Wolfox

I think I can imagine what you are going through.
This perfectly suits the description of a friend of mine sneezing. x)
One floor might not be enough...

Yeah, it's pretty funny at times but annoying more often then not

Same, except I also hit people from across the room if I don't cover my nose so. ((I also have severe allergies so it's like... everyday of my life.)) I also sneeze hard enough to give myself headaches and nosebleeds sometimes. That's always fun!