))

Mot slowly matched Mar's pace as he walked with the man, and while for now he chose to not talk to the woman who Mar was conversing with, he nodded at her direction to try and not be too rude. Mot eventually put on his plausibly French accent once more as he said "I was just wondering, who is driving the castle right now? And were you meditating?".

As Edmund walked towards the cafeteria itself, he tipped an imaginary hat to the tour guide and said something along the lines of "Do you prefer tea or coffee Chloe?" as politely as possible. He would pick up a tiny dash of honey along with a large glass of Earl Grey Tea along with some delicious looking fish and chips before plopping down on a nearby seat.

Atton uses Battle Plans on Prei to boost her main attacking stat (Stat used by their weapon to add to basic attack damage) by Atton's Int (16) for two rounds.

Another man would perhaps shed a tear for the death of the honorable man, but Yullen honestly couldn't care less as he charged towards one of the two Archers. Yullen moves to L6 and equips the Slim Sword before attacking the Archer at M7

Mot's motorcycle was less patient than the man, and it eventually prodded him with an inquisitive wheel. This time Mot had expected that to happen and he did not fall flat on his face, and after possibly examining his surroundings a little closer or nodding off inside of his helmet again. He slowly but surely walked towards the meditating barbarian called Mar. Mot coughed as politely as possible when he had reached the man.

Mot and his unnecessarily large for this room motorcycle had followed Mar into the room, and he has spent most of it leaning on a nearby wall and appearing to stare vaguely at Mar's direction. Although he actually was asleep as he usually is when he can't think of anything to do or say.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpR4p41F8G4) Visrii deals 4 points of damage to Samuel and fails to deal any points of damage using the feedback from the last attack, Edmond's weld deals 25 points of damage. More Dakka Guard turns the goblin defending Edmond into swiss cheese Shield Guard B deals 3 points of damage to Halley with a club to the head The Bullet starts to roll around once more Frank deals 4 points of damage to Edmond with his chainsaw Samuel deals 16 points of damage to Visrii with an aimed burst from his rifle Shield Guard A protects More Dakka guard using his shield for this round and the next Lexiel heals herself, Izumi and the Bullet for 3 HP this round, she also shoots Visrii in the butt, which is satisfying enough to heal her by another 3 points. Izumi targets Samuel with a Violent Recompense The Decker fires some stray shots at The Bullet to distract him Edmond attacks Samuel L. Jackson with a weld, making Izumi's efforts completely pointless by reducing the cooldown on his action that does not have a cooldown and taking Samuel down with the remaining 6 points of damage. Halley successfully targets Shield Guard A, Frank, and More Dakka Guard; dealing 1 point of damage to Shield Guard A and 3 points of damage to Frank and disabling their basic attack and basic defense for one turn Inititative

The motorcyclist named Mot followed the Barbarian named Mar inside of the room, and he mentally written off the general weirdness of the dinosaur as just another quirk of the world. After a while he hesistantly asks "What sort of 'work'?". The motorcycle slowly followed it's rider inside the portal.

Edmund looks at his surroundings for a moment, and he mentally written down their guide's reluctance to converse about the subject of Necromancy, and how wondrous looking the inside of the tower is, and he smiled a bit as he realized that the designers of this place was his kind of people "Why do something with boring old and easily explainable tech when you can wow the masses with these wondrous creations?" He then waved in a friendly manner at the demon named Ted.

Yullen just stares as an ally is downed by another mage, and he resist the urge to shout something ridiculous and instead opts to say "Excuse me, White Knight coming through". Move to J10 to Rescue Kayde, and move back to K12.

The motorcyclist slowly but surely approaches the barbarian called Mar, and he extends his right hand to the man in an attempt to shake his hand, he then continues to use his plausibly French accent as he says "Well my name is Az-Mot, just call me Mot...how did this castle get here?".

