So my boss caught me teambuilding on Showdown during the coffee break and, after a few long questions, asked me to teach him how to play Pokemon. This man.
Oh I've already started. This is brilliant; I have my boss as a Pokenoob at my disposal now!
*maniacal laughter*
If I play my cards right over the next several months I should be able to get a few, ah, non-monetary, tax-exempt perquisites, let's say, for my services.