laggless01

Fertilizer

Banned for contradictory typing.

Yanmega used Air Slash

That's not really a poke-ception, rather the 420-ception... What if this...this all...is a nightmare!

Flash

Banned for falling in that simple trap. As for that...: SCREW THE RULES! I HAVE MONEY!

Stunfisk used Mud Bomb

Banned for doing it yourself.

Fish

Probably the former, since it can be removed due to being done on unfair grounds (It might create enough outrage that Nintendo would change their ways involving internet and content...or I would then really hope that) Would you rather kill your mother or your daughter? You don't have the option to save both, nor the option to kill yourself.

Thunderbird used Thunder

Yup, that's probably getting finished right before my exams begin...hooray... (I guess I'll have time when most of the fixes are done) Still much hype, so much jump wow.

Wensleydale

Dude threw a rock. It's super effective! (geo-dude)

Suppose you're really hungry and really tired. You've got a little time, just enough to take a nap or eat a bit. Which one would you rather do?

What if this entire game is a 'rare candy'-induced hallucination?

Banned for not knowing I deleted my last avatar (Fern's Bush). Before that, I wore a stylish hat...

In a nuclear fusion plant, the entire process is controlled, because the conditions which are required to keep it going are very difficult to achieve, and comparatively much easier to abort. The problem is, the total energy balance (in vs out) is already positive, but is somewhere around 4J (very little), if I'm correct. In a fusion bomb things are different. It contains a fission bomb to ignite the fusion reaction, and the entire process is uncontrolled...result: Julia would marry it. (I hope Ame doesn't re-enact a Dr. Strangelove-scene with Julia riding the bomb...) Anyway, I grant your wish. Problem is, the only thing that conducts electricity is now pure Seaborgium. Good luck with that. I wish for a few k Reborn Rupees.

Blastoise used Hydro Cannon

Mareep

Banned because that place really needed some cleaning.

"I am your father." - God "NOOOOO!" - Jesus

Ted Bear

Lucario used Flash Cannon...

TITY that Wynaut is actually what you think the tail is. The blue part is some kind of (inflatable) puppet to fend off predators of some sort. At least, that's what I was told. (TITY = Today I Teach You, you perverts) TIL I really needed a haircut.