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  1. I hate it when movies have plotholes. For example, the sink gets broken, the woman calls the plumber, he comes and she welcomes him in her sexiest lingerie, she seduces him, while at work, and they end up in bed. Then you have a fade out and the next scene shows him leaving and the woman bidding him goodbye. WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE SINK? Did he actually fix it in the end?

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    2. Diana

      Diana

      Oh, he worked on those pipes alright.

    3. Lost Lore

      Lost Lore

      If only I could upvote status comments...

  2. Fight fire with fire, unless you are a fireman

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    2. Bearadactyl

      Bearadactyl

      Actually... Firefighters literally fight fire with fire if it's a forest fire that can't be contained via conventional means.

    3. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      I thought they just chopped the trees to prevent the fire from escalating to another part of the forest

    4. Bearadactyl

      Bearadactyl

      In some cases they'll actually create a controlled fire to spread toward the active fire in order to smother it out.

  3. Gamefreak hates the camels. First it gives them mega, and then nothing to work with.

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    2. Cyaloom

      Cyaloom

      Klinklang also has a really bad offensive movepool, probably worse than Camerupt's movepool (the only good physical moves are Gear grind, Return, and Wild Charge).

    3. Raindrop Valkyrie

      Raindrop Valkyrie

      Klinklang has a criminally shallow movepool lol. I actually like Klinklang but dang it got so screwed in the Movepool department.

    4. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      Klinklang is one of the few pure Steel pokemon and still messed up. At least Klinklang has all it needs. Shift Gear, Gear Grind, Wild Charge, Return/Recycle sitrus.

  4. I saved you. I saved this city. I should have left Shiftry faint you all.

    1. BreezyPonie

      BreezyPonie

      We built this city

      We built this city on

      ROCK

      AND

      ROLL!

    2. Sutoratosu
    3. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      Somehow, I knew YOU would know.

  5. University: the only place where you get a grade based on your ethics

  6. Where did they hide the undo button?

  7. My big brother is being eaten by a Shelder. Raise awareness and help us fight mega evolution.

    1. Azeria

      Azeria

      Your other Big Brother is a genius standing next to the might Metagross and Alakazam in intelegence yet he is weaker than his dopy

      older brother....a misfortune indeed

    2. Tomas Elliot

      Tomas Elliot

      This status made my night lol

  8. Meanwhile in Galapagos: Bird son:Mom, why does my brother's beak look different than mine? Bird Mom: I always worried you'd ask about this one day. It's a secret, so you can't tell anyone, but your brother's adapted.

    1. laggless01

      laggless01

      badum-tss! :P

      Expecting a creationist sh*tstorm, though...

    2. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      I don't know who I am quoting, but somewhere I found this: "the good thing about facts, is that they don't care if you believe in them or not"

    3. Kelazi5

      Kelazi5

      That pun was so painful, but a pun that doesn't make you groan, hurt is a failed one.

  9. If a tree falls in the Shire but nobody is there to witness it, do people still complain about it not being in the books?

    1. Commander

      Commander

      What you talkin' bout? That's how they made the books.

  10. I have a dream that one day, Luxray will get a mega.

    1. Damiano

      Damiano

      Electric, Dark

      Ability- Blacklight

      Luxrite to me...

    2. NickCrash
    3. Sylvan Nephilim

      Sylvan Nephilim

      The Blacklight ability summons Dunmer from Morrowind.

  11. Does anyone know where I can play Ace Attorney online?

  12. Name a pokemon that has a base speed equal to your reputation points

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    2. Sutoratosu

      Sutoratosu

      181... there are none for me... so none. and still none even if I take it down by 50. :I ain't I just special?

    3. Raindrop Valkyrie

      Raindrop Valkyrie

      I am even further out of the loop man.

    4. Amethyst
  13. What was the first pokemon you caught, after your starter?

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    2. zimvader42

      zimvader42

      a level 5 ekans. it has been like that in pretty much all the games I've played for some reason.

    3. Azeria

      Azeria

      Pidgey or was it rattata...

