"You might, based on that, think it is reasonable to assume that Cain, like I suspected, was somehow himself broken. NOPE. It turned out that the three Cain battles I tested just happened to be broken all for different reasons each. That said, I invite any of you familiar with the principles of statistics, to take what you know about random sampling and imagine based on this scenario exactly how smoothly the rest of this pre-alpha test is going."
This is so horrifyingly terrible.
But dear god, is it hilarious.