Tacos

The fall killed Drake. The impact of Scizor would probably shatter some ribs, but falling off the building was the killing blow. Don't make an attempt to save him, it's something he requested.

Carissa held her hands out to meat Vis's paws. Or were they flippers? It was all clear in a second as the heal pulse had expelled the toxins from Carissa's system and she was immediately seeing things clearly. She was still weak, so she simply nodded a thanks to Vis before huddling against the wall and staring up at the ceiling. The mother turned around to see that only three people had followed her. "Well that's no fun, I thought we were all going to be here." She held her hand to her chin as if contemplating her situation. "I guess my explanation will have to begin without the rest." The mother clasped her hands together and her face contorted to that of someone mesmerized. "So I guess you'd like to know the story of one magnificent lady known as Diana." She paused before continuing. "Diana was a fantastic young lady, so smart and elegant, and she had quite a knack for biology. So much that she began slaughtering people in the middle of the night so she could dissect them and examine her insides. Well guess what? One day, Diana wasn't so smart, and was accidentally lured to a police man because she thought his body would be a perfect test subject. The poor girl was instantly arrested and sent to jail." Diana held her hand above her head as if in immediate distress. "She spent 15 long years in that jail. But on the first day after the 15 year mark, a woman came to her jail cell. She spoke with such elegance and perfect dialect, that Diana was instantly mesmerized. She told her that she'd heard about Diana's interests and decided to remove her from jail to work for her. Years passed and Diana was finally able to be a conclave mother, and as you could probably guess, oh, she was so excited." Diana began waving her hands wildly and jumping up and down. "But we all know, there's no fun without order. Diana's acolytes were so unruly and rowdy, that she had no choice but to instill a loyalty to Dawn within them through any method she deemed necessary." Diana's eyes sparkled with wonder. "There were public executions, and burning, and torture, and brainwash, and it was just oh so fun! Why don't I show you an example?" Diana reached down to her belt, quickly unleashing a magnificent Scizor from the Poke ball. The pokemon looked between each of the three members of Team Dusk, and then stared at Drake for even longer. Suddenly, it blinked, and then dashed forward towards him. The impact of Scizor's claw against Drake sent him flying off of the roof. The impact would have surely killed him. Diana looked scornfully at Scizor. "I told you to be gentle. Oh well, I guess I can collect his corpse later. Now, which of you would like to take me on first." The tablet in Diana's pocket lit up and she pulled it out. On the screen, a picture of the Scizor was illuminated and was captioned by the words, "The Guillotine."

That artwork in impeccable. Definitely something to be admired.

TFW APPROVED FOR PBE ACCESS!

You listen here teambuilder. There's a reason I played you, and that's cause I wanted to be sure I could play firecracker jinx. But once again, you let me down by not letting the skin load. RIP me.

Tfw waiting for the "5.2 release" of the LR skins.

Blast Powder. You can buy in on 7th street.

tfw last game of provisionals. Last pick Adc sucked Mid and top were incompetent I couldn't do anything as supporty Welcome back Silver V, can't say I've missed you.

If Firecracker Jinx isn't out by tomorrow, I'm going to be actually, really pissed.

I was just getting super hopeful because as each game went by, my friend spectated. He noticed that the Elo's were higher with each one, and that in my previous game, I was one of the only people who was Silver S4, where as all the others were gold.

With Kage almost certain to leave shortly, and the Skarmory just a bit too intimidating, Ryan searched for a way out of the situation. He focused in on the conversation between Claude, Henry, and James. Ryan stood up quickly and walked over to them nonchalantly. "Way to break my heart, Claude. I see how it is." Ryan feigned a pained face, swiping a finger around his eye to indicate a fake tear.

TIL predetermined friendships almost never work out

Aside from helping, I don't think you can do much else without changing the game or cheating. But, it's incredibly useful for helping people, and is a useful tool to hold on to. If you were feeling down, you could even try creating a game of your own. Finally my spare emails are coming in handy for cheating my way out of buying it.

tfw 8-1 in provisionals and am itching to win my last game. gold plz?

Jinx is really good. She's gotten me to go 8-1 in provisionals so far.

I wouldn't be shocked to find that I've spent at least 300 dollars on League. I have a bit of a problem, even if it's not as bad as Inuki's.

Is this even supposed to be hard?

Dear Diary: Today I got carried by a teemo in my provisionals

It's part of the field effect.

My guess is that Nomos is our monokuma.

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