Just sprinkle yourself with (CH3)2Te, that'll do it. You'll get used to it, so when you put on deodorant, you only smell that, while the people around you...well, you get the idea.
Also, did you know that people commited suicide due to stink permanently after use of certain chemical compounds? There are molecules so pugnant that one drop of the stuff can be smelled 1,5 mile away, while still smelling awful.
So please, shower.