laggless01

Yo momma's so dumb, even the Transformer movies look intellectual compared to her.

No, Bad Lucario! Get Back Here! Stop using Flash Cannon!

All Cain's lines (almost at least)

Granted, but your parents commit suicide out of grief. I wish people wouldn't buy games that are bad or rip-offs. (If you're interested in strategy warfare, TW Shogun was quite praised. I'll put in a link of a review: )

Nose

NP, always a pleasure I can't really (or fully, idk what the right word is) relate to how being transgender is like (due to not being so), but I wish you (and Alexus) the best of luck (you'll be alright, you're definitely not alone ^^^). (And there's always explosm.net to lighten the burden of life's struggles...)

Banned for that timely post.

Pepper Roni

Mudkip used Mud-Slab

Arkhidon x Sonic (Rise of Lyric-version). All scarfs

I don't know your age, so I don't fully understand some things about your situation (I'm not at the age that I have to pay all my bills by myself, sorry for that). Is there something activity-wise you like to do? Playing an instrument has been a lifesaver for me, for an example. I know that I probably just should listen instead of trying to give advice (I'm a guy after all, I guess), but you can probably find something that you can find joy in (even if you don't see it (yet))... Also, we're all here, and I don't think anyone of us thinks about you like that.

Donatello

Turtwig used Absorb

TIL that no matter how thirsty you are atm, do not drink a coke at 12pm if you've got class in the morning...

[Yanmega or Honchcrow perhaps? Idk what value the latter still can hold (since it becomes useful by egg moves, if I recall correctly), it might be useful. But since you already got 2 flying types, those can become redundant.] Magneton might add something (after the apophyll chapter). Azumarril wrecks, especially if you breed Aqua Jet on it, but you already have a water and fairy type. Drought Ninetales is pretty powerful, but might not really synergize with the rest. It's quite a threat with Solar Power Heliolisk (in doubles), though. Arcanine can e a pain to level up, but it learns some good moves if you wait long enough. You might have access to Houndor (if you chose the magma's), which can become a nasty-plot/Dark Pulse/Flamethrower Houndoom (if patient for moves, otherwise those only come at its 60s).

Red Skull

That's nasty Yo momma's so fat, even Groudon would think it is anorexic.

Face (how it feels when the above lands in it)

Volcarona used Bug Buzz

@nick What about it? M*th*rf*ck*ng money

Lucario used Aura Sphere

The Color Purple

Toothpaste

Clueless

Mist would also need to change the field, becoming misty terrain. Blizzard and Heat Wave (Lava Plume too?) should get increased power due to convection. Maybe tailwind again to stop the field, too? I don't think Bomb-moves should get a power-up, only a decrease in accuracy. Also, I think pokemon with Sniper shouldn't experience decrease in accuracy (perhaps for every field?). Also, you could make an additional Storm Weather-field by using Rain Dance on it, giving additional power to Thunder, water-moves and Hurricane, while decreasing fire-type moves, make Fly (and Bounce, maybe Sky Attack too, but maybe the latter should gain a boost from this weather) fail, just like all move that require throwing things at the opponent (like Rock Blast and Seed Bomb). Terminate it by other weather-moves, Tailwind petering out, or Heat Wave.