laggless01

Whoopsydaisy, it was on the wrong page when I read the wish. Apologies for the stumble, To make up for it, I'll grant your wish. What in your language was called 'cow tits' gets renamed, and is now a word of 42 characters long. It also sounds way too much like what in your language means: "Burn these black Untermenschen". Also, about that dimension thingie, that takes away the whole premise of it being a video game, since that requires it to run on a computing device. And since it's impossible to store an infinite amount of data, that means if irrational numbers exist, you can't be in such a system. Adding dimensions is only going to increase variables. Also if you're interested in this, you should search for "hidden worlds theory" and 'hidden variables theory". They both give a possibility why the basis of quantum mechanics s what it is (dual slit experiment and whatnot), yet it's probably impossible to prove which is correct. And when you're going about that many dimensions, you're going to struggle to maintain your own logic. We know space has more than 3 dimensions, since we can measure the faults in our 3D-world: Space is curved by gravity, instead of the rigid 3D-world your drawing represents when you're drawing an x,y and z axis. In that sense, you light detect those lifeforms simply due to other faults that aren't explained by that theory, and I don't think Dark matter comes from intelligent life forms... Also, if you lose the tip of your finger and replace it with a LED, you can play ET anytime you want. DON'T CUT OFF YOUR FINGER. Oh right, I have to wish something. Well, let's wish for brainwashing children to be punishable by law.

How do you get 100 bulbasaurs on a bus?

That drapion got impaled by Zygarde's Thousand Arrows. Forgot the name of that Eastern move where a guy gets shot by a giant cloud of arrows by Qin Shi Huang's order, which I wanted to reference. Oh well. Then think about the final battle in 300. That should give you an idea how it looks like.

PWNed (by charlotte)

That's not really how radiation works. You'll die in at minimum a few days, but it also can take weeks, or if you're really tough, one-two months. Also, You're exposed to more cosmic radiation when you take the airplane, but the amount is still manageable, and you're not in it for that long. Please, the threat is most times way exaggerated, but of course, your finger full of radioactive goo is not very healthy. Well, that would be very unlikely, since then there wouldn't exist irrational numbers, since computers can't store those. Relevant Vsauce link here: (10:04) Now, back to the thread...Granted, but It evolves twice pretty fast, and then acts like a real alligator...which means you become his next meal. I wish for all people to accept science as what it is, instead of dismissing it for some fairy tales.

I can breed a male, give me an hour or so. It'll have 6 IV's then. I have females with at least 5 IV's right away, so yeah. On snivy's, a shiny or one with a timid nature would be nice. EDIT: Do you want it to be Modest or Adamant?

If Krookodile wouldn't do his job good enough, grab a bunnelby at beryl or a trapinch at the game corner. You might want to get a psychic type, like Reuniclus or Metagross (you're far enough to get them, you should already have a Solosis). Really, Metagross will be quite handy for some battles or fields in the future, especially with Bullet Punch. Gardevoir is also decent, but takes serious damage from pretty much all of Cain's team. You can also get Claydol or Hypno, but I've never tried those.

Only an Arceus? Ame can torture us more do better than that...Like Arceus in Lin's team, for example.

I found the hardest one to be Terra, mostly due to that field that I'm just terrible at to use. Charlotte got steamrolled on the first try by Flygon, especially with her 2 Ninetails, so not that difficult in my opinion. Serra was annoying, too, having to hope Heat Wave would do just enough to take her pokes out at level 50 (it did, but training at that point is quite annoying due to few encounters in that bloody forest...). Aya got second in my opinion, it's why I trained that flygon in the first place. No, I haven't tried the new fields for Serra and Aya yet, but I it could make them harder than Terra, especially if I can get around that goddamn field better.

We already know...

TIL about hidden variables theory vs hidden worlds theory. All sparked out of the thought that the measurements of an electron could be due to it being an object of a higher dimensional object. Try it. Blow your mind.

Grass is pretty much becoming second Fern, but hopefully less of a grasshole. I recommend continuing this, but you can always try it, and see if you CAN get past Aya without leaving your monotype like he did.

Well, I have some nidoran with at least 5 good IV's, great for special attackers. I like good fathers of other egg groups, check my earlier posts in this thread. Also the starters chikorita, charmander, squirtle, chimchar, turtwig, snivy, oshawott and fennekin are on my 'to find'-list. (If given a bit of time, I can even get 6 IV's. You'll have to wait until the weekend anyway.)

Mega Rayquaza

What attack? The radioactive material was in his finger, so technically it wasn't an attack... Granted. I don't have to corrupt this one, because he dies of lead poisoning anyway if he does so, which kills way quicker than the radioactive stuff would. Smart plan. I wish for Quantum Chemistry to be easy.

And then the Arceus-fight descended from the heavens. No-one could believed it was possible, everyone thought he was gone forever. But he resurrected, and everyone would know. The Arceus looked at the Zoroark, which trembled in fear. In a state of despair, he tried to escape his fate. But there was no escaping. Only judgment, brought swiftly. Arceus realised that all this pain was caused by his interaction. He was responsible for the destruction of those lives, all this purposeless violence because of Him. He was a God, but unlike what most thought they saw, he didn't ressurect. He had fallen, and would never be able to go back. His omnipotence, omniscience and omnibenevolence was shattered. He was no longer the figure praised by many. He might never have been that figure, He concluded. He decided to leave this realm, restraining Himself from interfering ever again, so no-one would ever be harmed by Him, or in His name. The world was left without a god. (If this is a good ending, like. Otherwise, just land a super-effective hit with a pokemon that can get outside of our realm, like Palkia or so.)

OUUUWW!

Granted, but the emission is caused due to high concentrations of radioactive elements decaying, of which the released energy in turn excites electrons of the remaining atoms, which cause there to be light when falling back to their ground state. And you die of severe radioactive poisoning. (Science bitch ) I wish for someone to make a poster for that movie about pencil sharpeners vs sadistic potato peelers.

Logic

Arnold Schwarzenegger: "Granted, but now, you've just been Erased." (points for getting the reference) "Also, now he will refer to other sharp objects, like scissors and maybe sadistic potato peelers." I wish for an epic battle between pencil sharpeners and potato peelers to be shown in a movie (or on Ryan's channel, since that's more plausible).

The Espurr left a widow and a son. The mother couldn't bear the loss, and robbed herself of her life. The son, now orphaned and without anyone caring about him, could only look forward to a life of misery and pain. That day, he swore he would get his vengeance on that very Beedrill who destroyed his life before it hardly started. Years later, he grew up to be a Meowstic, only set on getting his revenge, whatever the cost. He tracked down the Beedrill, and landed a T-wave while it was off-guard. The Beedrill couldn't move, and could only watch how an strangely familiar pokemon came out of the shadows. The moment he could see what took him by surprise, he trembled in fear of the fate he realized he brought upon himself. The last thing he experienced was the slow and super effective torture of the infuriated cat in front of him, unable to scream due to the paralysis taking over. Shocks went through its body for ours, until its heart gave up out of exhaustion. The Meowstic smiled over the corpse of that what destroyed its life, coming to terms with its internal turmoil. He found peace for himself. And so, the cycle of hate continues...

Irrational

Granted, but now everyone except you hates every first generation pokemon. I wish the move Sharpen would actually show a pencil sharpener sharpening the user of that move (we would have pencil sharpeners in the glitch world, then...).

Today I learned someone animated "Sterrenacht" from Van Gogh.

His friend Arceus-Fight remained, though, and it's not happy with your sins. Arceus used Judgement, which was super effective! (Now THAT's overkill)