To this Radovan just nodded politely while licking the second scoop of Dark Chocolate ice cream he has eaten today and trying to hand the Not Poison Ice cream and vanilla cone over to Sena while silently lamenting how it actually sounded like it would taste quite interesting. After handing the 'man' their Ice Cream he would say in his Father's odd little accent that another world would recognize as 'Russian' "Ice Cream is great Problem solver comrade. Now get your skinny little ass over to the Parlor comrade! And make it snappy or your new name is Mrs. I haven't had my breakfast." After making Sena suitably uncomfortable and nudging Sena towards the ice cream parlor he would then turn around to look at everyone else who he has yet to talk to, and he continues with the accent as he says "You are either fine and moving towards the Ice Cream parlor or you are moving to the Ice Cream parlor faster than usual, we do not have time for those who are feeling 'not fine'." After a while he realizes that his words may not be convincing enough and continues with "Look, the Ice cream parlor is in the HQ, and there are a lot of medics in there that can point you at the clinic if you need healing or counseling for all of the weirdness that has happened, and also free Ice Cream, in the sense that you won't be paying for it." Immediately after saying that, he starts to walk back towards the Ice cream parlor.

The Motorcyclist continued to watch as the barbarian made himself a 'portal' by smashing pieces of it, and after a while he lowered his hands and said "May I ask for your name?".

The motorcyclist saw a muscly barbarian exit the castle before starting to create....something, and he decided that the man was his best in trying to figure out how the castle got there. Which is why he slowly but surely approached the barbarian with his hands raised up in the sky as far away from any of his weapons as possible, before coughing as politely as possible. If the motorcyclist manages to get the barbarian's attention he would put on his old reliable French accent and say "Are you creating a....totem?".

Michael Mot In the meantime the motorcyclist had reached the imposing looking door of the castle, and he stepped off of his motorcycle to start his walk towards it. Not a lot of people were fond of the idea of a Motocycle tearing up inside of their home, and the motorcyclist was looking forward to introducing himself to the owners of the castle. Which is why anyone looking at the outside of the castle would notice a white motorcycle impatiently moving forwards and backwards on it's own, while an entity that is most likely it's rider is knocking rather loudly on the doors of a freakish hybrid of a tank and a castle. As an afterthought he put on his plausibly French accent as he tried to say in the most peaceful tone he could muster "Is there anyone home?".

Round Two results Visrii deals 10 points of damage to Samuel with his rapidly fired crossbow bolts More Dakka Guard deals 11 points of damage to Izumi with his rather large machinegun Shield Guard B defends More Dakka Guard this round Frank successfully suplexes Lexiel this round, dealing 1 point of damage to her. The Bullet dodge rolls this round. Samuel takes the opportunity to pump lead into Edmond and Halley, dealing 2 points of damage to Edmond, and 10 points of damage to Halley. The other Shield Guard hits Lexiel on the head with a mace, which would have been more effective if she had internal organs to disrupt. 5 points of damage. Lexiel attempts to intimidate the Guard with her force of will, succeeding in causing him to break from the suplex this round, and adding +1 init to herself, Visrii, and The Bullet, she also summons a goblin to protect Izumi and Edmond with. Izumi heals herself from her blind. The Decker simply stares at Visrii for a moment, before typing something on his cyberdeck, causing the weaknesses present in Visrii to be highlighted to literally everyone inside of the group. Edmond hits Samuel with a successful application of his welding device, dealing a grand total of 8 damage and causing a glowing red weak spot on his armor to be discovered. He also discovers that to get to the skin he would have to fly back towards Lexiel's position before ducking down a nearby bullet ridden table, he would still need to find a way to collect it without damaging himself though. Halley shouts at Shield Guard B, nothing much happens. The Bullet takes this opportunity to throw a powerful enchanted bullet at Shield Guard B, dealing 6 points of damage to the guard, yet somehow failing to pierce through their shield. Initiative Status

Michael Mot The motorcyclist saw the rather large castle parked somewhere in the middle of two inexplicable looking buildings. He had grown rather used to the idea of the other two buildings existing, but the castle was pretty new. Which is why he ignored the smell of whatever heart attack inducing food that this place sold and rode on his bike once more. As an afterthought he put on a plausibly French accent to say "Take care" to the casually dressed model with before he set off towards the castle on his motorcycle.