laggless01

You can just turn the internet off, enjoy the beautiful weather outside (totally not raining so much that the Sahara would drown under it), or simply plant a massive DDOS-attack in that part of the internet (if you're a hacker troll). So that seems to be the least bad of the two. Would you rather be mentally handicapped or brainwashed in Nazi doctrine (that of the hardcore Schutzstaffel, aka SS)?

That would be a matrix-like idea... What if...Fern is actually the good guy, and we, as the protagonist, are the bad guy? (#FernAsHandsomeJack)

Ah yes, Zekrom. For some reason I forgot about that one... Anyway, Surskit used Bubble!

3! 2! 1! Let iiiiiit RIP! - Chip Bergh, CEO Levi's

Tween

Banned for being an Anchorman-ripoff (glass cages etc.)

You mean like in 'Going Postal'? Granted, but they're so awful, no-one likes them. No-one. In fact, you'll be thrown in an asylum for writing them, due to being a sign/symptom of dangerous mental instability and highly violent tendencies towards selective groups. I wish for something good to happen, without that something bad happens.

If you would include all the moves that ignite the corrosive mist field (Heat Wave, but also Flame Burst and Lava Plume for example), then growlithe, cyndaquil, charmander (wich gets scrapped due to not being chosen), Pansear, Vulpix... get eligibility too. That would make it quite a mess. You probably want to restrict just to Eruption or something like that.

What if Ame is lying to us wanting to be no part of the story, and ends up being the mastermind behind it all?

Banned for needless aggression.

Mienshao missed! But Espurr used Disarming Voice on Mienshao, landing a super effective hit.

I'M IN A GLASS CAGE OF EMOTION! - Fern

Tick

Granted, but you get banned from it. All the skills that you didn't refine in favor of being a good competitive play, mainly social, seemed to be crucial to maintain human contact, making you a sad, banned player with no other skill. (except fanfic writing, perhaps) Also, yay, 2000th reply I wish to obtain T3RR4's hammer.

Isn't Sacred Fire a colorful explosion of flames? Also, Heat Wave also causes the field to ignite, so that would make pokemon like Ho-oh eligible...

Changing the terrain is one of the preferred strategies around to take Noel on, see thread in previous post. You practically want to take out his lead, Cincinno, as fast as possible: Skill link+King's Rock is something you don't want to get hith with first (and Rock Blas/Bullet Seed/Tail Slap has quite the coverage). Setting up screens (especially Reflect) makes it easier for the rest of your team, so you probably want to do that wirst (prankster guarantees setup of one screen, might as well use charm too). For the rest, you really should check out that thread. P.S.: Timid Leavanny? You're probably better off with Jolly, but raising another might take quite some time...or if you can wait a few badges there will be a solution for that...

Banned for implicitly defending Fern.

Granted, but it is held by a pencil sharpener...you die a slow, painful death, being ground between its blades, like a crocodile turning around but with its teeth standing still... I wish for a legendary electric type focused on physical move sets and with staggering attack and speed stats

That was...weird... What if the pokemon world was the Matrix, with Zorua/Zoroark being the Agents?

Spaghetti Carbonara

I wonder what a +6 Thunder (Helping Hand-boosted) from Mega Ampharos would do after 3 Metal Sounds on that Kyogre (damn that SpD, there aren't enough physical electric legendaries, and only one rodent can learn Volt Tackle...)... It will definitely be super effective, though.

Rocket

Granted, but you will always ignore it, like the guy who saw his head off in a bet. (He's a winner, though: a proud winner of a Darwin Award) I wish I had more stawberries.

Well, as an update I now also offer an adamant Marill (Sap Sipper, though) and adamant Piplups with max IV's (when someone finally can tell who does the trades now, so I can get through the ones that were planned).

Well, Ho-oh is the Rainbow pokemon, after all...