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Poor ralts gets blasted by Lucario's Night Daze

That'll do. If not: Your momma is so fat, you can't even see her.

Yes, you do, campin' Carl, yes you do. Me, I'll be waiting until the final episode comes out in which you can actually battle them But seriously, I'll be scouting and strategizing.

There goes another way to spot adultery...thanks for teaching me that today.

Allahu Akbar - Carl Sagan

Goddamit Lucario, why are you doing this?

Bulk EDIT: gre-Ninja'd Morbid Obesity

It only grated me when I discoverd Ame changed it to a mega psychic/steel with magic guard. That beloved Solaris-beating Cofagrigus I raised didn't have anything against it. I ended up using Zoroark to take 25% of its health at a time, and swapping it for Hyper-beam fodder.

First, she could have countered with: "Ah! You scared me, I thought you were that monkey..." or so. Second one, how did you manage to survive that? I want to know...

Can't beat the view. - Leonard Nimoy (Too soon? All respect to the man...)

Question mark

I did it for a bug that wasn't one, so...yay for mee... Anyway, welcome!

Um Lostelle, it was meant to paste quotes on people who haven't said those. For example: "I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few." -Christopher Hitchens "I'm just a flawed man, man I fucked up." -Kim Jong Un "Guns are bad, I tell you." -Daniel B. Wesson "To have once been a criminal is no disgrace. To remain a criminal is the disgrace." -Al Capone "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." -Elsa "If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide." -Kim Jong Un "The only time a man can cry, is when it's all over." -Christiano Ronaldo

You know you could have saved when you got through, let yourself get caught, then run to the library, right? Writing up those quotes and numbers, reset, and voila. A lot less time lost. Anyway...game-wise there were only a few moments that got me. The first one was that goddamn garchomp, mainly due to being unexpected (and having no clue how to take down such a thing). It took me quite a lot of time and money to defeat him (and a bit of luck, too). Next up is the chrysolia forest. What a mess. Following were those cult guards, especially since I didn't know there was a library where I had to go first...(had a quick solution to that, eventually). Finally, that tedious web puzzle in aventurine. I NEVER WANT TO DO THAT ONE AGAIN. NO. Honorary mention goes to the Aster/Eclipse double battle close to Calcenon. Rendering my EQ flygon useless with HP ice on magmortar among others, dammit. That was one tough double battle. Story-wise...I'm not going to begin on that list. It is very well written to make you rage on purpose (in a good way, Ame where are our Fern Voodoo-dolls?)

One ring to rule them all. - Beyoncé

I have some torchics that fit your description, just go to previous pages to see my offers and favourable requests for them.

Guessing of the composition of your team, you've probably just beaten Julia. At that stage of the game, pick up a trubbish and pachirisu, they are so good for the first 5 badges or so (maybe even further), giving big support while being able to take out some mons themselves. Simple woobat can wreck some things too. Eagleby also used a swirlix for a while as a physical tank by setting up 2 cotton guards. I think it even took down a very stong pokemon (check out his 6th gen monorun for more detail) Other than that, it is indeed a bit early to already plan ahead. Yiu should check out some of the mons you meet on the way, 'cause they might really suprise you.

If it comes to shinies, the cannon games give you a bad shot at finding them.

I did not have sex with that woman. - Pope Benedict XVI

Granted, here's an electric polisher. And you got a pencil sharpener with it. I wish for a way to know if the "hidden worlds theory" or the "hidden variables theory" is true. Seriously, look it up. The former leads to the parallel universes theories etc...

Gotta catch'em all! - Hitler

Is that a BAD thing? Granted, but that wish will be corrupted, and you will suffer from it. I wish for Zim's wish to be un-corrupted.

full-body paralysis

And there's that lucario again...Officer magnezone has put a bounty of 20000 poké on his head to apprehend the offender. (For those who don't know, Lucario flashed it's cannon again)

Do you mean that it's Farfetch'd? 'Cause maybe it ain't a Clauncher Whatever, let's play some hoola-Hoopa. At least you didn't caught me Diancie-ng. Exeggcute order 66.