    4. laggless01

      laggless01

      zigzagoon, I think

  14. Name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared

    1. Arkhi

      Arkhi

      oh god

      i love it

    2. AuthorReborn

      AuthorReborn

      *cue James Bond theme*

  15. Snuffles was my slave name. You will now call me Snowball, because my fur is fair and white.

    1. Damiano

      Damiano

      They never should've cut his balls of.

    2. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      Do you know where they are?

    3. Tomas Elliot

      Tomas Elliot

      There was a nearly identical line in a book by Terry Pratchett... But after reading the comments, I somhow feel this has nothing to do with that...

  16. Give Camerupt Slack Off

  17. I think my stupid cousin is trying to kill me.

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    2. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      Why is something I cannot answer. He saw my knife/sword collection, so he wanted to try throwing kitchen knives at a box on a table in the basement. The knife bounced off the table and my evasion raised to X2

    3. zimvader42

      zimvader42

      Holy shit. I guess you can say your collection had... double-edge? *dies of bad-punitis*

      Anyway leaving the bad puns aside, I wouldn't ever let anyone on my family near my collections of stuff. Specially if I had one of knifes/swords.

    4. Etesian

      Etesian

      ...wow. Sounds like he's either very skilled or very lucky/unlucky.

  18. My Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata

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    2. NickCrash
    3. zimvader42

      zimvader42

      F.E.A.R.? Yeah I've heard of it but I haven't played it.

      Jk XD, sorry is just one of those days in which I wake up extremely obnoxious. But yeah, fear raticate is best raticate

    4. Azeria

      Azeria

      >Fear Raticate

      Lmao F.E.A.R. is best used as lvl 1 rattata.Though it can be used as a last resort move :P

  19. Damn Water Y U so Hard?

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    2. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      You mean to tell me water and ice are the same? B-But then how is fire X2 effective against ice, but X1/2 effective against water? You must be mistaken my friend.

    3. Sutoratosu

      Sutoratosu

      Fire vs Water should be mutually nuclear to one another IMO, cause water can extinguish it, but at the same time Fire can make steam.

    4. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      In the anime they are.

  20. Alright, time for another lovely Mega Evolution! How often should these be made? ............ Today's guest: Mega Hariyama - Fighting, ability: Rough Skin ................... stats: 140HP, 130Atk, 110Def, 50SpA, 80SpD, 60Spe ........................................ comments! :D

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    2. Raindrop Valkyrie

      Raindrop Valkyrie

      Na, jsut text it, too much space is as much an issue as not enough trust me lol.

    3. Raindrop Valkyrie

      Raindrop Valkyrie

      and I totes forgot to post my Farfetch'd Evo.

    4. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      Next... Mega Hukuna and Mega Zim

  21. Mega Octillery - Water/Fire , stats: 75HP, 130Atk, 100Def, 130SpA, 100SpD, 45Spe ......................................Ability: Immunity

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    2. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      It knows flamethrower and fire blast though...

    3. Raindrop Valkyrie

      Raindrop Valkyrie

      Does it? Well that changes things lol.

    4. zimvader42

      zimvader42

      I think fire because, cannon and stuff. And he's also red. The same way I thought ledian was bug/fighting and misdreavous ghost/psychic the first time I saw them, I guess types can be interpreted in so many wonderful different ways.

  22. Who wants an evolution for Farfetch'd? I was thinking of a Fighting/Flying type with Reckless

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    2. Raindrop Valkyrie

      Raindrop Valkyrie

      Gallade's other coverage moves would have still been better honestly, that is why that wouldn't have mattered.

    3. Damiano

      Damiano

      That ability will come with the ultra evolutions

    4. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      Anything better than Inner Focus

  23. Mega Charizard Z !!!

    1. Damiano

      Damiano

      Will the Goku and the Z Fighters defeat Frieza? Find out next time on Mega Charizard Z: Frieza Defeated!!

  24. My hands got inflammed. I guess I'm evolving

    1. laggless01

      laggless01

      *cues evolution music

    2. Maelstrom
    3. NickCrash

      NickCrash

      Mael did you press the B button?

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