Oh man, okay. My cat Shynikey sheds badly so I have a few lint rollers for after he lays on my bed and drags half my clothes from my closet and it doesn't make me long to go through one and he usually bats them around and plays with them, I'm use to that. But it turns out that isn't what makes him so possessive at times and mad when I use the lint roller.
Turns out that he uses them for his own personal pleasure as basically a sex toy to rub against. All new lint rollers are going to be under lock and key in my kitchen.
Never again. Never again.